Super funny jokes and short sentences

If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out. What are some good sentences about funny sentences that can be extracted? Next, I arranged funny sentences for you. Welcome to read them!

Funny sentences

Someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society, and I replied: It's because I'm poor!

Although I am not good at math, I will still write my domineering "solution" on my homework.

since I know that eating food is better than being crazy about it, I think I'd better be a foodie.

when we break up, don't say "inappropriate" to me. I'm a Martian! Not suitable for people on earth?

Not all actors can act, but they must pretend to be grandchildren.

Youth passes quickly. No music, movies or lovers are preservatives.

when I am bored to death, only money can save my terrible mood.

I can cut you some slack if you do something wrong. You cheat me, and I can cut you some slack. You break my heart, I can still cut you some slack! But remember, I have a temper, not a horse!

In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone for the game.

when others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

don't pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

if I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own that year, I would have found the other half.

Funny sentence

God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

Ghosts are afraid of death, because when they die, they will become people.

The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

You like me, but you don't know me. If you know me, you have to love me to death.

You lie every day. Go to bed early tonight, and I won't love you tomorrow.

when I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

Don't advise a girl to wear more clothes no matter how cold it is. What you have to do is to wear more clothes yourself, and when she says it's cold, take off one for her silently.

at the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to be able to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope to be able to afford an affordable grave when I am old!

Young people should never lose heart because of a math subject. You are not the only one who can't do it.

I didn't return your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

puppy love is not terrible now. What is terrible is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.

if anyone asks how you got fat, you can say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the sadder you get.

Funny sentences

Were you thrown last time after you were born, but only caught once?

You should feel at ease and get fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

you are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

As a good friend, being uglier than me is the minimum respect for me.

has just been confessed. Let's congratulate him.

The neighbor is a changeable person, and he changed his wifi password again.

I heard that ugly people need to read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

Tanabata is coming, so it's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

it's not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

the face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary, and money is necessary.

if a person like me, who never listens well in class, suddenly looks up, it must be that you are asked questions to answer.

A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

I am a principled person. My principles are only three words, depending on my mood.

I'm obsessed with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret staying up too late yesterday.

Funny sentences

I feel that I have reached the peak of my life in a month. I am still single, and I dare not make a girlfriend because I am afraid that my girlfriend will try to get my money.

you have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.

when others are angry, they don't eat. When you are angry, you eat two bowls of rice.

I've been blind since I saw you a few more times in the crowd.

I want to go streaking in summer, but how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

whenever I see someone pretending to force me, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I'm good, but that I'm looking for bricks.

It's true that staying up late will lead to memory decline, because staying up late will lead to memory decline. In fact, the biggest harm is that memory will decline, and memory will decline.

don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

Playing with people who can play well is called playing. Playing with people who can't play well is like working overtime!

do you like to sit opposite your boyfriend or next to your boyfriend when you eat? I prefer them to sit around me.

there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

if poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

Nowadays, boys are all too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

the so-called true love is when you know that two people are so ugly and you are worried that the other person will be taken away.

rival in love fell into the water, so we had to pee.

Funny sentences

Before, I thought money could buy everything, but later I found that I didn't have enough money.

don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

My wife is a very reasonable person. She always asks my permission before hitting me. If I say no, she will beat me until I agree.

salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

people who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I finished taking a shower. People who don't like you seem to disappear into the bathroom after saying that I took a shower!

Girls should never go out alone at night. It's really dangerous. No one can help but walk into one of the barbecue midnight snacks all over the street, and they will grow several pounds.

My circle of friends is half loving and half sad, with a few strong Wechat business in the middle.

You can't walk on your knees on the road you choose. Why don't you stand up and take a taxi?

if you go, I won't see you off; Come, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.

A woman's prince may be another woman's frog.

at our age, we must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise, we will be recognized by students driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

missing it is a short-lived regret; A fault is a permanent regret.

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. If you think about them again after a while, you won't remember them.

growth means that when you were sad, you didn't want to eat rice and oil, but now you can go to the kitchen to serve yourself noodles while crying, and don't forget to add two poached eggs.