A super funny joke.

Super fun, super feeling, super beautiful, super humor. The following is a super interesting cold humor joke I arranged for you. Welcome to reading.

1, Pol.ice: "Recently, there was a princesa near our community, which seriously affected the city appearance. This is illegal. The characteristics of standing in princesa are: first, seduce you actively; Second, ask to have sex with you; Third, I want money for you! "

I only heard a brawny voice among the residents saying to himself, "Shit, my daughter-in-law did this to me! Do I have to report to you! "

Policeman: "..."

There are two people talking about their work by the roadside.

A: "Brother, how is your work recently?"

B: "Not bad, my career is booming recently, and my income is getting higher and higher recently!" "

A: "How much can you earn a day now?"

B: "It depends on how cold the weather is, but also on the love of the heart!"

A: "It turned out to be a beggar."

When my son was three years old, he moved some books to the ground, stepped on them, and tiptoed down the candy on the cupboard.

My daughter-in-law told me: "Our son knows so much at such a young age, much better than you!" " ! First, books are the ladder of human progress; Second, to do great things, we must stand on the shoulders of giants; The third reason is that a letter is better than no book! "

I glanced at the books on the ground and said to my daughter-in-law, "The top one looks like our IPAD!" " "

The daughter-in-law ran to rob her son, which was a beating. . .

The commander sat in the command post and laughed.

Chief of Staff: "Commander, our army headquarters has been breached by the enemy. Why does the commander laugh? It's great that the superior knows! " "

Commander: "the chief of staff doesn't know, aren't we short of military expenses?" If the enemy captures our military station, the military expenditure will be there! " "

Chief of Staff: "Commander … What do you mean?"

Commander: "Ha-ha ... Three days ago, I secretly sold the land where our army was stationed to the developers and charged them 2.3 billion ..."

Just then, the guards came to report: "Report to your commander, Mr. Wang of Yida Real Estate asks for an audience. He said that he would pay 5 billion yuan for military expenses and let you help him recapture the land!"

Chief of staff: "high, really high."

My daughter-in-law is on a business trip, and she wants to video with me at night, saying that she will go to see her home. I scanned the camera of my mobile phone everywhere as instructed, and I feel glad that I didn't go out to have sex today.

When my daughter-in-law saw the mess, she laughed instead of anger and said, "I heard you took women home to fool around." It's like a kennel, so lazy bitches can stay ugly! "

Hanging up the phone, the woman behind me got angry and said angrily, "It's just that I was forced to hide everywhere. I also admit that I am a lazy woman. Why did she call me ugly without foundation? "

6. The new leader will take office soon. My colleagues and I first said, "There is good news and bad news. Which do you listen to first? " "Listen first!" "We will be fortunate to welcome a female leader, saying that she can make the unit feel at home!"

"Oh, what's the bad news?"

The colleague said with a sad face: "This female leader is in charge of the unit as if she were in charge of her own home. She is not allowed to smoke and drink, and she is lazy to chat. She loves neatness and nagging, and always treats men as animals! "

7. A man often scores more than 200 points every time he goes bowling, and he often plays turkey. One day, he went bowling with his friends and missed the turkey for six rounds. He was in a bad mood ... When he came home by bike, he always wondered why he didn't shoot the turkey today. Halfway through the ride, he stopped at a red light. At that moment, a car stopped beside him. The driver rolled down the window and asked, Sir, do you have a lighter? He was very unhappy and replied: No! It's none of your business not to shoot turkey!

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