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In 222, it was cool. WeChat sent a funny paragraph in a circle of friends to talk about it.
It's cold. Whenever I stay in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Mr. Cang's teaching: "Unless you can earn money in bed, don't stay in bed".
Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.
it's time to take off your clothes, courage, perseverance and explosiveness.
it's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.
I remember that it was a bitter winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and find any reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.
don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please give the money to my Alipay. If you have money, you can add clothes.
there is an idea called wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear long pants.
why are people in the north more direct? It's freezing. Who has time to dawdle with you?
there is a kind of coldness, not that you feel cold, but that * * * mom thinks you are cold.
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
When you are alone, it is actually hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold.
it's so cold that even fart can be used for baking.
in winter, if a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you, let it get out of the way. It is not easy to cover it with a small belly.
cold is just a word. I will only say it once. I know you will use your nose instead.
it's very cold. don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.
don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because the weather is too cold, which leads to mental confusion.
If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like running naked.
Thank you for spending yesterday with me.
Cold is just a word. I will only say it once. I know you will use your nose instead.
I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.
The most annoying thing in winter is to take off your clothes, jump into a warm quilt and wrap it tightly, only to find that the Nima light is not turned off.
The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.
The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.
It's too cold in winter. I want a warm quilt, which won't break the Internet, plus endless snacks. wifi all these fail, can I have one of you?
when winter comes, the wind is particularly fierce, and the face is like a needle, and the wind is biting. If children go out to play, adults will not forget to tell them to wear thick clothes.
Baby, when it's cold, remember to wear more clothes, okay? Eat on time, go out less, cover yourself at night, and don't catch a cold.
pay attention to cold protection in cold weather. These three parts are particularly important. Headache and gastrointestinal discomfort are easy when the head is cold; Cold back will affect lumbar joints and internal organs; Cold feet are easy to catch a cold.
it's cold, please give me a hug. If you can't hug me, please give me a coat. M If the number can't give me a coat and no hug, please give me money. I have the card number.
It's very cold, and there are fewer and fewer people playing mobile phones on the road. I touched my hot millet phone and smiled. This is my winter hand warmer. Have a fever at any time, continue to have a fever, and warm my heart
I will give you a coat when it is cold: the pocket is called warmth, the collar is called attention, the sleeve is called consideration, and the button is called miss; Let this coat spend every minute with you, be sure to be happy!
the wind blows and the snow falls. At this moment, I suddenly found that the romantic season has quietly arrived. Think of friends far away, I hope you cherish yourself! Have a nice winter!
pay attention when it is cold, and pay attention when it is cold! Take care of yourself and put on more clothes when the weather is cold. There is a constant topic, that is, I really miss you. Tell you another secret that can only be told to you, that is, I love you!
It looks a little cold. I'll give you a coat. I sincerely make the fabric, love the thread, embroider the blessing inside, use warm cotton for the interlayer, and finally tie the buckle. Take good care of yourself in cold weather.
It's cold, the nights are getting longer, the leaves are turning yellow, the wind is coming, the birds are running away, and the fruits are starting to smell fragrant. I miss you and wish you good health and all the best!
It's very cold. I want to give you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called nursing; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat spend every minute with you. You must be happy.
It's very cold, and there are fewer and fewer people playing mobile phones on the road. I touched my hot millet phone and smiled. This is my winter hand warmer. Have a fever at any time, continue to have a fever, and warm my heart ...
Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being completely frozen.
The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening a refrigerator every time I open the door.
it is very cold in winter. As soon as I got into bed at night, I heard my brother call me in the next bedroom and told me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, turn off the lights for me when you leave. . Go back to bed, think about it and suddenly feel something is wrong. ......
It's very cold, remember to hug your friends, and don't forget to take your coat when you go out. You don't exercise and run, and you are healthy and carefree. You usually laugh and the trouble disappears. SMS wishes you a warm and happy winter, and everything in your family is sweet.
Pay attention to cold protection when the weather is cold. Three parts are particularly important. When the head is cold, it is easy to have a headache and stomach upset. Cold back will affect lumbar vertebrae, joints and internal organs; Cold feet are easy to catch a cold.
The weather is very cold, and the road is too far. I can't send you a warm coat or a warm hug. I have to send you a message of blessing. I hope you don't catch a cold when you are cold, you are healthy and everything is fine!
If someone shares the sorrow, the pain will be alleviated; Happy people
It's cold in the weather, but their hearts are not cold, and their hearts are not cold in the weather, and they don't forget their worries. The short message is affectionate, telling them that it's good to keep healthy, take regular exercise and rest, and eat properly!
Worry about listening to the rain at night, miss you in winter, and the cold remains the same. Warm wishes and greetings are sent to your heart, wishing you all the best, cold health, happy life and sweet smile!
It's very cold. Pay attention to add clothes and don't catch a cold. But you still caught a cold. Look at your uncomfortable appearance, my heart, alas, there is only one sentence that can be expressed: sample, you also have today! In order not to let me succeed, you should pay attention to your health.
I'll give you a coat when I see it will be a little cold. I sincerely make fabrics, love threads, embroider blessings inside, use warm cotton for the interlayer, and finally fasten the care button. Take good care of yourself in cold weather.
I am your cold coat and cold medicine. I never say anything bad. As long as you need it, I am your sad dependence, your smile in short messages and your happy hug. I want you to know that fairy tales are proud of us!
In the cold weather, I want to know your news, whether to take care of yourself, and the pressure of life and work. I can't replace you. Send some words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and clothes in cold weather!
I'll give you a coat when it's cold: the pocket is warm, the collar is concerned, the sleeve is considerate, and the button is missing; Let this coat spend every minute with you, be sure to be happy!
the breeze blows, the maple leaves are left for you, the roses bloom, the fragrance is left for you, the years pass, happiness is left for you, the meteor flies, hope is left for you, messages are left for you, and blessings are left for you. It's cold, pay attention to your health and don't forget to add clothes.
the weather is cold, the north wind growls, the rear window snows, and the furnace smoke is straight. Although the weather in winter is changeable, the feelings of friends still spread. They miss it in their hearts every day. They deeply greeted the message and sent warm wishes. It's cold, pay attention to the cold!
It's very cold, the bear gets into the tree hole, the snake is busy molting, and you become lazy and want to sleep. Your companion tells you to go back to the nest to hibernate. Remember to reply to my message before hibernation.
The stars tell you how much I miss you and know that I miss you. The moon expresses its concern and knows that I am thinking of you; Dew understands my wish and knows that I am looking forward to you; The breeze sends greetings, knowing that I want to tell you: please put on more clothes when it is cold.
When the weather is cold, send a greeting to show friendship. Please smile after reading it, express my heart and reply to the message to express my gratitude. Let me see your sincerity. It is easy to send a message. Don't always make me depressed. May you be happy forever.
it's cold, and white clouds make clothes; The ground is cold, and the fallen leaves are loaded; Swallows are cold and move to the south; The fish is cold and the water is deep; In winter, cover your heart with clothes that take care of you with blessings and resist thousands of miles of snow and frost!
The leaves have fallen, bringing the prayers of the wind; The grass withered, bringing the separation of rain; It's cold, bringing greetings from winter; I'm here, send a text message to wish you good health and all the best!
May the cold wind blow away with troubles, snowflakes dance with happiness, shine with happiness in winter, and send short messages with care. Don't forget to add clothes when it is cold. Health is the most important thing!
If someone shares the sorrow, the pain will be alleviated; Happy people
There are always some friends in their lives that they cherish the most, and there are always some days in a year that are hard to forget. From autumn to summer, from strange to familiar, although they can't always say hello, they always want to: pay attention to the cold at night and wear clothes during the day! Blessing language:
It's very cold, remember to hug your friends, and don't forget to take your coat when you go out. You don't exercise and run, and you are healthy and carefree. You usually laugh and your troubles disappear. SMS wishes you a warm and happy winter, and everything in your family is sweet.
No matter how far away we are, the heart that cares about you will never change.
as autumn gets thicker and thicker, I realize that the warmth of winter has drifted in. Winter is coming, and everything may be forgotten at this moment, but I can't forget to give you warm care: love yourself in a cold day and have a happy winter!
The weather becomes very fast, and the temperature becomes really bad. Take a sleeping quilt with you when you go out, eat more fruits and vegetables and keep your mind. This is my concern for you.
The wild geese fly in the north and the maple trees are stained with frost. Autumn is rich and tender, and the autumn wind rustles to convey the true feelings. Dear, it's getting cold. Pay attention to your health, put on clothes in cold weather and let a cold strike!
flying snow used to be a bookmark for my good memories. Dancing under the colorful Christmas tree in the moonlight is my lovely dream. On this special day, let me sincerely greet you and wish you a happy day!
In this cold season, you are in my thoughts every day, and the happy time has no end; Unforgettable past is treasured in my heart, but warm thoughts are so far away. I wish you health and happiness in this cold season!
Autumn passed, and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is blue and far away, and water marks collect mountain bones. I hold my towel tightly, and I can't help but miss my relatives and friends far away. I silently wish you all the peace! Sigh, the weather is very cold, pay attention to keep warm!
It's very cold. I want to give you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called nursing; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat spend every minute with you, be sure to be happy.
whether it's cold or hot, people's hearts need constant temperature. If they catch cold, they should be warmed up. Put on more clothes. Be careful of catching a cold. Take good care of yourself! Take a break when you have time.
The weather is very cold, and the temperature difference between day and night is large. You are not in good health. It is not always too much trouble to remember to add clothes. Many times, others can't do anything for you except verbal comfort. I hope you can have a good sleep tonight, have a good rest and love your husband.
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