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A long CEO novel, thank you

Everything An knows is pretty good-looking

"Billionaire Wife Buy One Get One Free"

Book introduction: Seven years ago, she coolly dropped 100 block, and ran away with his son. Seven years later, she came back with the genius son of a female killer. Unexpectedly, she was sold to MBS International by her precious son. Her immediate boss turned out to be MR. ?100 from seven years ago! ...Bad girl, you dared to humiliate me like this seven years ago, you will definitely pay the price this time! "100 million, I'll buy you for life!" That's not a good deal for me. Buy one get one free? When a villain meets a villain, plus a villainous son, the competition is about acting skills to see who can "scheme" better.

"The President's Substitute Ex-Wife"

Book introduction: "Let me go, don't... don't..." She cried and called him for help. "No, I want you..." That night, she was drunk and hazy. He asked for it all night without getting tired. She didn't know who the man was. She was lost. Is he familiar or a strange man? On her birthday, she confessed her love. She went to the wrong room and spent a night with Satan. In order to find her, he took a semi-nude advertisement of her, which caused a sensation in the city. With a contract, she became his woman. When she was greedy and fell for him, it turned out that she was just a substitute he found. His sweetheart returned again, but he was attracted to her. When I kiss a woman again , I have fallen in love with her

The two books are related, but it doesn’t matter if you read them separately! ! ! !

Jue Momo's

"Dragon and Phoenix Baby: The Charming Mommy and the Evil Father (Full Version)"

This is a real daughter, but she has to parasitize Uncle's house.

We are obviously childhood sweethearts, how could we have such a strange plot?

Dragon and Phoenix Fight

"Gong Ming, I have a stomachache."

"I have a stomachache and I have to squat on the toilet. What do you want me to do?"

< p>"I'm on my menstrual period——" A black line appeared on a certain man's forehead.

"Gong Ming, accompany me to a funeral."

"Huh?"

"The senior is going to marry that ugly woman tomorrow——" Men are in trouble again. Who can you mess with? Don’t mess with women.

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“Givenchy, we’ve run out of ***——” Before he finished speaking, he heard a female voice that was inappropriate for children coming from the next room.

“You’re cruel!” A certain woman slandered again. Who told her to sleep under someone else’s roof?

“Givenchy—what are these?” A certain man gritted his teeth.

"Haha, there is a discount in the supermarket, only thirty yuan per box." Let you use a small umbrella that doesn't even have a brand, but it won't kill you!

Baby version

“Dollars, hurry up and cook, I’m starving!”

“Mommy, why don’t you let Euros do it? !" The daughter's face drooped.

"Didn't you see that your brother is speculating in stocks for me? If he is asked to cook, who will make the money?" The handsome little face in the study frowned helplessly, Mommy, you have made enough money to spend, okay? good?

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“Mommy, a bad guy almost kidnapped me just now We, we want to teach him a lesson," Mei Qian said sweetly on the phone.

"Hey, the society is really in decline. Someone still dares to kidnap him in broad daylight. Just take off his clothes and beat him up, then take a picture and post it online. Don't kill anyone!" The woman said. Because I was worried about my two precocious children, I was really worried about the top beam and the bottom beam.

"Mommy, we just want to send him to the police station -" The son was completely speechless. Who is the culprit?

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"President Douyin: Woman, where to run"

He took her to escape the nightmare when she was six years old, but she entered another, darker vortex.

Escaping again and again is just a game in his palm.

——My little princess, have you forgotten? When I die, you will be buried with me. If you die, I will let everyone be buried with you. So, stop doing stupid things and be good.

As he spoke, the man gently caressed the pale girl in front of him, who was as fragile as a glass bottle, with his fingertips, and kissed her coldly and coldly.

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Time goes by, and when the two meet again many years later, she is no longer the same person. The cowardly self from back then.

——If I ever owed you anything, it would have been with my life, so I hope you will never disturb my life again from now on.

But why when she saw him lying in a pool of blood in front of her, pain gnawed at every inch of her mind.

When I dream back at midnight, who will accompany me to play the only song he taught me over and over again -

I once loved you silently and hopelessly. ,

I hope God bless you, and another person will love you as much as I do - inscription

"Sister wants to return the product: Smelly iceberg, I don’t want it anymore (full version) )》

The first time I met some novice

It was just a moment of lust. I picked up a beautiful man and took over my house and bed for him. , even though I gave him the bed, I still wanted to hug him! I pfft—I’m a killer, okay?

(Cuteness Chapter)

"Why should I call it Pudding?"

"This name has been made for a long time!"

< p> "Huh?" His purple eyes were sparkling with tears, full of cuteness.

"I have long wanted to raise a Chihuahua, and now I have you——"

"....."

(A battle of wits and courage)< /p>

“Wife——”

“I am not your wife!”

“It is said on TV that the person who eats pudding with you and sleeps with pudding is your wife—— ”

“A kiss is your wife”

My lips were suddenly bitten and I was knocked down.

"Hehe, now I am my wife——"

"....."

(Bitter Meat Plan)

"Honey, Pudding feels uncomfortable in his stomach——"

"What's wrong?"

"Pudin poops when he eats it."

"Then just eat shit. ——"

"...."

"Honey, Pudding is injured"

"Only serious injuries that can be seen with the naked eye are called injuries. Injured."

"Pudin's hair has split ends, you can see it——"

"...."

It's not you anymore when I meet you again.

See you again, I am not Xiaoqi, and you are not Pudding. You and I have changed our roles, and our thoughts can no longer be seen clearly.

(Tiao·Drama)

"Pudding Beauty——"

"Huh?" The man agreed habitually and looked up to see that familiar touch A charming smile. The handsome face suddenly turned dark, as cold as ice.

"Hehe, don't be angry! Call me wife again and let me hear it!"

"If you keep talking nonsense, I will kill you!"

" Oops! The slave family is so scared!"

(Anti-dialogue·Drama)

"Pudding beauty, let the slave family eat!"

"Huh? "Purple eyes flashed, and two lovely red clouds appeared on his handsome face.

"Hurry up! What are you waiting for?"

"Oh——" He started to take off his belt with a shy look.

"Ahhh! What are you doing?!" He jumped three meters away and covered his chest.

"You, didn't you mean, that, below, for you to eat?" Pointing to the middle finger, his face became even redder.

"Pfft! I'm talking about instant noodles!" She looked sad, wondering where my innocent and lovely pudding beauty had gone! I burst into tears~~~

Then I can’t go back to the past

(Literature and Art)

Now I understand that even bickering has become The regret of not being able to achieve it.

However, who is it that sighs in the ear at midnight and says over and over again that I am not allowed to leave?

Since you have been in love for a long time, why do you need to be so flirtatious with me?

In the end, a moment of pleasure, half a lifetime of drunken love

"Miss Diaoman, Good Wolf (extra publication title: You are Qianduxue)"

Online version The title of the book is: Little Husband, Please Stop

The main text is published as Ms. Diaoman and the Good Wolf

The extra title is You Are Qianduixue

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In the second part, you are Qianduxue (you can start watching directly from Chapter 166~~)

He is the helmsman of the "Fei Chi" group, and he collects looks like stamps. A similar woman, just for an unobtainable dream; she is the female owner of a weird gallery, sometimes charming and uninhibited, sometimes calm, just because the person in her heart always stays in her dreams.

The first time he met her, she quietly stole his friend's wallet, turned around and left, and then returned it in full; the second time he met her, she was the considerate bridesmaid at the wedding of the woman he loved. , but she could see through his mind at a glance; the third time she met her, she mingled among the students and quietly listened to his guest lecture, and cooperated with him tacitly in front of the school leaders...

He said: You You can consider your father's wishes and marry me.

She said: I’m not like her, so why are you doing this?

He smiled: If you don’t love me, I don’t have any other thoughts for you. I lack a CEO’s wife, so you should be married as a daughter, and everyone can get what they need!

She smiled: Deal...

Who changed his mind and who moved on later? Who exchanged a thousand reds for a pool of green water?

She cried: Chicheng, can you promise me that you will go to the end?

He was sad: Alu, I’m sorry...

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The first part of the film, Miss Diaoman, Good Wolf

They were just childhood sweethearts One, but we were married on the fingertips. Fortunately, we had a tacit understanding: I will fend off the warblers for you, and you will help me pursue the love in my heart, and we will live in peace with each other.

Unexpectedly, the lingering night shattered my dreams and shocked my heart. I thought it was what my heart wanted, but it turned out to be just a moment of pleasure.

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The exquisite ring that I have loved for a long time turned out to be your stolen birthday gift; the blank photo frame you kept for five years turned out to be my photo secretly hidden on the back; The "parents' orders" that I regarded as a joke turned out to be your solemn vow for life; when I thought I had no support, it turned out that you were always standing behind me and never left...

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"Chi Chaohan! How am I good enough for you to beg for nothing and never marry me?"

"You are not good at anything...but I I just like..."

"What do you like about me? Can't I change it?"

"I just like you and don't like me, so you can change it!"

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"..."

"Love has become a demon and I am a demon"

Everyone knows that the relationship between Tao Yaoyao and Jiang Nancheng... is that they are good brothers . So good that she stood in the way of his drinking and lover, and he gave up his life and daughter because of a phone call from her. Tao Yaoyao bit her finger and thought that she had only deceived Jiangnan City once in her life. However, when his former lover came to accuse her, he began to doubt her character so easily? It turns out that unfulfilled lovers are no match for the bright moon in their hearts.

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"Yaoyao, nothing happened last night →_→?"

"What?" The sheets were flat, and there was no proof for what he said.

"I seem to have been knocked down by you?!"

"It's so crazy! Rabbits don't eat grass from the edge of their nests, but you regard me as the heroine of an erotic dream?"

"I remember the sheets were not blue last night..."

"(o|o)!"

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" Jiangnan City, let's make a bet, if I win, you will be mine."

"What if you lose?"

"I won't lose..."

< p>It wasn't until he was completely defeated that Tao Yaoyao understood a truth. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, everything... is not love.

★★

"Son, can you ask your mother to give you another sister?"

"It's not too bad to have a woman like my mother at home. Are you bothered →_→?" The baby glanced at his malicious father and seemed to ponder, "How about you let Labrador give birth to a little white dog for me?"

" ..."

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"Son, did your dad take you out to play today?"

"Well, he also brought a beautiful aunt."

"What's the use of just having a face (╰_╯)#?"

"Auntie's breasts are also quite big."

" ..."

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"Honey, I miss you so much."

"I'm sorry, I don't understand."

"Honey, my little brother misses you so much."

"Jiangnan City, you beast, what are you talking nonsense in front of my son?!"

The baby on the side calmly flipped through the small picture book and shook his head gently, "I don't understand anything."

"..."

★★

When love has gone through many changes, do I still dare to bravely say that I just fell in love with your bad side?