Classic funny quotations for girlfriends

Classic funny quotations for girlfriends (selected 145 sentences)

In life, work and study, we always come into contact with famous aphorisms, which are short in length and concise in language. So what types of quotations are there? The following are the classic funny quotations I collected for my girlfriends, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

Classic funny quotations for girlfriends 1 1) When I get rich, my sisters will be crazy enough!

2) The best friend is when you talk about a leaf, she knows where the wind comes from.

3) To my best friend: I can share everything with you except my boyfriend.

4) I love being a house girl, but speaking out, no matter how many houses I have, I will be on call.

5) impossible. Every girl has a princess in her heart. Don't make her cry.

6) Same hairstyle, same clothes, I just want to collide with you. -To girlfriends

7) It's nice to have a best friend who can take any funny photos with you at any time.

8) Sister, my sister's mood is not beautiful again.

9) I just want to tell you that you are the most important woman in my life except my mother.

10) Good sisters: How many can you have in your life?

Classic funny quotations for girlfriends 2 1) The most beautiful thing in the world is a smile struggling in tears.

2) We can appear when each other is most vulnerable.

3) Our friendship is far more vigorous than love.

4) It doesn't matter if you don't wear lovers' clothes, boudoir clothes are enough. ~

I really envy my girlfriend having the best and most beautiful girlfriend in the world.

6) I hope I can be an old friend of your soul, without tears and burdens, but with you.

7) Never forget the sisterhood in this life and the kindness of your parents.

8) He doesn't love you, it doesn't matter, and there is me. -To girlfriends

9) A good friend wants to share everything with you, even if she just farted.

10) I can be crazy with you.

1 1) My sister is my warm sun, and no one can stop her from shining.

12) I won't compete with my best friend for anything except food.

13) sister, not just talking, but a lifelong companion.

14) girlfriends, found it, found it, found it again, found it for a long time, and found a trace of friendship.

15) When I am old, we are still best friends, even though we haven't seen each other for a long time.

16) The so-called best friends, we just hum or stare at each other awkwardly occasionally.

17) Friends, don't give timely help, just don't make things worse.

18) Women are like clothes, but big sister is something you can't wear.

19) with my best friend, all the ladies' images are gone.

20) Sisters, it doesn't matter if the sky falls. I will take it with me.

Classic funny quotations for girlfriends 3 1. I must be your maid of honor and your godmother.

2, and we are closer than lovers.

I am willing to share everything with you except my boyfriend.

Never complain to your ex-lover.

When you receive a sweet message, remember to smile and then delete it.

6. A friend is someone who can see through you but still likes you.

7. I have a best friend who trusts me and tells me everything. Sometimes I have a bad feeling.

8. Fool, do you know that you are ignoring me now?

9. It is the time you waste on me that makes me precious.

10, a best friend is someone who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour.

1 1. Whenever I need company, you are there.

12, I am beautiful or ugly, good or evil, you are there.

13, I am happy or sad, shiny or gloomy, you are there.

14, whenever I need help, you are there.

15 but you know, we all have each other in our hearts.

16, you, you are the most beautiful scenery in my life.

17, if you see through it, pretend you don't.

18, get into the habit of keeping a diary, even if it's just a few words.

19. Don't use your boyfriend's birthday as the password of your bank card.

20. Choose a favorite sport and stick to it.

2 1, resolutely do not buy clothes of a larger size, and do not give yourself room for obesity.

22. I like you to say that I love silly, and I like your company.

23. I'm tired. You come and get food and shelter. This is the best friend.

24. You taught me, girl, to indulge yourself as a luxury.

25. I am very happy because I met you who changed my life. If I feel sorry for your widest shoulders, you can help me take away the sky full of dark clouds. If I live without your company and leave my cell phone on all day, I will feel very lost. This is not a plot that only happens in love. Sister's Day, I'll send you a message, dear, it's good to have you!

Classic funny quotations to girlfriends 4 1, girlfriends, not how intimate, only at the lowest point can we see people's hearts.

2. A woman who takes a bath and drinks tea together every day is not necessarily a real girlfriend!

The best friend is an emotion that will not be taken away by time. Even if you are only a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

4. Your girlfriend is not necessarily thinking about you when she is happy, but you must be around when she is sad.

Even if we haven't contacted for a long time, getting together is still a constant topic, and it's not embarrassing to sit together without talking.

6. Feelings that will not be taken away by time, girlfriends are people who accompany you through the darkness and meet the dawn. She may not be with you on a bright day, but she will be with you when you are lonely and helpless.

7. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade.

8. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

9. A good girlfriend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

10, the best friend is that the more you accommodate her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

1 1. The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you are done, she will let you help her wash clothes wet with tears. It is very happy to have a best friend who understands you.

12, girlfriends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there ~

13, there is comprehensive friendship in the world, but there is no comprehensive friendship. Friendship is mutual sincerity between friends. Whether men or women, beyond the full strength of friendship, is a qualitative friendship.

14, life lies in knowing each other, and knowing each other is urgently needed; A friend in need is a friend forever.

15, I don't know how long my life is, but I know that meeting, knowing each other and knowing each other is a kind of fate, and I cherish it! Friendship in life, in fact, needs to be maintained and maintained as much as love and affection. Therefore, I also want to say: when we enjoy the happiness of being remembered, please don't forget to give back your memory in time.

16, the friendship between people, most people's hearts are together, because this valuable connection is gentle and sweet. The hourglass is inverted and repeated, and the pain of life is experienced again and again.

17 I want to say that on the long road of life, our hearts always need a kind of support, a spiritual sustenance beyond family and love, and friendship is the first choice. Friendship will always bring you some kind of spiritual dependence and comfort, even if there is no heroism to wine, as long as a simple greeting, a gentle understanding and a faint memory are enough.

18. The most common noun in the world is friend, but it is also the rarest one.

19. Friendship is different from love. Even if the whole world betrays you, it will still give you an unexpected sincerity and touch. Friendship is inferior to the meanness of love. As long as you really pay, you can get something. Friendship also needs investment, but not money, but your time and heart. Friendship needs communication, your trust and sincerity. Don't let your friendship go offline easily or even put it on hold indefinitely. We may always excuse ourselves: the fast-paced life seems to occupy all the living space, but at the same time it also dilutes many human feelings that should be strong. However, I don't want even simple friendship to be abandoned in the circle full of fame and interests around us.

20. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Yes, the help of friends is particularly valuable in times of difficulty and pain. Sometimes, even a caring and kind look will be like a pile of charcoal fire, which will give you warmth in the ice and snow. When you are carried away by success and success, friendship will be like a pot of cold water poured on your head to wake you up.

Classic funny quotations for girlfriends 5 1. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she still has a crush on the real you.

2. Enjoy the caress of winter and accept the reward of spring. May you welcome the new year with joy.

3. There are many female Xia in colleges and universities, and the proportion of gathering in Huashan is lower than that in Huashan. Halfway up the hill, I heard birds chirping on the top of the mountain. What a coincidence, the accountant girl. She can play abacus lightly. Seeing the bird's nest in the beads, the stewardess girl caught it. I didn't expect there were no birds in the nest, so the musician smiled. Look at the bird's nest, not like grass. The construction girl switched the bag. It's great to see the bird's nest. The artists are all laughing. The Bird's Nest wrote a seven-character treasure. Happy holidays, girls.

Thank you for enlightening me when I am helpless, comforting me when I cry, asking for help when I am sick, and crying with me when I am desperate. Thank you very much.

5. It is better to go to bed at noon when the state is low, and take a big vacation when you encounter a trough.

6. I quietly bring you the happiness and joy of my heart boat: Happy holidays.

7. The true meaning of life lies not in the number of breaths, but in the moments that make you hold your breath.

8, there is no need to let the eyebrows, you can sing with your husband. We only want family and beauty, who cares who is right or wrong. Romance is more expensive for vanity, and beauty is always dragged down. It's Women's Day, dear best friend, my good sister, I wish you peace of mind and happiness!

9. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

10, I will pay attention to your latest developments, and I will read each of your mood logs. Although I can't reply to everyone, you have to believe that I really care, because I regard you as my sister.

1 1. The person who is the best to you is often the one who will bully others the most. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.

12, I have a very good girlfriend, we are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.

13, I'll let you bully me. Who told me I looked bullied, but I won't be angry with you, because I regard you as my sister.

14. Today is Women's Day. I thought it had nothing to do with you, but I didn't want to give you my blessing. But think about it, although you are not a woman, you have turned many girls into women, so I wish you a happy holiday. Please forgive my negligence!

15, if I am a sister, then you must be a sister. There are also a pair of excellent sisters in this world.

16, there is only 1 you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

17, how can the frozen world thaw and recover overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth bloom fragrance overnight? May you accumulate and create something.

18, occasionally angry, even if you don't say sorry, you will make up quickly, because you are best friends.

19. Facing a stone, if you carry it on your back, it will become a burden. If you put it under your feet, it will become a ladder for you to move forward. Life gave you a piece of wood. You can choose to rot slowly, or you can choose to burn.

20. Send you a warmth, two greetings, three beauties, four ignorance, five nobility, six prospects, seven elegance, eight tenderness, nine fortune and ten sincerity. Happy holidays, happiness and health.

2 1, I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for being beautiful. I am in charge of fighting for the world, and you are in charge of stealing vegetables and picking flowers. March 8 Women's Day is coming, dear husband, you have worked hard, I wish you a happy holiday!

When you are hurt by friends, don't doubt friendship, but beware of those who betray you. Forgive, but don't forget. Innocent, chivalrous to friends.

23, get along for a long time, may gradually lose passion, feel boring and dull, this is the' executioner' of family discord. In life, you should learn to appreciate each other and constantly send love and recognition messages to each other, so that each other can always see the best of yourself from you. Doing so will not only make you get the same appreciation, love and recognition, but also make you the most attractive person in the eyes of the other party.

24, love material, appropriate. Always know that spirit is more important. You are more beautiful than those watches and fashions. Don't look down on the working people. Don't be ashamed of your labor. The ground is not dirty, and the sweat is not smelly. Please respect those who seem to have a worse life than you, because this is respect for yourself. Always sympathize with those who live at the bottom, because our relatives are among them. We are not vulnerable.

25. Pick a star, pick a cloud, and send it to you in a missing envelope-the best day of the year.

26. I will say good night after chatting, and I will say at school: Dear, after school, let's go home together, because we are girlfriends.

27. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together!

28. Give yourself a lofty future and goals. Remember to look up at the sky often, and remember to look at your feet when you look up at the sky.

29. The brothers and sisters are deeply in love, and the SMS wishes are true and true. Qian Shan's feelings are endless, and his concern lasts forever. I wish you a good mood every day, happiness and good luck around you, great career development, health and peace, and a sweet smile.

30. I'll talk to you when I'm free. Although I will often be called sick by you, I will be very happy because I regard you as my sister.

Classic funny quotations for girlfriends 6 1, in the mood for love, flying, gorgeous, youthful and free. Today is your birthday, you are a girl, you are a boss, you are a girl, and you are happy. I hope you can follow the melody of your dreams and enjoy the happy years.

When you see my blessing to you, please hit your head against the wall. Do you see countless stars in front of you as my infinite blessing? Happy National Day!

3. Valentine's Day is romantic and sweet; Valentine's Day is the witness of love; I wish you and the person you like rain or shine, and everything is fine. Happy Valentine's Day!

I can't forget the day when they committed the crime together.

5. Facing the morning sun, wearing the morning glow, the bright five-star red flag rises in Ran Ran with the sonorous national anthem. It flies in the vast land of 9.6 million and in the hearts of all China people. In the face of it, we can no longer restrain our inner reverence and take pride in it.

6, girlfriends, we want to be a deep girl, a rogue with a temper, and an educated lady.

7. Girlfriend is the kind of strange thing that makes trouble today, laughs tomorrow, gets bored near, thinks far away, thinks when you don't see it, and hates it when you see it. You can bully yourself, but others can't bully you.

8. Say good night after chatting, say dear at school, and go home together after school, because they are girlfriends.

9. Thank you for letting me speak freely. Thank you for sharing my joys and sorrows with me. Thank you for making me believe that friendship can last forever.

10, confidant, it is good to have one or two, there is really no need to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.

1 1, may blessings haunt you in your dream of always bordering on spring. I wish you all the best and happiness! Happy birthday!

12, birds of a feather flock together, yes, we are really more and more alike, have you noticed?

13, open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.

14, I just want to hear all your sweet words.

15, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called bursting! I hope our friendship will last forever.

16, girlfriends sit together. Even if my preface doesn't match the latter, you know. Even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed

17, even if you are only a small piece in my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

18, girlfriends, that is, the kind of noisy today, laughing tomorrow, getting bored near, thinking far away.

19, the world of mortals three thousands of feet, read all the mountains and rivers. Let go because of love; Silence because of letting go; Because I know a lot, I feel at ease in retrospect. Perhaps it is a windy and rainy day, bearing the weight of life; Days when the wind is light and the clouds are light are more suitable for quiet understanding.

20, spend the moon, picturesque. I wish you a happy birthday, warmth and happiness!

Classic funny quotations for girlfriends 7 1. The sun is warm and hiding by my side, and the birds are shy and fly with me. What else can describe us? Thank you for growing up with me. Sister's Day, I wish my dear sisters, Pepsi, all the best and happiness forever.

2. I will be willing to accompany you and help you do many things, such as going to the toilet with you, going to the supermarket, going to the playground, helping you buy food, buying things you like, and so on. And I don't want to get your return, because I regard you as my sister.

3. Once upon a time, you did housework with one hand and added white hair with the other; Once upon a time, you refused to let go of a man and lowered your shoulders; Once, no matter how hard and tired you were, you worked hard. March 8 Women's Day, bless your dear mother!

I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't so good at first, she was firm to each other in the days she experienced together.

5. Drink less juice and eat more fruit, eat less snacks and drink more water, sit less and stand more, think less and see more, talk less and do more, be less nostalgic and look forward to more.

6. Skin care products on the dining table are always more expensive and better than cosmetics. For women, external care is not as good as internal adjustment.

7. Losing weight is for a better life. If you lose the fun of life because of losing weight, you might as well give up.

8. Put on a beautiful dance skirt, walk lightly, float your beautiful long hair with the melody of youth, and dance and sing to your heart's content. This is your day, Girls' Day! On this special day, I wish you infinite charm, endless happiness, charming handsome guys and dumping handsome guys!

It doesn't matter if I don't study well, because I will marry a rich man to support you. We are the best sisters!

10, there is only hope, no matter three years, five years or ten years later. One day, when we meet, we can recognize each other. You shout, I miss you so much. At that moment, I will burst into tears. We are friends, friends forever.

1 1. On the occasion of Women's Day, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to my wife who has been fighting in the fitting room for a long time, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, often surfing the Internet, chatting, full of charm and dreams, and mastering her husband's wallet.

12, the best friend is that I can understand everything with one eye.

13. After I get sick, I will always be the first to visit, care for myself and stay with me, because I am the best friend.

14, the sun and the moon turn forever. If love is sincere and lasting, no matter where you are, I will always remember this day. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

15. Under the far mountain dyed with lilacs and roses, the sea water is full of sapphire, sapphire, jasper and purple stone. How beautiful the sea is on a summer night! May your sea of life be so gorgeous!

16, a good woman makes people feel relaxed and happy, a good woman makes people forget it, a good woman gives people infinite warmth, and a good woman, like you, is dignified, elegant and gentle. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you youth and beauty!

17, may you be like a bee, sucking out different fragrant juices from the garden of life and producing original sweetness.

18, sister, I want you to believe in the old sayings of warmth, beauty, trust, dignity and strength. I don't want you to be decadent, empty, confused, ruin yourself and hurt others; I hope you can control your feelings, not everyone can.

19, it is said that if we can cross the boat in ten years and sleep in a hundred years, then we will be sisters for thousands of years and twins for life.

20. Whenever you feel uncomfortable, don't bear it alone. Please believe me, I will accompany you!

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