Funny jokes about Apple

1, apples are delicious, but don't be greedy, be careful to turn into powder.

2. Apple is not only a fruit, but also a belief.

3. Apple is not a vegetarian. It eats meat and has meat.

If you don't knock the ripe apple, it is not a good apple.

Apple is my favorite, but not the only one.

6. Apple is not red, but lonely red.

7. Apple is not a fruit, but an attitude.

8. Apple is not a simple red, but a high-end atmosphere.

9. Why is apple the "king of fruits"? Is it because you always feel high (proud)?

10, the apple smashed the genius Newton, so I began to shake the tree for you.