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The joke of Minnan dialect is the joke of Xiamen dialect.

The joke of Minnan dialect is the joke of Xiamen dialect.

The second part of Abreu's story

After giving Aber a bottle of medicine, the nurse said, "Take three tablets (Minnan dialect)."

When she got home, her daughter-in-law saw Abreu pour all the medicines on the table and count them.

He asked Abreu what he was doing.

Aber replied, "Yaoshou, the nurse just told me to take 130 pills. I only counted 65,438+000 pills. Please count it for me. "

The story of Aberdeen Part III

Two days later, Abreu went to see the doctor again. This time, the doctor didn't prescribe medicine, but said, "Drink more water. 」

As soon as Abreu got home, he lay motionless in bed.

Daughter-in-law see wrong, come forward to ask:

I saw my father-in-law say that the doctor told me to drink more water.

The fourth part of Abreu's story (if you are under 18, please skip this part consciously)

The next day, Abreu still felt that there was something wrong with his foot.

So the nurse took Abreu to have an X-ray.

The nurse said, "Uncle, come here alone." (Taiwanese)

Abreu said, "You lied to me. I don't understand. Who should be lazy when hitting the chest? " "(Taiwanese)

The fifth part of Abreu's story

I finally told Abreu to lie on the X-ray machine and get ready to take pictures.

The nurse said, "Abreu! I'm going to take a photo on the count of three! ! (Taiwan Province) 1...2...3 "

I saw Abreu running outside the X-ray room. ..

Aberdeen. The sixth part of the story

PART6 Nurse: "Hello, Aber, I am a mutual loss (nursing department) student, and this is a third year of mutual loss (nursing department). 」

Abreu: "? What about me? ! 」

Nurse: "After graduation, I will become practical nurse." . 」

One day, the nurse saw that Abreu couldn't breathe, so she quickly brought an oxygen mask.

Nurse: "Aber, I know you are very sad. I will exchange your courage (oxygen) and enjoy it. " 」

Later, Abreu's wife rushed to the hospital.

Grandma: "Nurse, where is my wife? 」

The nurse pointed to the operating room and said, "I just buried (carried) it." 」

Grandma: "Wife? Huh? 」

Nurse: "You don't have to be sad. You can visit him in the coffin room (observation room) next door later. " Athena Chu, Taiwan Province Province, I also saw the fog. . . )

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