Super funny joke

The teacher drew an apple on the blackboard. He asked his classmates, "Students, what is this?"

The students said in unison, "Teacher, this is the ass!" "

The teacher began to cry at once, and the crying attracted the headmaster.

The headmaster asked the teacher, "Why are you crying?"

Before the teacher could answer, the headmaster saw the picture on the blackboard. He asked angrily, "Who drew a donkey on the blackboard?"

Yuan ordered a bowl of rice noodles in the rice noodle shop. The waiter asked, "Do you want shredded pork or pickled mustard tuber?"

Yuan: "I want sour beans ..."

The waiter reiterated: "Only shredded pork or pickled mustard tuber."

Yuan suddenly realized, "Oh, that's good ... then I'll have sour beans."

Once upon a time, a man named Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, his family cried and called his name: "Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang ... Shuang Shuang.