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Who can give me an English joke with a CET-4 Chinese translation? Thank you.
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Student: Up and down or cross?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Well, up and down is 3, and across the middle is 0!
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Student: "Vertical cutting or transverse cutting?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Student: "The vertical cut is 3, and the cross cut is 0!" " "
Teacher: You copied Fred's test paper, didn't you?
Student: How do you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know", but you filled in "I don't know"!
Teacher: "You copied Fred's paper in the exam, didn't you?"
Student: "How do you know?"
Teacher: "Fred's answer to a question is: I don't know, and your answer is: I don't know either!" " "
Student: My teacher is very angry with me because I don't know where the Rocky Mountains are.
Mother: well, remember where you put your things next time!
Student: "The teacher is angry with me today because I don't know where the Rocky Mountains are."
Mother: "well, next time you must remember where everything is."
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