A limerick or a joke describing the quality of Yangzhou people is getting better and better.

When you first go to work, the unit needs photos and ID cards.

After I handed in my two-inch photo, ID card and materials, the supervisor said that your photo was too big, so go back and change it to the smallest one.

Then I went home and got the smallest one I thought and handed it to me.

Finally, he scolded you: What do you mean by taking pictures of eating bottles instead of taking fucking pictures?

When I was a child, my mother made a mistake and threatened to hit me with a belt. I was so smart that I saw through her lies and said, hey, hey, you don't dare. You whipped me with a belt, and your pants fell off when you untied the belt!

Mom paused, turned around and pulled out Dad's belt. . .

Dad has been watching in his pants. . .

When I was a child, I was watching TV when I was doing my homework. My mother came home suddenly, which scared me to turn off the TV at once.

As soon as mother entered the room, she asked, "What did you do just now?"

Me: "Do my homework."

Mom: "What are you doing with the remote control when you are doing your homework?"

Me: "Do the math."

Mom froze for a long time before she reacted and hit me. . . . . .

When I was a child, my brother asked my dad where he picked it up, and my dad would tell him that I brought it from the hospital. . .

Brother said why not take him with him, and dad said what are you going to do?

My brother said that my father's eyes were so bad that he didn't even know to choose a good one. . .

When I was a child, the kindergarten teacher taught me: "Wash your hands before and after meals."

I've always wondered, "It's so troublesome to wash your hands. Do you have to wait for these two things to happen together?"

However, the teacher taught me not to forget. Over time, I got into the habit of going to the toilet before meals. Usually, I have to hold my urine until before meals.

This matter has been bothering me until I went to primary school. Now that I think about it, I am lucky that I didn't suffocate. . .

When I was a child, my mother asked me to do my homework after dinner. Me: The teacher said it was inappropriate to read and write after dinner. ?

Mom: Then go and wash the dishes.

Me: The teacher also said that it is not appropriate to do manual work after meals.

Mom: You shouldn't be shameless after dinner. Stop nagging and go to wash the dishes.

Me. . .