Tell me some humorous jokes. The content should be healthy and very funny. The best jokes for reading.

The instructor who made people laugh during military training

1. What are you laughing at! My teeth are falling out from laughing, and I plan to have porridge tonight!

2. What about the rear swing arm? Why put it on your butt? ! Touch yourself!

3. While standing in a military posture, a girl shouted: Report! There are spiders! The instructor looked surprised and asked: Is there a pig? Where is the pig?

4. Tighten the abdomen! I'm not pregnant, what's the big belly?

5. What are you looking at! ? Are there beauties there? ! I've already seen it!

6. If you smile again, your teeth will burst!

7. Move again! If you move again, I'll kick you away!

8. A certain boy looked at the female phalanx and smiled. The instructor of the female phalanx shouted: What are you looking at? ! I’ve never seen a beautiful woman! I want you to see it! He's not handsome, but he's so ugly just to look at the girls in our class!

9. A bee flew in front of a girl. The girl hid slightly. When the instructor saw it, she said: Don't move! Wait until it bites you before you move!

10. While standing in a military posture, a certain instructor saw someone in another phalanx fainting, so he turned around and said to the people in his phalanx: Our people are not allowed to fall! When he fell down, I pretended I didn't see him and stepped on him.

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11. Next time you move around, pull him out and force him to death for fifteen minutes!

12. Keep pace at the front of the queue! The people behind are almost straining their ligaments!

13. Are you on the same page? ! Why is there a curved straight line in front of me? !

14. Instructor to a student: Come here! The student walked away with a smile, and the instructor said: You come here with a smile like this, I am really at a loss!

15. The students shouted slogans as they stepped forward: Politically determined, diligent in study, and down-to-earth in style. . . Instructor: I can’t remember just four sentences! Student: I suddenly forgot. . . Instructor: Temporary amnesia

Amnesia! Will you forget to eat tonight? ! Student: No. Instructor: It turns out to be selective amnesia!

16. Instructor: You! Come here! Yes, just you! Don't look at me with such innocent eyes, it's useless! Suddenly he sneezed twice, so he suddenly said to his class: Damn, who is scolding me

? ! (Pointing to that person again and saying) Is it you! The man was speechless. . .

17. A group of girls went to the toilet. The instructor saw it and shouted: Going to the toilet is a very serious matter. Get in a line for me! Come out of the toilet refreshed and with your head held high. . .