Idiom Joke Story

Idiom Joke Stories

1. There is a person who comes to you every day and plays beautiful music for you. He must have fallen in love with you, but you have an arrogant personality and ignore him. he. He probably played for you for a long time, attracting the birds in the sky and the chirping of insects on the ground. However, you are the only one who remains indifferent, looking indifferent, just grazing silently with your head down. ?"Playing the Flute to a Cow"

　2. You played the flute in front of the musician's house. The musician laughed sarcastically and said disdainfully: "Playing the flute in front of me, hum, you are really a master of your own trade!" ?You were very angry after hearing this: ?What? I will move the door to make a tiger right away!? So you forcefully removed the door of his house, grabbed a tiger from the mountain, and played with it in front of the musicians. ?"Everything in the Family"

　3. You are extremely poor, but for the sake of face, you shit a piece of shit in a box and bury it underground behind your house. You were still worried and worried that others would not find it, so you wrote on a piece of paper: There is no RMB 300,000 here! Stick it on the corner of the wall. In the middle of the night, your wife got up to take a pee, and found this note, and thought to herself: "You think I'm a fool, there must be three hundred thousand in it! I have to run away as soon as I get this money, and find another love interest in other places, hey hey hey hey you My wife smiled evilly and immediately ran, ran, ran, holding the box. I don’t know how far I ran, but the gastrodia was getting brighter, but it was still a little dark. Your wife wanted to see these red portraits of Mao Zedong with her own eyes, so she opened the box. However, it was not bright yet, so I couldn't see very clearly. I could only vaguely see the red things. Your wife just touched it with her hands, and she felt it? "There is no three hundred taels of silver here"

4. Chiseling the wall to steal the light

Me: During the Han Dynasty, there was a young man named Kuang Heng. , he is very studious. At night, because his family was poor and couldn't afford to light a candle, he quietly cut a small hole in the wall and borrowed the neighbor's candlelight to read. Nephew: Wait, why didn't he turn on the light?

Me: Because there is no electricity.

Nephew: It’s because of the shortage of electricity

Me: (panting) No, the Han Dynasty was two thousand years ago, and electricity had not been invented yet.

Nephew: Oh. (Pause) When did he dig the hole?

Me: (Stupid) Hmm? Late, late at night.

Nephew: At night? Can’t he see it at night? How did he do it? Me: (stuck for words, paused) Then, then, that’s daytime, right?

Nephew: There are still days during the day. Time to dig holes? Why don’t you use this time to read?

Me: (again at a loss for words) I can’t remember this, let’s change the story and tell it again.

5. Kong Rong gave up the pear

Me: During the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a four-year-old child named Kong Rong. When he was eating pears, he gave up the bigger ones to adults?

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Nephew: Wait, how many adults are they? Are they his parents?

Me: (Prepared) I don’t know, let’s just count it as one.

Nephew: How many small pears are left?

Me: (stuck for words, frowning) It seems like one?

Nephew: I understand, the big one The pears must have been ripened and not delicious. The small one must be a natural green food?

Me: (I can’t wait to slap him twice) Let’s talk about it another time.

6. Cao Chong calls the elephant

Me: During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a child named Cao Chong. A foreigner gave his father an elephant. The father wanted to know how much the elephant weighed, so he asked Cao Chong to weigh it?

Nephew: Uncle, stop, I know. Just kill the elephant, cut it into pieces, weigh them piece by piece, and then add them up. (Proud)

Me: (eyes widened) That is a gift, you cannot kill it.

Nephew: (Now it was his turn to be speechless) How did the elephant get here?

Me: (somewhat annoyed) Maybe it was a car.

Nephew: It must be overloaded. Just look at the driver's ticket and you will know how much it weighs!

Me: (voice trembling) Try another one.

7. Borrowing Arrows from Straw Boats

Me: During the Three Kingdoms period, Kong Ming received an order from Zhou Yu to make 100,000 arrows within three days?

Nephew: Uncle, wait. What is an arrow?

Me: (The question is finally reliable, I am very happy) It is a pointed one, an advanced weapon fired from a bow in ancient times?

Nephew: Oh ! (Thoughtfully) Is it more powerful than the guns in CS?"

Me: No. But there were no guns at that time, only arrows.

Nephew: Okay, then you Continue to talk

Me: One morning, taking advantage of the heavy fog, Kong Ming set out with more than ten boats with straw men on them. Nephew: Why is it foggy?

Me: Kong Ming predicted it.

Nephew: Is he a weather forecaster?

Me: No, he predicted it.

Nephew: Is he a blind man? Fortune teller. Sir?

Me: (Top-heavy) I, I, another, another, I still don’t believe I can’t finish the story.

8. Besieged on all sides

Me: At the end of the Qin Dynasty, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang were fighting for hegemony?

Nephew: What does fighting for hegemony mean?

Me: It means fighting and competing.

Nephew: Oh, it’s PK!

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