What are the funny jokes?

When I got home at night, I saw my sister-in-law coming. My wife asked me, "Where have you been?" Actually, I went to the sauna with my client. Although it's official, I'm afraid she'll remember and say I'm going to eat. Wife: "Where did you eat?" Me: "x" Wife: "Oh, what did you order?" I said a few words casually. At that time, my sister-in-law said that she would go back later. Seeing my sister-in-law off, my wife then asked, "How much did you eat?" Me: "260 yuan." Wife: "Are there many people eating?" I was a little annoyed, but I pretended to be there. "Just me and my customers, but there are many diners around. A little girl at the next table has been crying, which is a bit noisy. " At this time, I received a message from my sister-in-law. She said, brother-in-law, you are dead. Today, my sister and I browsed X-notes and were decorating it.