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Many women pursue love when they are young and finally marry reality.
Many women pursue love when they are young and finally marry reality.
-Venus, not me.
The love of the poor is to avoid responsibility, reality and the need to make money.
Then pretend to be literary, have their own life and hobbies, have their own girlfriends and brothers, and life is wonderful-all the costumes are in the circle of friends-returning to reality is a chicken feather.
It's tattered
Most women are actually petty-bourgeois ideas. If you earn money, spend money to dress up. If you earn money, buy this and that. Buying this and that won't make you rich.
Some people say-I don't want to get rich either, I just want to muddle along. Come day by day. Not because I don't want to be rich, but because I can't be rich.
There is an essential difference between not being able to do it and not wanting to do it.
No.-but it means you can.
No, it means that you are incapable. Just like many people think it's easy to earn 50 thousand a month, isn't it just selling things? Isn't it just a salesperson? Who wouldn't? But he can't sell a copy when he sells it, and he can only get a basic salary. You must leave in three months.
Simple things that others say are actually very difficult.
Milk tea is simple, isn't it? But how many people are willing to spend seven years to make a tea-drinking habit that can change young people in China? There is only one, and that is Nie Yunchen, the boss of Xicha.
Are you willing to go back to your hometown to start a business as soon as you graduate? If you don't want to, you can go back to your hometown to be an employee in the system with a monthly salary of 4000 until you die. Do what your parents like you to do-because it seems stable for your family.
Stability means that you have no more say.
Money is a person's right to speak.
Just because your parents like it doesn't mean you can make money If they can make money, they won't be in their hometown. But in first-tier cities. Many people say that there are not only rich people in first-tier cities. There are also cities along the 4th and 5th lines.
Of course, but can the level be the same?
It's different. There are still a few zeros left. People who get along well in big cities all run out of the highly competitive market-how fierce the competition in big cities is-and millions of people can be said to have run out. Are there millions of people in your fourth and fifth tier cities?
Companies in big cities close down every year, and there are tens of thousands of closed companies. This shop is open today, but it may not be open tomorrow.
The shop on my street has changed three people in less than 1 year.
Does the fourth and fifth tier cities have this rhythm? Faster than changing cell phones.
So-for women, don't believe in love when they are young. Love is a bastard. I slept with you once, and then I had a second time and a third time. In reality, a man who has the ability to solve problems is the only criterion for you to choose a partner.
And this requires you to give up many things, such as princess disease, such as your emotions. On the contrary, you need to provide more value to excellent men. This is called equivalent exchange.
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Don't tell the poor about credibility. The poor have no credibility.
-Venus, not me.
Most poor people have never done any business, and some people have never even sold anything on salted fish. Let alone open the door to do business. Of course, opening a shop to do business is definitely a loss-making business for most poor people. Unless you like Nie Yunchen, who likes tea, you love to study products, not to open a shop and wait for money.
If you want to make money, you have to earn the first bucket of gold first, not invest it. Even if you want to invest money, don't invest all your money, but try water. You can come again if you lose money. Have fault-tolerant thinking.
Anyone who wants to make money is not sure-he has to take the risk himself.
For the poor, they have no idea what risk is. They just know, don't be late at 9 o'clock tomorrow Tuesday morning, or they will deduct the bonus in September again. That's what they care about. Not the credibility that people live on. People who work have no credibility.
All they care about is whether their credit information is tainted. Whether there is debt, whether it will affect future housing loans, and so on.
What they care about is personal interests and their value to this society is zero. Business people not only care about making money, but also care about whether employees have grown up and learned anything.
The word "credibility" is especially important to the boss, and you should always keep your word. Even if it is a joke, sometimes the employees below have to take it seriously. If you are poor, what the poor say is a joke-especially what you say after drinking-
Being a boss is different-even if you say it after drinking, you have to carry it out one by one.
Why? Because you are responsible for your words and deeds.
Just like your client talks about a contract with you, the client agrees to your contract terms in the banquet hall, and then you go to your client to sign the contract the next day. You are serious, and so are your clients.
Even if your customer is not trustworthy, you will go to your customer the next day. Because you are serious. In the eyes of your customers, you are an employee. You are the boss in the eyes of employees, so your words and deeds are remembered by employees.
Business is business. Once you lose your business reputation, you will lose more customers. This is not a question of whether you want money, but whether you can get along in this business. Similarly-if you lose more credibility in the company, no employees will take your words seriously in the future.
The poor are people who have never done business. You can talk to them about credibility-they can even find 10 reasons for being late for the last shift. This is just a joke.
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Don't listen to the poor man's marriage advice, because he is poor.
-Venus, not me.
Most poor people think that marriage is a lifetime, and once they get married, they can't do without it. And I think it's just the opposite-you know that there are problems in marriages that can be divorced, but you don't know that there are problems in marriages that have never been divorced.
Of course-I'm not saying that a never-divorced marriage is unhappy, nor that a never-divorced man or woman is bad, but that when your marriage has problems, you should find out what's wrong with your marriage. It's not that your marriage is unhappy. You two just want to stay married and don't want to divorce for the so-called children.
This is not right. But in fact, many people don't divorce because of their children, but they know that they can't live without each other-that is, they live better without each other. Belonging to 1+ 1 = 1.4, a person's survival is 0.7.
The sum of them is 1.4, which means their lives are the best. Rather than leaving, is the best.
Their so-called children are just their excuses. Adults are just good at making excuses, what is because of children and what is because of parents. Because you are too weak.
If a man can earn100000 a year, will he still spend his life with a woman? Of course not. Because in the eyes of many people, it is because they can't make much money. Then I will live forever.
Do you really think that marriage between poor people means loving each other for life? Are forced by life. If you can't make money and find other members of the opposite sex, you'll have to make do.
In the eyes of strangers, it is a happy family, married and never divorced. It looks happy, but there is no room or car. Nothing in life-do you think their marriage is good? This is a nightmare.
There is no such thing as growing old together, only the helplessness of life. Only when you have money can you grow old together. Without money, you dislike each other, but you can't live without each other.
People's health is very successful, and they often quarrel and don't divorce because they have no ability to make money. Those who have the ability to make money have already run away. It doesn't matter if you divide the property. Big deal, make a comeback.
But the poor will never make a comeback, not even for poor Lian Dongshan. Pick up what?
The richer a man is, the less he cares about marriage. As long as someone is good to me, no one can be good to me. But rich people don't like it.
Because there are so many living resources in society, how many people in China have an annual income of100000? Those with an annual income of 6.5438+0 million are senior gold collars. Women with an annual income of 6.5438+00,000 can choose at will.
This is no joke.
So-when you are poor, don't listen to the opinions of the poor. Don't listen to the advice of making money. Because most poor people have never made money. Marriage is more malicious than making money. Because the rich married the wrong woman, their career fell from the peak to a straight line. The price is great.
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A man who wants AA for a meal can't have it, let alone have sex.
-Venus, not me.
There are always some men at the bottom who want women to eat together and then play together. To put it mildly-even some men need AA to get a room. Of course, I haven't met a man who wants AA when he opens a room.
It's not that I have little knowledge, but that AA men can't go this far.
But when it comes to eating, if a man wants to have an AA with you, don't even touch it. At best, there is. This time, there will be no next time. Of course, women and men together should also be based on each other's economic conditions. ?
Doesn't mean you have to go to Michelin restaurant for dinner as soon as you come up. Besides, in fact, most men and women eat together or go on blind dates. It doesn't matter what they eat-it's important to get to know each other by eating this topic-and talk about some exchanges on their attitude towards life and values.
It's actually more relaxing when eating-generally speaking, where to go is up to the man. Instead of women deciding where to go. It doesn't matter where you go or what you eat. The important thing is that you need to communicate.
So it doesn't matter how much you eat. Even if it is a roadside stall, you must go on. The most important factor for two people to be together is not whether to eat or not. It's whether your values have always been. A woman with independent women as her main point of view can't be with a man with traditional values.
Even if you two are late together, if this man recognizes your label as an independent woman, he must want you. To put it bluntly, I just want to sleep with you
Because a qualified man, a rich man, does not want an independent woman to live with him. Besides, if you are an independent woman, why do you want to date? Why do you need a blind date? Why don't you live alone?
Then why go on blind dates and dates?
In essence, don't you still want to find a good man and a rich man to spend money on yourself and your family? Then after marriage, all the expenses at home are paid by the man, and the money earned by the woman is spent by herself. Then where is the value of this woman?
Shouldn't a woman help this man with his career? Why make money by yourself?
Some women say-I am afraid that this man will not want me one day. Then why are you afraid that one day men will make a lot of money and not want you? Or are you a worthless person?
A family is a heart, a grasshopper in the same boat. You want each other to be good and everyone is good. You want the other person to be bad, then you can't be good.
AA A man never wants to live with a woman, let alone be a grasshopper in the same boat, no matter whether the man has money or not. So when women meet, they have to stay away from each other. AA pays for a meal. If you leave, just delete Lahei.
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Women should never be lazy. Lazy women can't even find a date.
-Venus, not me.
I often hear a woman say-oh, I'm in my thirties, and I'm still a golden single woman. Why can't good people see me? Then ask, an older female white-collar worker with a monthly salary of 8000 and a high quality of life. And expect others to find her?
What a ridiculous thing it is.
If you can passively accept high-quality men, do you think there is a shortage of women in this world? Or a golden single woman? I'm in my thirties. What did you do before?
That woman is going to say it again-she hasn't found the right one before. It's not that you haven't found the right one, but that you're not that good at all. To put it bluntly, it is not good-looking, and the income is not high, so it is particularly melodramatic. Still love work-generally speaking, women in their thirties are unmarried and hardworking.
Either he looks average, but he feels good about himself, or he looks good, but he chooses left and right, and then he hasn't found the right one at 30+.
When a woman says she can't find the right one, she must be too demanding, especially the female D line. It's a female D-wire, still waiting for others to find herself-who is left without you?
Ugly people have self-knowledge, and they have found their own object when they are young. Even ugly men have to get married. Maybe D-wire fought back after marriage? The average-looking, good-looking one is still slowly waiting for his prince charming, and he has not found a suitable person after waiting for 30+.
At this time, if you don't take the initiative to find a man and expect a man to find yourself, then you must not get married after 35 years old. For women, age is the biggest depreciation value-no matter how long it is, it looks like a fairy-you have to accept that 30+ quality men are looking for twenties.
I won't give you a premium just because you look good. Only poor men will pay for beautiful women over 30-not because they know the goods, but because they don't.
Your monthly salary is 8000 yuan, and the man you are looking for is a man with a monthly salary of around 1000. Even lower than you. Of course, I don't advise women to find men with lower incomes than themselves-men can.
Women can't be backward compatible, men can be backward compatible-it's normal for rich people to find young people. Just look at Liu. Because there are living resources.
Poor men can't do it, they can only find people who are at the same level as themselves or not as good as themselves. Because only this kind of woman will have a crush on him.
So-when you are 30+, or when you are still very young, as long as you leave the society, you must take the initiative to find a man, improve yourself and find a man at the same time. Only in this way can you meet a man with potential. It's too late for a man to find himself.
If you want to get along well-you must take the initiative. Passive can only marry a stupid man, and you won't be willing in the end, will you?
Plan ahead. Well, let a self-righteous woman be an independent woman forever.
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Men who understand women's emotional demands know nothing about business.
-Venus, not me.
Men don't understand women, but you know business. You just need to know the areas where you can make money. You don't need to know much about what women need. Do you know what women need to make you rich?
Of course, the level of understanding here is not to understand what consumers and women need, but to understand what men and women need.
You know what female consumers need to make you money. For you, you can do business. But it's no use knowing the relationship between men and women, especially if you don't know how to make money with the relationship you know. Even if a person knows more, it is only for his own benefit. It's no use.
Because most men at the bottom think they know the relationship between men and women, it turns out that he spends more time being a sweet dog. Find a way to provide emotional value to women, the purpose is to go to bed-otherwise, what is being a dog and cat?
Is it just to make women laugh? Laughter is worthless. For men at the bottom-sexual value can alleviate their sexual anxiety. For them, the more confident women feel, the more awesome they feel.
But what you need to know is-if a man is awesome, he must be awesome among men.
Just like Lei Jun, he came out to start a business as a millet in his 40 s and was not afraid of being told that he was old. What's wrong with getting old? Old people are also entrepreneurs.
Some people even started in their twenties-soaking Lycium barbarum in thermos bottles. Besides, starting a business is to compete with excellent men without losing face. The men at the bottom are all women who compete with the men at the bottom-another is to find a sense of existence among women.
Once you knew a person-his relationship with women can share a bed-you knew how good their relationship was. Then all the women praised him, praised her for talking and praised him as a man. But all women are unwilling to marry this man.
Women are smart-not that you can talk, but that you will make me happy and I will marry you. The most is to have sex with you a few times. If you want to get married, it depends on your financial strength-no matter how good you are in bed, you can't resist the attraction of rich men to women.
Unless those ignorant girls are willing to marry men at the bottom for love and have children for them. That's because they are ignorant-when they have children, they will know that such a man is unacceptable.
After that, there must be quarrels, divorces and domestic violence. Men at the bottom are all the same. If you have nothing to do, beat your wife and children. Because I have no ability. Just looking for someone to vent.
So-women must not lend money to men who know women too well. Of course, if this man is excellent and has a career, that's fine. Those who are not excellent, have no career, have no job, have low income and have no ability to take risks, so such men should not live together even if they are lovers. You have to make them not want to have children with you.
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