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Collect every classic quotation in marriage!

1. Before entering the marriage, you should know who you are, what you want most, and whether you can make the marriage full of romance. There is romance in a good marriage, and love is the source of romance. If romance is blocked in marriage, then you will look outside marriage.

2. Married life is not only life, but also needs time and energy to manage and build. Don't think that you can sit back and relax when you enter the besieged city of marriage, and you don't need to spend energy and thoughts to pay. If you think so, you are all wet. Only those who know how to maintain feelings can have a happy marriage, and only those who know that marriage is in constant affection can sublimate a loving marriage.

When marriage provides a place for love, love begins to accept everything in life. Pain, suffering, betrayal, a little trivial. Some people learned to betray in such a residence, some people suffered a lot in such a residence, and some people created pain in this residence and shared it with their lovers. But it is trivial and broken, which slowly and stubbornly breaks the aestheticism of love.

Marriage is like a car, loaded with the hopes of the whole family. We should learn to inflate when carrying a load. In this way, the car of marriage will have a safe journey and run to the happy site ahead.

What can be cultivated slowly is not love, but habit. What you can get with time is not emotion, but emotion. So love is a gift in an instant. There is something, and there is nothing. On the other hand, love and marriage are not the same thing. Not all love needs marriage, and not all marriages have love.

6. Don't think that there is something better behind, because what you have now is the best. Don't think that you can get married later just because you are still young. Love age is different. Don't give up because the distance is too far. Love can take the train with you. Don't give up just because the other person is not rich. As long as you are not incompetent, hard work can make you rich. Don't give up because your parents object, you will find that giving up love for this reason will be a lifelong regret. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb. More separation will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; In the end, you will stop believing in love; You will give up on yourself; You will be a walking corpse; You will marry someone you don't love and live like this for the rest of your life.

7. The reason why the war between the sexes continues is that men are too hard and women are too soft. If we communicate with each other and complement each other, the contradiction will be eased and the family will be more lovely than it is now.

8. Love can be an instant thing or a lifetime thing. Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. No one can live without us. Forgetting makes us strong. Marriage is a way of life, not an ending. Love is also a way of life, not an ideal. Therefore, for them, love can be replaced, perhaps, they would rather be replaced.

9. True love should be mutual understanding, tolerance and appreciation at the spiritual level; Real family should also be mutual care, forgiveness and support at the spiritual level; Real marriage is a material guarantee based on true love, which maintains love and forms a family. Life is the enemy of spirit, and those fragile and ignorant love will be defeated.

10. The real premise for a long time between men and women is that women appreciate their men and men understand their women. Only in this way can the road to happiness go far. Any unilateral payment will be unhappy, and neither will be paid. Marriage is a tragedy.

Super funny mood phrases! Put it away quickly

1. I can resist everything except temptation.

2. People say that I am naturally inspirational!

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Everything is not normal this year, except football in China.

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

7. "Back to bed rate" is a good word.

8. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

9. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

10. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

1 1. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the crowd.

12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

13. The story of the stone tells us that all the things we really love are finally scattered, and all the miscellaneous things are finally reunited.

14. If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you do is not very innovative-Woody Allen.

15. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

16. Only a dead skeleton with a twisted neck like a fetus looks like a broken lily to me.

17. People in the past, don't be sad for my death. If I live, none of you will live-robespierre's epitaph.

18. Since SDB launched the intellectual advertising slogan "I just want to develop with you", people in the banking industry have compiled a more intellectual companion piece: "Everbright is no good".

19. If you keep missing, you will be disappointed easily and become unfamiliar unconsciously.

20. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

Speaking of mood phrases in your heart, collect them quickly.

1, some people just say they love you and leave quietly. Don't easily think who should be your world, many people's final relationship just doesn't matter.

2. Just be a quiet and reserved person, be free and open in the corner, please people silently, but never attract too much attention, and keep an independent and casual character.

Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to talk a lot, and when we open our mouths, it becomes a series of ellipsis. Finally, they all stayed in my heart silently.

If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.

5, do not shout pain, not necessarily no feeling. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart.

6. Some things can only be accepted when they happen. Some people, if they lose it, let go. Some roads, if you choose, there is no turning back. We strive to grow up, stumbling all the way, black and blue, maybe this is the price of growth.

7. Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute.

8. The older you get, the more you learn to let nature take its course. I don't want to keep anything. I believe that things here will not disappear. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course. When you meet more people, you will understand who is worth cherishing with your life and who is only suitable for detours.

9. I am never good enough, and I am not perfect, but what does it matter? This is me, sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sometimes enterprising, sometimes lazy, sometimes strong, sometimes fragile, sometimes tolerant, sometimes disdainful, but I have been walking on a better road.

10, sometimes, amnesia is the best relief, and silence is the best telling. Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.

The classic quotations about marriage are incisive.

1. Husband and wife love each other and are loyal to each other. This is the most basic requirement. Of course, we must do it first, but the quality of marriage is more reflected in the details of life. It is not difficult to work out the details. The key is not to turn a blind eye, let alone turn a blind eye.

2. Marriage must be down-to-earth and plain, plain can last for a long time, and light can last for a long time, but plain doesn't mean tasteless, and light doesn't mean completely calm. Otherwise, it is the other extreme of marriage, another dead corner of marriage, and blandness is the biggest fatal wound of marriage.

3. The relationship between husband and wife should be lasting. In addition to the premise of mutual loyalty and sincerity, we should remember two words: love can be short and beautiful, such as lightning, but marriage must be as plain as running water. Simplicity is the most mature beauty, and simplicity is the richest elegance. Condensed into two words: simple.

Marriage needs mutual help. Don't leave anyone to go alone. No one can survive the storm in the desert without mutual care. Love needs the management of two people. Don't be selfish enough to drink nectar alone. Without food and water, no one can stand a long journey.

A well-run marriage is a honey pot, and a badly-run marriage is a pit of fire at best. What's wrong with a fire pit as long as it's cooked comfortably? Warm!

6. There is no unhappy marriage, only unhappy couples. Couples walk into the marriage hall with good hopes for marriage, but finally they are disappointed, so they complain about marriage and say that marriage is the grave of love. In fact, they are really to blame.

7. Suspicion is the biggest hidden danger of marriage.

8. Suspicion is a cancer in marriage. Smart couples know how to work together to solve it skillfully. The suspected party should do a good job, and the suspected party should trust and let go, understand each other, trust each other and be loyal to each other, reduce misunderstandings, strengthen communication, and avoid ruining beautiful feelings and happy marriages because of doubts.

9. Marriage is a war between men and women for the right to speak and control economic power.

10. Love is a matter for two people and has nothing to do with marriage. Marriage is a social matter and has nothing to do with love. You can get married with or without love. I hope you can get married without love. Marriage is the product of restraining men, and civilization always takes consciousness as the premise and restraint as the purpose. Men have always been irresponsible for great reproduction, except birds.

1 1. Marriage is a tragedy, but the audience regards it as a comedy. No one likes tragedy, but everyone must get married. Everything begins with love and ends with marriage.

12. Love always promises a lifetime, and love at first sight is often equal to growing old together. It never occurred to me that the highest stage of love is hate. Passion always cools down, and so does love. When love enters marriage, the previous enthusiasm for lovers cools down with time, cools down into doubts about love, and then leaves angrily carelessly. This is that love begins with comedy, marriage ends with tragedy, and everyone becomes the protagonist in the novel. Both the original love and the present hate seem to be wrong. In fact, love is right The mistake is that we read the beautiful poem of marriage backwards. I only saw him hesitate, but I didn't see the sentence upside down.

13. In marriage, women are wives, mothers and daughters. Men are husbands, fathers and sons, and any friends and lovers are unnecessary. Love means loving him (her) and caring for him (her), which is very simple and complicated.

14. The charm of love often lies in men, and the wisdom of marriage is often in the hands of women. There are many examples of excellent men clinging to women who are incompatible with them, which will always make some famous flowers regret, narcissism and jealousy-do they have something in common? Do they have love? Love needs no mouth.

15. What is marriage for love? Is it the port? Is it a siege? Or the grave? No matter what it is, most of us have fallen into this quagmire or are falling into it. You can't extricate yourself from it. Love and hate, pain and laughter are two groups of antonyms, but in marriage, they are not only contradictory, but also inseparable twin sisters. Who can separate them? Is it you or me?

16. Two people in marriage are like a pair of tourists walking in the desert. At the beginning, I felt the continuous fine sand under my feet, carrying a basin full of happiness and full of passion for realizing my dream. Slowly, after a long time, I walked away. The original passion has been obliterated by the cruelty of the desert and replaced by physical and mental exhaustion. When I looked up again, the end of the desert was still far away, and the way back had disappeared. I suddenly realized that my original dream was not necessarily beautiful.