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A Dream of Red Mansions: "Wang Xifeng Poisons Acacia Bureau"

1

This day, Wang Xifeng saw it and hurried into the garden to find the old lady.

"Greeting my sister-in-law" suddenly appeared from behind the rockery, as if she had been waiting.

"Is this Uncle Rui?" Xi- feng looked him up and down, felt strange, and walked on.

Jia Rui said, "Sister-in-law doesn't even know me. She's not mine."

"I don't know. I suddenly saw it, but I didn't expect that uncle to be here. " Said the footsteps, walked forward.

"This is fate. I happened to meet my sister-in-law when I was scattered around here. " Those who are not familiar with the story stopped Feng again. "Isn't this fate?" She said and approached Feng.

"I can't blame your brother for always mentioning you and saying that you are very good, so he is a kind person." Xi Feng felt uncomfortable in her heart, but she smiled on the surface. Just about to leave, a sister-in-law in Jia Rui's mouth stopped Xi Feng. Xifeng is just bored and doesn't fit well.

"I'm going to my sister-in-law's house, but I'm afraid my sister-in-law is young and shady." Gary has a dirty face.

Xi-feng thought it would be better to follow him, so as not to pester him again: "The whole family is the same flesh and blood. Please come to the table quickly and fill the wine carefully." She patted Gary and left.

Gary's look is even more lewd, and his eyes can't leave Feng for a moment.

At this moment, Xifeng turned around and smiled at Jia Rui. Gary is more imaginative.

On the way back to the house, the wind thought, this is the way to know people's faces but not their hearts. How can there be such an animal? Only by letting him die at my hands can he know my tricks.

2

"Is there anything at home?" On this day, Xifeng came back from the old lady and asked Pinger as usual.

"It's nothing serious. It's just that Grandpa Rui came several times and said that he would go to pay his respects, just because Grandma was away. " Pinger said, taking off her clothes for Xi-feng.

Xifeng snorted coldly. "This beast is dying. Let's see what he wants! "

"Yes, why does he keep coming?"

Just then, the girl outside came to report: "Go back to grandma, Uncle Rui is here."

"Invite him in."

Then whispered a few words to Pinger.

"Uncle Rui is here, please ~" Pinger was greeted by him.

"Yo, it's the big ye, please sit down. Pinger sees tea. "

"Greet my sister-in-law"

After Gary sat down, he looked at the outhouse. "Why doesn't the second brother (Jia Lian) come back?"

Xifeng sighed, "I don't know why."

"Who tripped over the mountain on the road?" Gary didn't want to come back, so he deliberately tested Feng.

"I'm not sure about that. You men will always meet people who love you, "said Feng lightly chastising.

"Sister-in-law, you are wrong. I am not that kind of person."

"Can have a few like you? I can't pick one out of ten. " Gary took off his pink cloak and quickly reached out to pick it up.

"I often come to accompany my sister-in-law, ok?"

"You're kidding me. You won't come to me every day. "

"I coax you day thunder. I just heard that my sister-in-law is a powerful person and can't be wrong in front of you, so I was fooled. "

Xi- feng smiled charmingly.

"I saw my sister-in-law today. I think my sister-in-law is a person who can say, laugh and hurt. Why don't you come? I am willing to die. " She wants to touch Xifeng's hand.

Xi- feng immediately put away her smiling face. "Show some respect, and the girl will understand the joke."

Gary smelled the rouge still on his hands.

"You should go back."

"Let me sit down for a while. What a cruel nephew. "

Xi Feng smiled twice and called him over.

Gary is eager to see him.

"In broad daylight, that's what you did. Come back tonight, quietly in the west alley. " "Really?" Gary is dubious.

"You don't coax me. How can you hide from the crowd there? "

"Don't worry, I'll give my attendants a holiday. When the doors on both sides are closed, there will be no one else. "

After hearing what Feng said, Jia Ruicai left ecstatically.

three

"Knock, knock", accompanied by the beat of the page, Jia Rui stumbled away from the page until the page closed the door, and Jia Rui dared to stick his head out.

As soon as the doors on both sides closed, the wind roared through the alley, and Gary stamped his feet with cold and became angry. He only heard one or two dogs barking from time to time, and he felt uneasy and regretted it.

Xifeng pinched the heater and said, "The last time I saw him, I knew he was a bad guy."

Pinger said, "The lazy toad wants to eat swan meat, and the bastard has even thought about it, so he won't die a natural death."

The smell of heating here collapses, and the cold wind whistling there. You really deserve it.

The next day, I finally stayed up until dawn. When the old woman answered the door, Gary stamped and ran home. When he came back, Jia Dairu heard footsteps and called him in.

"Where did you go tonight?" The old man asked while putting on his shoes.

"Where have you been? Your grandfather and I stayed up all night. " As big as a lady asked.

"I went to my uncle's house and didn't come back too late."

"Nonsense, lying to you will play! Kneel down, "he said, taking out a ruler and beating him, and then punishing him for kneeling in the yard to study. The wind is blowing. "

At this sentence, Xi-feng laughed peacefully. "deserved it"

Talking and laughing, I heard the girl outside report, grandma, that uncle Rui came.

"Hum, what an unrepentant thing." Say to the girl, "Tell him to come in."

Turn around and signal Pinger: "I have my own reasons when he comes in."

"Greet my sister-in-law"

"Hum"

"Sister-in-law"

At this time, Xi- Feng's eyes got wide open. "Hello, how dare you come? I ask you, why did you break your word last night? "

"Break your word? I waited for you all night last night. Almost froze to death. " Gary hurried forward and explained.

"Then why didn't I go there?" Xifeng said angrily.

"If I don't go, I will die a natural death."

"Why did you make such an oath? You are too late. "

Gary is dubious.

Feng added, "Don't go tonight. There is a vacant room in the alley behind the house. Wait there. "

"Really?"

"Don't believe it? Don't come if you don't believe me. " Xi- Feng Dao.

"Death will come."

"Don't be late for this meeting."

four

That night, Gary slipped into the empty room again. There are two people sneaking around here, one wearing a red cloak and the other carrying a lantern, talking and walking.

"good sister-in-law, I miss you so much." Gary grabbed the red cloak and was about to take off his clothes when he caught him. Suddenly he heard someone shouting, "Who is it?" Gary was so scared that he quickly pulled up his pants.

At this time, I saw a man in a red cloak laughing and lifting his cloak. It turned out to be Jia Rong. It was Jia Qiang who shouted with a lantern.

Jia Rui hurried away and was stopped by Jia Qiang. "Don't run. Now even grandma has told the old lady, and the old lady is so angry that she asked me to call you. I saw it just now. There's nothing to say. Come with me to see her. "

"Good nephew, just say you didn't see it, ah, I must thank you again."

"Let you nothing, how much do you thank me? There is nothing in the mouth, write Zhang Wenqi. "

"This ... this how ..."

"Write a gambling fund and lose the account of an outsider."

"Good nephew, please give me a break this time. Where can I get money? "

"What do you say?"

"Twenty or thirty lines?"

"Fifty taels, write or not? Don't write, see the wife to "Jia Rong hand stretched out.

"I write, I write." Gary wants to cry.

After signing, they set up Gary and left. "Where are you going?"

"Don't move, let's keep watch, don't move."

"Yes," said Gary. Walking up and down the alley, suddenly a pot of shit fell from it, and Gary, who had just been watered, was covered in it. The two men above burst out laughing.

At this point, Xi-feng read the written evidence and said, "It's cheap."

In the cold winter, Gary ran home pitifully, and then he couldn't afford to get sick.

I still cried, "You really love me, and I am willing to die for you." "No, no, I don't want to die, I don't want to die."

Madame Dairu came in and said, "Ruier, the Taoist priest said that if you look in this mirror every day, you can save your life. He also said that you should never just look at the front, but at the back. "

Gary picked up the mirror. It turned out to be a romantic baby. I saw a skull standing on my back, which scared him into a cold sweat. I picked it up again and looked at the front. I saw Xi Feng smiling at him in the mirror, and Jia Rui shouted "Sister-in-law". At this time, I saw that Feng gradually turned into a skull, which scared Gary to kick it away in one breath. ......

So I died in the west.