Reverse travel joke

Please look at this joke: Introduction: One day, people from three different countries went on a trip. They are Americans, French and China. They walked and walked ... and got lost. God saw them and felt sorry for them, so he sent a great god down. Part: When the gods come, ask them, "Who will speak first?" The Americans and the French directly pushed China behind. The second part: Americans said to the immortal, "1, because China is in financial crisis now, so I want a lot of money!" 2. Make the content of the wish 1 ×2! 3. Send me back to China. "The French said to the gods," 1, I want an old castle. This castle is full of roses. 3. Send me back to China. " Trilogy: China people said to the immortal, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou first! The gods were amazed, and the China people added, "Wine! "God gave China a bottle of spirit Erguotou. China opened the bottle, and he saw that it said "Another bottle", and then ... he felt that drinking alone was boring, so he looked around, and no one was there. He said to the gods, "where are my two friends?" "Call them back!" Part IV: God's mission has been completed, and he has gone back. When the two unlucky Americans and the French came back, they complained to the China people, "I haven't bought a car yet! Why did you come back? Blame you! " Part V: Naturally, they are still lost. God sent another little god. Part VI: When the little gods came down, they said to them, "Listen! I can realize two wishes of any one of you! ! ! ! ! Who will come first? " Part VII: Americans and French are smart. Together, they pushed the China people up and said, "He is our boss, he will speak first!" " Eight points: China people swaggered forward and said to Xiaotian, "Erguotou! You got it? Ah? " The little god brought him a bottle of Erguotou. The China people turned around and drank with the Americans and the French. Nine parts: China people feel fed up, so they say to God Xiaotian, "You can fuck off!" " (His second wish) Ending: They got lost in the forest.