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What is the meanest roommate you have ever seen?
It was my first time to live on campus. I came to the university with some expectations and some panic, and started the wonderful journey of sleeping in the same room with other people for the first time. I’ve seen the topic about Sister Bang on Weibo before, where there were mixed reviews about roommates. I initially thought it was because they themselves were bad, so they thought their roommates were bad. But now through personal experience, I know that there really are mean people in the world. People are really scum.
The first month passed very harmoniously. Everyone got to know each other for the first time and lived and studied step by step. There were no conflicts or frictions. I guess everyone just tolerated it even if they had any thoughts at first. Later, I may not be able to hold it in any longer and collapse.
This roommate cannot see the light or hear the sound when sleeping at night. It's almost 40 degrees in the summer and we won't be allowed to turn on the fan at night because she can't hear the sound of the fan. She doesn't agree to turn on the air conditioner, saying she's afraid of getting sick after blowing the air conditioner all night. Our remaining roommates are really hot every night. I couldn't sleep, and I woke up from the heat several times during the night. Everyone forcibly changed their living habits for her. She feels that there is noise from our activities down there before going to bed at night, and she is the last one to go to bed every time. She forgets that she watches TV series without earphones before going to bed. She says every day that we influence her, and who influences whom. Let her wear earplugs when sleeping, but she feels that wearing earplugs is not good for her ears. I don’t know what’s wrong? You bitch is just being hypocritical. We have early classes in the morning, and she plays truant every day, but we can't play truant, right? She wakes up earlier than her, and no matter how gently she washes, she still makes a sound, right? She throws things every day when she gets out of bed to show off to us. I don't understand what's wrong with you. You can't wear earplugs, go to bed early at night, and get up early to go to class.
What’s even more outrageous is that we are never paid for bringing meals. Every time we want to bake cold noodles, we don’t need green onions, coriander, onions, salads, and vinegar. Why don't we pay for this trouble? A bottle of yogurt costs more than 7 yuan, and she is asked to treat her and yogurt at every turn. How can a working-class person get so much money? I can't bear to drink yogurt all the time.
What was the most outrageous thing? She said that she didn’t ask for grades, as long as she passed them, she just didn’t go to class every day. I also failed in the final assault and failed several subjects. I told her that I would lend you my notes and books so that you can take a good look at them when you go home. You have passed the make-up exam. She told me that it was none of your business and there was no need for you to laugh at me. I:?
I really want to change roommates, bitch.
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