Positive energy joke

First of all, you should think it over before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

Second, if you feel sick, don't search online. Make a will after every search.

Third, look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you will appreciate them, and if you look down, you will be hooligans.

Fourth, eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

I found that there are two kinds of people, one is mentally ill, and the other is with low IQ, which is not enough for mental illness.

I have lived half my life, and I really want to do something for the economic development of my motherland, but I am not qualified to pay taxes!

Seven, the exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts and a group of people next door, such as Lao Wang.

Eight, good-looking people generally experience more stories, and ugly people generally hear more stories.