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Homophonic greetings: Stomach, are you all right? Are you in the liver and kidney? Recently, you have been suffering. Don't be too energetic at work. I wish you happiness forever.
Dialect and homophonic
Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "bureau" is pronounced "pig". The following is the story of my reporter: V first went to the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee and contacted the Personnel Bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone. V Propaganda Department: "Hey, are you a human or a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "v. the other party:" Oh, I am not a person but a pig (Personnel Bureau), and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "
I tried to hold back my laughter, and my stomach hurt. The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting. V Moderator: "Which units have arrived?" So the participants reported themselves one by one: "I am a male castrated pig (Public Security Bureau)." "I am a pig (post office)." "I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)
Clever use of punctuation marks
Once upon a time, there was a scholar who was poor and wandering the streets. In order to survive, the scholar put down his face and went to a landlord's house to do long-term work. The landlord is sinister and cunning. When he saw such a weak scholar, he had a bad idea in his heart: he wanted this scholar to work for him for a year without a penny. So, on the surface, the landlord said to the scholar, "I will treat you with wine and meat during your work, and the wages will be settled at the end of the year." Written evidence in duplicate: V "No chicken, no duck and no fish, only radish and cabbage are indispensable." As a result, the scholar worked hard in the landlord's house for a year. During this period, the landlord certainly didn't entertain him with wine and meat. Eat radish and cabbage every day, or cabbage and radish. At the end of the year, when the deadline comes, the scholar pays the main salary to the land. But the landlord not only refused, but also said to the scholar, "You lived in my house for free for a year. Do I still owe you money? " Say that finish, then put the scholar out. Scholar v was angry, but went to the yamen to complain. As a result, he got his salary back with interest and interest in a few words. V students, think about it. How did the scholar win the lawsuit?
You don't need chicken, duck and fish, but radish and cabbage are indispensable, and you can't lose a penny. "-the landlord vvv has no chickens, and ducks can do it; Without fish, meat is ok; Only radish and cabbage are allowed. Not a penny "-scholar
If you stay on rainy days and stay on me, how many layers of meaning can you guess?
Stay in rainy days, but I won't stay in the daytime!
(2) If it rains, stay for a day and don't leave me? Stay.
Interesting idioms
Fill in the idioms first, and then connect the words so as to make a riddle and hit an animal.
() The icing on the cake leads the needle () The crown beast V () wears the stars () Yan unlucky () The words () Bitterness () are clear at a glance () A diversion v () The earth shakes the mountains () Ma Benteng () in.
Answer: rooster
Most idioms
The most desolate place: (barren land) the most expensive manuscript fee: (a word is worth a thousand dollars) the fastest speed: (lightning speed) the farthest place-the most difficult meal to cook at the ends of the earth-the tallest person can cook without rice-indomitable spirit
The biggest waterfall-the widest mind-the most time-consuming project-the biggest surgery for a hundred years-the best archery for being reborn-kill two birds with one stone-the busiest airport-the biggest palm that covers the sky with one hand.
Numeric guessing idioms
12345609 (falling apart)
1256789 (forgetfulness)
1+2+3 (successively)
333 555 (Panel)
3.5 (no three no four)
5 10 ( 15 10)
0000 (absolutely safe)
111111(unique)
Seven eighths (seven ups and downs)
-7 18 (littering)
Eight don't fight.
Move the moon to the west wing and play drums more, but don't play drums! The fisherman closed his net and went home! No fishing! Why do you have to take an umbrella after the rain clears? No umbrella! After lights out, the blacksmith is drinking tea. Do not strike while the iron is hot! The woodcutter went down the mountain early with firewood, but he didn't cut wood!
The Orion told the dog to collect the hunting fork. No hunting! The beautiful woman got off the swing, but she didn't swing! Youlang changed careers! No oil!
Four great happy events in life
After a long drought, I met an old friend in another country and spent the night in the bridal chamber. At that time, I was in the first place.
What's the function of adding a few words: Ten years of drought, rainy days, Wan Li meets an old friend in another country, monk's wedding night, the old man is doing the first, long drought meets showers-a few drops of rain, an old friend in another country-an enemy, wedding night-next door, doing the first-dream.
Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher, writes Spring Festival couplets every year. Because everyone wants to keep Mo Bao, every year on New Year's Eve, he takes off the couplets hanging in front of his house. He was very upset, so he thought of a way: v he wrote such a couplet, and his happiness was not doubled; It never rains but it pours. Sure enough, everyone refused to answer. Curiously, the next morning, he added a few words and successfully reversed the meaning of the couplet: v has not been double happiness until today; It never rains but it pours. Another successful Spring Festival couplets!
There is a Zhulin Mountain in front of the village where Jie Jin lives, which belongs to the same village squire. One Spring Festival, Jie Jin posted a couplet on the door: "There are thousands of bamboos hidden under the door." The squire was very unhappy to see the boss, so he ordered the family to cut all the bamboo shoots. Knowing Taigong's mind, he added a sentence at the end of the couplet: "The door is short and the bamboo is long, but thousands of books is long." The squire was even more annoyed when he saw it, so he ordered his servant to dig up the bamboo roots. Hearing this, he added a sentence at the end of the couplet: The door is short, thousands of books is homeless, and the squire has no "conventions", so he has to sulk.
Who is the following couplet chanting?
1, a father-son three-character guest, four people through the ages. ("Three Sus")
2, the heroism is compelling, which can make Lux take off his boots, and the imperial concubine holds the inkstone; Fairy talent is comparable, not to let the army elegant, open the house fresh. (Li Bai)
3, the jade account is sad and beautiful, and the Chu song urges red makeup on all sides. (Xiang Yu)
4, lakes and mountains, thousands of people are worried. (Fan Zhongyan)
There is such a couplet in one place. According to the meaning of the couplet, please guess where it is written. V panicked when entering the market; Take your time. (Horizontal approval: all relaxed) Answer: the toilet.
Add horizontal batch
Uplink: remove the numbers one and two; Bottom line: don't 45679; Answer: Horizontal batch: only 38!
Walk with the world
Jin Ming, who loves learning and writing, has a strong will and perseverance.
Bowen meditation, prosperity, prosperity, we must first aspire to be a hero.
First, the elaboration and detailed explanation of new idioms
2 1, pillar: metaphor plays the main role of backbone.
22, reassurance: something that can make people emotionally stable.
23. Host: Originally refers to the host on the East Road, and later referred to as the guest.
24. Opposite plays: In order to compete with each other, two troupes perform the same play at the same time. A metaphor for similar jobs or things that compete with each other.
25, mischief: playing tricks on people, making people embarrassed.
26. Turn a deaf ear to the wind: the wind blowing from the ear is a metaphor for words that are not taken to heart after hearing (mostly advice and exhortation).
27. Empty guns: Metaphors are empty words, which cannot be fulfilled.
28, stab in the back hurts people: metaphor hurts people secretly.
29. Trick: An insidious means or policy.
30. The Gate of Hell: The legendary intersection of Yin and Yang in superstition is a metaphor for a dangerous place.
3 1, crossing the river: a metaphor for people who are not afraid of sacrifice, setbacks and struggle bravely in never back down.
Blacklist: a list of revolutionaries and progressives who are listed as targets of political persecution by reactionary rulers or counter-revolutionary groups.
33, pink eye: envy others for being famous or beneficial.
34. Hongmen Banquet: A banquet that hurts guests.
35. Amulet: a metaphor for someone or something who protects himself from difficulties or punishment.
36. Carbine: A surprise attack on pursuers.
37. Deep-water bomb: a metaphor for the person who takes the lead.
38. Tightening spell: a metaphor for something that binds people.
39. green light: a metaphor for allowing something to be done.
40. Get off to a good start: it is a metaphor to make remarkable achievements at the beginning of a year or a job.
Five Chinese characters that are difficult to recognize
(A) the most simple Chinese character-"Yao"
The word is pronounced "Yao", which means high mountain. This is not an accidental coincidence. In the "five elements" of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, every word with a complete structure can be derived from another completely different Chinese character. The word "Yao" is not common. Although it looks like a rustic brain, the core is towering into the sky.
(2) The most slippery Chinese character-"Xian"
Three fish, delicious. The word "fresh" is also a variant of "fresh". Original refers to raw fish; Still means "fresh and bright"; It also refers to delicious and timely food. Nowadays, many restaurants in the street like to use this unusual sign, such as "one", "one" and "fresh". Although they are not necessarily clear about their pronunciation and original intention, they give people the impression of big fish and big meat.
(3) The most noisy Chinese character-"Sui"
The word is pronounced "mark". The font is obvious, and the three dogs are intertwined, indicating the way dogs run; Take a step, and you will derive the meaning of rapid and rapid development.
(D) The most rogue Chinese character-"Yan"
The word is pronounced "climbing". Do you still have to ask? Typical "three hands", stealing others' ill-gotten gains. The word "slapping hands" has become "four hands", but it still can't get rid of "thief's skin" and is pronounced "pickpocket"
(5) The most expensive Chinese character-"Zhi"
The word is pronounced "must". "Bei" is money, and the words "Bei" are coded together once and twice, indicating "the appearance of exertion". As the saying goes, meat is delicious, but money is hard to earn. Where money and fame are, you should sharpen your head and drill where. How can you not bother? In addition, there is a proper noun-"prickly", which is pronounced "essential". It is a legendary turtle-shaped animal. "There are nine kinds of dragons", one of which is a son. This guy not only has strength, but also likes writing, that is, dealing with stone tablets. The so-called "tortoise-backed stele" among the people is mostly "slim".
What if life is like the first time?
What is an autumn wind sad painting fan?
Waiting for change but losing people's hearts?
But people's hearts are changeable?
Lushan language, Qingming one and a half nights?
Will the rain bell be unwilling in the end?
What does it feel like to be lucky and lucky?
Fly together, connect the branches tightly, but give up a wish.
Sanqiu is leaving.
Two sad places
Eager for a fish book
Eggplant sounds like a guest's sorrow.
Worry about the sun and sigh deeply
Don't be a blessing in disguise.
Like a lonely goose
30 interesting Chinese articles
1) Source of "Host Country"
"Host country" evolved from the word "host". During the Spring and Autumn Period, when Zheng was surrounded, Zheng sent people to light candles to persuade Qin to retreat. Candle said to him, "If the State of Qin does not destroy Zheng, but makes it the master of the Oriental Avenue, it will do you no harm if the envoys of the State of Qin come and go, and supplies are insufficient from Zheng." Qin retracted his words. Zheng is in the east of Qin dynasty, so he is called the Lord of the East Road. Later, "owner" became a fixed noun, generally referring to the owner of the station or the person who invited guests with wine and food, and the meaning of its location no longer existed.
A "host country" is a country that receives guests from other countries as a host, or a country that stays at parties and hosts events in international activities.
(2) the origin of "untidiness"
People like to use "sloppy" to describe a person's sloppy or careless, but behind this proverb, there is a bloody story.
In the Song Dynasty, there was a painter in Beijing who often painted at will, and he didn't know anything. Once, he had just finished drawing a tiger's head, and someone asked him to draw a horse, so he drew the horse's body behind the tiger's head. Someone asked him whether he painted a horse or a tiger, and he replied, "So so!" " "When others don't want it, he hangs it in the hall. The eldest son saw it and asked him what it was. He said it was a tiger, and the second son asked him if it was a horse.
Soon, the eldest son went out hunting and shot someone else's horse into a tiger. The painter had to pay the master. His youngest son met a tiger when he went out, but thought it was a horse he wanted to ride, and he was killed by the tiger. The painter was so sad that he burned the painting and wrote a poem blaming himself: "Careless painting, careless painting, like a horse like a tiger, the eldest son shot the horse according to the painting, and the second son fed the tiger according to the painting." The burning of the thatched cottage has no intention. I advise you not to imitate me. "
Poetry is not a good poem, but the lesson is too profound. Since then, the word "sloppy" has spread.
(3) "Loquat is not this pipa"
Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard. When I grow up, I often make jokes because I write typos.
One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it with a pen. After writing, he asked the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the newspaper and read it. She burst out laughing. It turned out that it said "buy five catties of pipa". Two of the five words are misspelled, and the word "loquat" is misspelled as "pipa". After his wife saw it, she wrote a doggerel in the back:
Loquat is not this kind of pipa,
It's only my poor cultural level.
If the pipa can bear fruit,
The city is full of flutes and drums.
The guy blushed when he read his wife's poem.
The pronunciation of "loquat" and "pipa" is the same, and both pronounce pípá, which is homophonic. But "loquat" is a kind of fruit, and "pipa" is a stringed instrument, with completely different meanings and writing methods.
Miswriting "loquat" as "pipa" is a homonym mispronounced, resulting in different words. Writing other words is very harmful. Because the word "don't" is a mistake in writing A as B, which may cause misunderstanding. Imagine if the servant bought a five-catty pipa, wouldn't it make a bigger joke?
Chinese characters are ideographic characters. There is a certain internal relationship between the form, sound and meaning of most Chinese characters. For example, "Pi", "Ba", "Pi" and "Pa" are pictophonetic characters. The phonetic symbols of Pi and Ba are the same, so the pronunciations of Pi and Pi are the same, and the pronunciations of Ba and Pa are the same. Next to the word "loquat" is "wood", which means it is related to trees. "Loquat" refers to a fruit tree or the fruit produced on this tree. Next to the word "pipa" is "?" , indicating that two pieces of jade collide with each other, and the collision of jade will make a beautiful and pleasant sound. Pipa is a musical instrument that can produce pleasant sounds.
Being familiar with the structure of Chinese characters and forming the habit of analyzing Chinese characters will help to eliminate homophones.
(4) Wrong comments on flower-chanting poems.
In the late spring of the twelfth year of Tang Chaoyuan (8 17), Bai Juyi and 16 friends traveled in Lushan Mountain, Jiangxi Province, and wrote many poems, including Peach Blossom in Dalin Temple:
The world in April is full of beauty,
Peach blossoms in the mountain temple are in full bloom.
I hate that spring is nowhere to be found,
I don't know, like this!
One day, Shen Kuo, a famous scientist and writer in Song Dynasty, was very surprised when he read this poem. He sarcastically commented: "Since April has passed, how can it be a peach blossom?"? The great poet also wrote such a contradictory sentence, which can be described as' a wise man will lose something if he thinks for a long time'! " Say that finish, he also forgot about it.
Unexpectedly, one year at the turn of spring and summer, he swam a mountain and saw the wonders in Bai Juyi's poems: in April, flowers withered at the foot of the mountain, but peach blossoms were red at the top of the mountain. Suddenly, he wanted to see Bai Juyi's poems, only to realize that he had misjudged the great poet and discovered the influence of height on seasons: because of the low temperature on the mountain, spring came later than the foot of the mountain.
Later, he found Bai Juyi's poem to read, and found it orderly in front, which read: "(Dalin Temple) is deep in the mountains, and the season is never late. In Meng Xia, for example, in February, pears and peaches begin to bloom, and the grass is still short. Characters are different from flat settlements. " Shen Kuo saw it and sighed with emotion: "It's all because I don't study hard and have too little experience!"
One day, Su Dongpo went to visit Prime Minister Wang Anshi. It happened that Wang Anshi was not at home. He saw a poem about chrysanthemums in Wang Anshi's book case. I haven't finished writing this poem, I only wrote two sentences:
Xifeng visited the garden last night.
Blowing yellow flowers and gold everywhere.
Su Dongpo thought: Prime Minister Tang, how can you make such a poem? ? "West wind" is autumn wind, "yellow flower" is chrysanthemum, which dares to fight against autumn frost and can resist cold. It is wrong to say that the west wind "blows yellow flowers", but it also blows "golden everywhere" and falls to the ground. Is it all wet? So, he began to continue the two sentences:
English in autumn is not better than flowers in spring.
Tell the poet carefully.
After writing, Su Dongpo left.
Later, Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou and served as Ying Yong's assistant. Lived in Huangzhou for nearly a year. This autumn, on the Double Ninth Festival, there were several days of strong winds. One day, after the wind stopped, Su Dongpo invited his friend Chen Jichang to enjoy chrysanthemums in the backyard.
Who knows, when I got to the back garden, I saw chrysanthemums falling in love one after another, spreading gold all over the floor. At this moment, he suddenly remembered a poem he gave to Wang Anshi a year ago. He was dumbfounded. He was speechless for a long time and regretted that he was wrong.
(5) Examples of "refining Chinese characters" in ancient poetry
The ancients wrote poems and were very particular about refining words. They often say, "singing a word breaks several stems", "two words for three years, a song with two tears". Here is a brief introduction to the art of "refining words" in ancient poetry.
1, a love story. Use condensed words to express rich meanings. For example, "I don't know where to play the flute, but I want to find someone who will spend the night." (Li Yi's "On the Night Crying on the Wall of the Hometown") Do: Du. I used the word "do" to write down the number of people who think about home and the length of time they stand and expect.
2, with dynamic lining static. For example, "moonlight in the pine forest, crystal stone in the stream." (Autumn Night in the Deep Mountains by Wang Wei) As the poet saw in the previous sentence, the bright autumn moon seems to be filtered among pine forests, casting colorful light and shadow, making the realm more peaceful. The poet heard the last sentence: the mountain spring is crystal clear, gurgling on the rocks, and it seems that you can still hear its tinkling sound of running water. Use clear spring to contrast the tranquility of "empty mountain".
3. Turn static into dynamic. For example, "Jiang Nanan has a green spring breeze, when will the bright moon shine on me?" (Wang Anshi boating in Guazhou) The "green" shape allows the momentum, strength and function of the spring breeze, with an open realm and bright colors, giving people a sense of beauty full of spring and vitality.
4. Write quietly and act. For example, "the sand meets the poultry pond, and the clouds break the moon to make a shadow." (Zhang Xian's Fairy) The moon is relatively static, but it is also written as "the moon" because of the fluttering of clouds. Write the word "broken", indicating the movement of the moon breaking through the clouds. "Flower" is also relatively static, but with the word "Nong", it is written as swaying posture. The word "Nong" is intended to point out that the moon protruding from the cracks in the clouds sprinkled moonlight on delicate flowers, as if covering them with a soft white gauze, and the evening breeze gently stirred the shy and delicate flowers. In the shadow of moonlight, the flowers have a shy and soft beautiful image under their hem. The words "broken" and "lane" personify clouds, moons and flowers and are full of vitality.
5. Show the gap with reality. Visible and invisible. For example, "Han Xiao is light outside the poplar smoke, and the branches of red apricots are full of spring." (Song Qi's Magnolia) Spring can only be understood, but it can't be described. Spring has come, and red apricots are blooming all over the branches. The poet wrote the word "Noisy" on this spring scene, and vividly wrote it with personification. "Noisy" is not only a painting scene, but also a love story. It not only depicts the gorgeous scenery of apricot blossom, but also depicts the vivid expression of apricot branches swaying and flowers fluttering in the spring breeze.
6. Sad with music. For example, "petals fall like tears, and lonely birds sing their sadness." (Du Fu's Spring Hope) Flowers and birds are beautiful scenery, while flowers and birds are entertainment. However, because they hated parting, they made the poet cry. This puts sadness and music together, making sadness even sadder.
7. One sentence is obvious. For example, "Warm winds make tourists drunk, and Hangzhou becomes a continent." On the surface, these two sentences mean that tourists who enjoy the West Lake are intoxicated by the fragrant wind and enjoy themselves. In fact, the word "drunk" shows the shameful faces of those who forget their motherland. These people not only lost their ambition, but even lost their backbone. It embodies the author's emotion and anger.
There are many ways to refine words, the purpose of which is to choose the most appropriate words to express their meaning. When appreciating words, we should carefully ponder and appreciate the poet's art of "refining words" according to poems.
(6) The origin of "overseas innocent boy"
"Overseas Pool" has become a good name for our overseas compatriots. How did this word come from?
"Naked baby" originally refers to a baby. "History? Gao Kang: "If you protect this child, only the people will be Kang Yi. "Shu Zhong said:" Children are born red, so they speak red. " Mencius? In Li Lou's next book, there is a saying: "An adult has not lost his childlike innocence." The word "naked child" also extended to the people, and it was first seen in Hanshu? Gong Suichuan said, "Therefore, your majesty is a pure child, stealing your majesty's soldiers from the middle ear of Huangchi."
During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, Emperor Taizong held an archery competition in the court examination. Ministers advised, "People are standing in front of the temple with bows and arrows, so close to your majesty. If someone who is arrogant and ignorant secretly fires at you and you are unprepared, it will greatly hurt the country! " Emperor Taizong replied: "Your Majesty regards the four seas as one family, and all my sons are in the territory. If I push my heart into his stomach, how can people who stay in the joint defense be suspicious! " People derived the phrase "son of the sea" from this. "Overseas Hong Haier" evolved from "Overseas Hong Haier". Later, "overseas innocent teenagers" were used by overseas Chinese to express their sincere love and yearning for the motherland.
(7) Clever punctuation autobiography
Balchen, a famous American social psychologist, suggested at a banquet that everyone should write an autobiography in the simplest language, and the short sentences in it can even be used as epitaphs engraved on tombstones after death. So, the people present thought hard and wrote a composition.
Soon, a young man handed Balchen an autobiography with only three punctuation marks:
A dash "-",an exclamation point "!" And a period. " .
Balchen asked him what these three punctuation marks meant, and the young man replied, "Nonsense; Give a sad sigh; Finally, I had to die. "
Balchen looked at the young man's mournful look, pondered for a moment, and began to write three punctuation marks at the bottom of this autobiography:
A pause, an abridged symbol and a big question mark. .
Balchen said to this self-destructive young man in an encouraging tone: "Youth is a stop in life; The road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, and the hope is infinite; Didn't you hear' the prodigal son doesn't change money'? "
(8) Interesting stories in the bookstore
Many literati and scholars in ancient and modern times like to name their study (also called study) to show their aspirations, pin their feelings or encourage themselves. These interesting room names are instructive.
Humble room This is the name of the living room and study of the Tang Dynasty poet Liu Yuxi. The poet once wrote a well-known "Humble Room Inscription", describing the simplicity of his study and showing his noble ambition and interest in being poor and happy.
Laoxuean This is the bookstore name of Lu You, a patriotic poet in the Southern Song Dynasty. This name expresses the poet's spirit of not dying, not learning, not ending his life, and not only learning.
Zhang Pu, a famous writer of Qilu Zhai in Ming Dynasty, loved reading when he was young. Every book he reads has to be copied by himself, read several times and burned, then copied, read and burned six or seven times, so he named his study "Qi Lv Zhai".
According to legend, Pu Songling, a famous writer in the early Qing Dynasty, kept cigarettes and tea on the roadside. Passers-by just come here to tell stories, spread rumors or chat, and they can enjoy it for free. Once he heard useful "information", Pu Songling went back to sort it out, so he named the bookstore "Liaozhai".
Shu Wei, a poet in Qing Dynasty, made great achievements in poetry, but he was modest. He compared his knowledge and creative achievements to a bottle of water in the sea, so he named his study "Bottle Water Zhai".
Zhang Henshui, a famous writer in Beiwangzhai, was overjoyed to hear about the great victory of Pingxingguan in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, and saw the hope of China's anti-aggression. His life museum was named "Beiwangzhai", which pinned his hope for China's * * * production party and his nostalgia for his hometown.
Xie Bingxin, a Shanghai writer of Meng Cao Zhai, read many classic works by China when she was a student. She admired this chivalrous man who was keen on fighting an injustice and was king, so she named her bookstore Meng Cao Zhai.
Zhao Zai 1988, a Shanghai writer who lives in Siji, got a new house. His study has only four steps, but he also enjoys himself, so he named it "Four Steps Zhai".
Yang Shuda, a linguist living in a small place, once said: "Small is the foundation of big, and big is the development of small; More is less, and less is more savings. Learning is accumulated bit by bit. " Therefore, he named the bookstore "Wiki House".
The house of Deng, a sociologist in Mahuju, is called Mahuju. One is that his zodiac is a horse and his wife is a tiger. The second is that he advocates a simple and sloppy life.
Haoran, a famous writer, is good at rural themes. He named his farmhouse in Sanhe County, Hebei Province "Niwo", which shows his determination to take root in the countryside for a long time and his love for the countryside.
Xu Jingcun This is the name of the writer Jia Pingwa's living room. He said: "I just moved from the mountains to Xi 'an and lived in Chengbei New Village. Although this place is small, it is very quiet, so I named it Xu Jingcun. Quiet is calm, empty is broad-minded and tolerant. "
(9) Digital Poetry
Numbers are abstract, and poetry should think in images. But the combination of the two can also produce excellent works: it can be bold and unconstrained, "The Yellow River enters the sky, the East China Sea exits, and Wan Li writes in his heart"; Can be delicate, "two orioles singing green willows, a row of egrets on the sky"; Sadly, "Three Wan Li rivers flow into the sea, and five thousand miles of towering mountains are skyscrapers. The adherents shed tears in Chen Hu and looked south at Julian Waghann for another year "; It can be sentimental, "the Six Dynasties are like dreams, and birds are singing in the air"; It can be anger, "one letter, eight thousand Chaoyang Road"; Can be exaggerated, "lonely minister frost hair three thousand zhangs"; Ironically, "his love for three thousand people is concentrated on one person"; It can also be cheerful, "two people fall in love, one cup after another." ...
However, the characters in these poems are only used for "mosaic". The real digital poetry must be based on numbers, such as "Jiangling to Yangzhou, three thousand miles" in the folk songs of the Southern Dynasties. We made 1,300, and there are 2,000 left. "Can be interpreted as a long-distance traveler's tired song? He keeps counting the mileage; It can also be understood as a love song of anxious to return, a man who is far away from home, looking forward to seeing his sweetheart soon. ? Actually, there is still a long way to go. The psychological description is very accurate.
Another song "One to two or three miles, four or five smoke villages; There are six or seven trees in front of the door, with 90 flowers in all colors. "Elementary words are not missing, but also depict a quiet rural scenery. Using it as a children's book is really killing two birds with one stone.
Liu Luoguo, the prime minister who once played on TV, had a plot: Emperor Qianlong held a bright red flower in his hand and spread the petals one by one, muttering, "One after another, two, three, four or five, six, seven, eight or nine." Liu Yong casually replied, "I can't see them flying into the grass." Everyone laughed. The play is not well edited. How can safflower disappear in the grass? There are obvious omissions.
The "source" of the story comes from Xu Wenchang, a gifted scholar in cloth in Ming Dynasty. One winter day, he walked through the lonely mountain in the snow and saw a group of literati in the crane pavilion borrowing wine to enjoy plums, so he went in for a drink. Literati don't know the true face of Mount Tai. Tao is a gathering place for poets. People who can't write poetry can't drink here. Xu Wenchang began to recite poems about snow "one by one". Before the first three sentences are finished, scholars have become "chess pieces" and said, "Do you only know numbers and" chess pieces "? Unexpectedly, the fourth sentence "I can't see the plum blossom" came out, and the scholars were suddenly shocked. Snow flies into the lonely mountain Meilin, which is called "Xiang Xue Hai". Of course you can't tell. This profound and boundless artistic conception, strange and exquisite artistic conception, is to turn decay into a magical "digital poetry".
(10) Wonderful article comments
◎ In ancient times, a examinee wrote a passage, quoting the sentence "I think but don't know" in the Book of Songs, but mistakenly wrote "I think but don't know my sister". The examiner approved: "Brother, you are wrong!"
◎ One of Li Hongzhang's relatives was admitted, and this guy had no idea, so he wanted to get preferential treatment with the help of Li Hongzhang's strength. So, he wrote on the test paper: "I am a relative of nave." I want to write "qi", but I have no choice but to search. I just can't remember how to write "qi", and finally I wrote "wife". To this end, the examiner approved: "So I dare not take the test!"
In the above two cases, the examiner made full use of the characteristics of homophones, deliberately made mistakes, and was criticized by euphemism and humor.
◎ It is said that a student abused the word "er", and his teacher wrote in the comment on the article: "When it is wrong, it is improper. Every now and then, it's over. "
In view of the abuse of the word "er" by students, the teacher concentrated on comparing the various usages of the word "er", which not only criticized the students, but also imparted knowledge in the criticism, which was really ingenious.
◎ A student's composition, which doesn't convey the meaning, has a thousand words, and is beside the point of Wan Li. His teacher's evaluation of the play is: "Two orioles singing green willows-I don't know what to say, and a row of egrets go up to the sky-digress from Wan Li."
Another student's composition is endless and gushing, but there are few useful words. His teacher criticized the "Chilean Song": "The article is gloomy, the words are boundless, and there are four lines in the wind."
Writing can't stray from the topic, and talking is too watery. These are all problems that should be resolutely eradicated. Commenting on or directly quoting ancient poems, or translating them into words, is vivid and convenient for students to remember, which not only criticizes the shortcomings of students' composition, but also helps to guide their composition practice, which can be described as "killing two birds with one stone".
◎ After students write their papers, they ask their tutors for advice. The tutor raised his pen and wrote, "Please read the Bible 1 1 chapter 35." The student quickly opened the bible and found the section pointed out by the tutor, only to see that it said, "Jesus is crying."
The teacher's comment on writing is full of interesting and wise criticism. His criticism has two turns: one is to comment on the words of the Bible, and the other is why Jesus cried. Students can make all kinds of guesses and associations to understand the true meaning of the tutor.
◎ After a student handed out the composition book, he saw the teacher criticizing at the end of the article: "Please look at the last sentence of the former model essay." He was secretly proud that his article could be compared with Zhuge Liang, so he went to check it quickly. The result is "unintelligible".
The brilliant teacher adopted a brilliant way of criticism, which hit the nail on the head and made people think deeply.
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