April Fool's Day spoof confession sentences (9 selected sentences)

One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. Next, I will bring you a spoof confession sentence on April Fool's Day. I hope it will help you. Welcome to read it!

April Fool's Day spoof confession sentence

1. You, you little leprechaun, made me poisoned by your love, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

2. Since I met you that time, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow has occupied every memory of mine. Can you understand my infatuation?

3. When you come, I will settle down and put away my overflowing heart. I cherish you the most in the whole world, and you make me like it in my bones.

4. It seems that God didn't arrange any soul mate for me, so I decided to give you this qualification as a chosen teenager.

5. I feel that I have a crush on you, but your temper is too bad, you are not good-looking, and you like to quarrel with me, but I still hope to grow old with you!

6. Whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the whole world has become gentle and stable when I think of you in the corner of the world.

7. I love your looks, and I love your heart even more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want happiness to be with you. As long as you are happy and happy, I will be satisfied.

8. The beautiful legend of loving each other in the blue years, the eternal legend in the colorful glow, dear, our love has become forever, so that the fairy tale world is no longer a fairy tale.

9. Look for traces of roses with tender melody. When you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you.

1. If possible, I'd like a glass of water, a bunch of flowers and a piece of bread. If it's more extravagant, I hope you pour the water, send the flowers and cut the bread.

11. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he said that he would help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

12. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a short message to chase you, I hope we will never blow.

13. I miss you and use up all my brain cells; Love you and spend every second of my life; You know cow dung is hard to find now, so marry me, you flower!

14, you-beautiful and cute! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. I'll lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

15. Weather forecast: Today, I miss you a little during the day, but in the afternoon, my mood will be reduced by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will last until I see you.

16. The first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted by you. I have an impulse to take you home. I am eager to hold you to sleep every night. When I wake up in the morning, I can see you beside me ... pillow!

17. I like the morning, because everything is a new look, just like I liked you at the beginning, full of fantasy and unknowns but still full of expectations.

18. You have to believe that love and luck will eventually come to you, just like the soft snow in the south, the warm sun in the Arctic and the clear rain in the Sahara.

19. Today is April Fool's Day, and I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, just smile and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you.

2. For you, Qian Qian has been bruised and bruised for thousands of times, but he will not hesitate. Perhaps this is life, and life is not just about doing worthwhile things.

21. I hope you are my sun ... No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me alone.

22. When I saw you, I felt like I was in the Forbidden City, because everything on you was a treasure, and I wanted to hug you gently, so I was afraid I would break you.

23. I am nine, and you are three. Besides you, you are still you. I walked past a thousand people, but I could clearly hear your footsteps!

24. If I can fly like an eagle, I will fly to the farthest night sky and pick a star to wear on your chest to light up your heart and let me see my name printed on your heart.

25. I didn't do well in the exam today, and I feel so depressed. To sum up the reasons, I thought of all the answers to your questions.

26. Hold your hand, the more you hold it, the happier you will be! Look at your face, the more you look, the more beautiful it is! Kiss your mouth, the more you kiss, the sweeter it is! The person who hugs you, the more you hug, the closer you get!

27. April Fool's Day is coming in a few days, so I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't fool you. How can I embarrass you, such a lovely little pig!

28. You are as elegant as white clouds and come into my dreams every night. You are as beautiful as flowers, and you come into my eyes every day; You are as pure as a stream and always flow into my heart.

29. If you are a beautiful swan when I love you, you will become an ugly duckling when I don't love you. If so, do you dare not accept my love?

3. In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please hit your head against the wall with all your strength. See, the countless stars in front of you are my blessing.

31. Water knows the depth of fish; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and giggling silently.

32. I don't want you to cry. Why do you cry when I'm around? That means I'm useless. What's the use of me? !

33. Life is like playing mahjong. Love at first sight is like a sweet potato, free love is like a sweet potato, and the matchmaker's words are like a sweet potato. Having a child is called flowering, a lover is called hanging, and no lover is called a whiteboard.

34. You are my first sight, my eyes, my gentle destination, and the reason why my mouth is lifted.

35. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional station, I hope you are the first visitor and the forever master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

36. I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and the smell of you. I miss the smell of tobacco in your kiss and fingers, and the smell of being loved in my memory.

37. Fate is a beautiful encounter, love is the feeling of heartbeat, love is the meeting of hearts, love is a sweet miss, walking on the edge of love and being loved, whether you see it or not, your loving heart will never change!

38. I am the wind chime in front of your window, which has messed up my life's worries; I am a pawn in your hand, which has influenced the early feelings; No regrets, as long as I can depend on you, I am willing to be good or bad.

39. At the moment I saw you and was moved by you, I didn't bring my quick-acting heart-saving pills, so I had to rely on my blood to boil and spread. Finally, I burst into tears: I love you! I love you! I love you!

4. Baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I don't beat you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

April Fool's Day WeChat friends circle copy

1. PE teacher, why are you so busy?

2. How do you eat popcorn and drink coke?

3. Uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

4. I have already seen the routine clearly, and I am still lost here.

5. I am waiting for April Fool's Day, and you will lie to me with your truth.

6. I have been holding back for a spring, and on April Fool's Day, I "buy" recklessly.

7. How did you spend April Fool's Day? When Qingming Festival is over.

8. I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

9. You let me celebrate April Fool's Day, and I will let you celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

1. April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make peace?

11. Believe me, more people will confess on April Fool's Day than on Valentine's Day.

12. Just because we have a problem, you can't treat me as a holiday.

13. liking you just makes April fool's day a little longer.

14. It's a shield for April Fool's Day, and it's also a confession card of your mind.

15. I'm sorry, everyone. I took off the order. The photo of the object is a little nice.

16. Don't confess to me on April Fool's Day, for I'm afraid I will believe you.

17. If this is a joke, I hope this joke will last for a lifetime.

18. On April Fool's Day, can you say that you love me, even if it is fake?

19. I'm too busy recently. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

2. Hello, everyone. Today is April Fool's Day. Can I cheat your heart?

21. If you cheat me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

22. Is it only on April Fool's Day that I can say I like you?

23. It's April Fool's Day again, and I can confess to the person I like.

24. How many true feelings flowed out on April Fool's Day and how many lies were told on Valentine's Day.

25. I want to hear a sentence from you that I love you, even on April Fool's Day.

26. Nowadays, children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and April Fool's Day when they confess.

27. Finally, on Valentine's Day, I saw the power of April Fool's Day.

28. On April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess, I really like you.

29. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

3. April Fool's Day has become a day of confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day of parting.

222 April Fool's Day funny phrase

1. Who remembers April Fool's Day to lie to me?

2. Uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

3. I'm waiting for April Fool's Day, and you will lie to me with your truth.

4. How did you spend April Fool's Day? Just be Tomb-Sweeping Day.

5. You let me celebrate April Fool's Day, and I will let you celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

6. April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make peace?

7. Believe me, there will be more people confessing on April Fool's Day than on Valentine's Day.

8. liking you just makes April fool's day a little longer.

9. Don't confess to me on April Fool's Day. I'm afraid I will believe you.

1. April Fool's Day just gives liars a chance to tell the truth.

11. Hey, this year my birthday in the lunar calendar falls on April Fool's Day and the solar calendar falls after Qingming Festival.

12. I said I love you, not because of April Fool's Day, but from my heart.

13. If you cheat me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

14. Is it only on April Fool's Day that I can say I like you?

15. It's April Fool's Day again, and I can confess to the person I like.

16. I want to hear a sentence from you that I love you, even on April Fool's Day.

17. Nowadays, children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and April Fool's Day when they confess.

18. Finally, I saw the power of April Fool's Day on Valentine's Day.

19. On April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess, I really like you.

2. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

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