Joke: "I love you" version _ Laughing till my stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease my girlfriend.

Q: "I love you!"

Answer: ""

Unreasonable version

Q: "I love you!"

B: "Ha ha ha ..."

Q: "I love you so much! ! "

B: "Go and hit the wall! Hahaha! ! "

Typing practice edition

Q: "I love you!"

C: "You have the wrong number."

Q: "That's right! I love you! Every word is a pearl. "

C: "Then I know. You, yes, change, state! Right? "

Deal with things edition

Q: "I love you!"

D: "nerve!"

Q: "It's true."

D: "nerve! ! "

Q: "I really love you."

D: "good, good! ! Then I love you too. I love you very much ... can you leave me alone? "

Ghost version

Q: "I love you!"

E: "who are you?"

Q: "I am a person who loves you very much!" " "

E: "Do I know you?"

Q: "It doesn't matter whether I know you or not. The important thing is that I love you! "

E: "Don't fool me. Who are you? "

"Gnome male-"asked. ...

E: "hey hey! ! Don't fool me! ! "

Meet the bad guys

Q: "I love you!"

F: "I want to kick your ass."

Inexplicable version

Q: "I love you!"

G: "I have eaten!"

Ask: "Huh?"

Arrogant edition

Q: "I love you!"

J: "Don't think it's creative, it just looks like the prologue of a boring man! Ha ha ... "

Manual version

Q: "I love you!"

K: "I know."

Q: "Why do you know?"

K: "Because you are the 89th person to say this to me!"

Human April Day Edition

Q: "I love you!"

L: "why?"

Q: "If I find a reason to love you, I will find a reason not to love you!" " "

L: "Your blindness confuses me. Don't you understand that it is impossible between us? "

Network ghost edition

Q: "I love you!"

Man: "No one had ever said that to me before I died."

Q: "Sorry to bother you ..."

Troubled version

Q: "I love you!"

N: "Do you want to earn some money part-time? Now there is a good opportunity. Are you interested in listening? "

Q: "Not interested."

N: "This is not a mouse club, nor is it a pyramid scheme, but it guarantees that you will earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a month!"

Ask: "Go to hell!"

N: "Believe me, opportunities are reserved for those who know how to cherish." Q: "That's enough!"