Old version of a cold joke.

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a cold joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Now, CJ has compiled a selection of old cold jokes for everyone. Let's laugh together.

A selection of old jokes:

1. One monk carries water and two monks carry water. Not only did the three monks have no water to eat, but they were also driven out of the yard for fighting.

2. A doctor, although ugly, has a good condition and will get married soon.

Soon, his wife became pregnant.

So he asked me whether it was better to have a son or a daughter.

Me: In your case, it's better to be a son.

He: Really, you still prefer boys to girls?

Me: No, having a son is smart, although ugly. If you have such an ugly daughter, it's no use being clever.

Male ... .

If you are an English major, you suddenly make friends with classmates you haven't seen for years, mostly because you have something to translate.

If you study design, you suddenly have friends with classmates you haven't seen for years, and most of them have logo for you to design.

If you can't do anything, suddenly there will be a classmate you haven't seen for years and your friend, and most of them will get married.

4. The best friend is the kindergarten teacher. A child's father's mobile phone was left in the child's schoolbag, and the class bell rang.

My best friend answered: Hello, I am. . .

The mother of the child over there interrupted and cursed: You stole my husband's mobile phone? No, my husband is with you?

My best friend was wronged and was about to explain again when the child let out a cry? Mom? .

The other end of the phone was crazy, and the mother cried and shouted: Please, I don't want a mobile phone, oh no! I don't want my husband either. Will you give my child back to me?

5. What's the latest progress of this project?

B: the big boss already knows. The plot has been set aside and is waiting for the approval of the district government. I also applied for special funds, which can be loaned once the project starts. Now it is being submitted for approval within the group, and the process is about to go.

What is the progress of the project now? A. Great progress B. Small breakthrough C. No progress D. I can't explain it clearly.

6. When lamenting that the world is unfair, it is best to reflect on why it is not you who take advantage.

Selected old jokes II:

1, at breakfast, my wife put two fried eggs in my son's bowl, and my son gave them to me, solemnly saying, Dad, eat more. It is not easy for a man to support his family. ?

I was moved to praise him, and my son went on to say:? It's up to you to let me work hard for my father in the future! ?

2. I play games in the Internet cafe. Seeing a child charging 500 yuan once, I asked him: Why rush so much money?

That child:? Otherwise, how can I become, marry white and reach the peak of my life! ?

3. A young hot mom took her 4-year-old daughter to see women's clothes and tried on a red jacket. Mom:? Is this beautiful?

Little girl:? It looks good if you let me wear it, but it doesn't look good if you don't let me wear it. . . ?

4. The four-year-old daughter keeps calling the teacher in kindergarten? Mom? Or? Mom, teacher? .

The teacher made fun of her that day and said that the teacher can't be your mother for nothing. There are conditions for being a mother. ?

She thought for a moment and said to the teacher. Mom sleeps with my dad every night, and so do you. ?

My three-year-old son loves Oreo cookies, especially watching Oreo advertisements. Every time I eat cookies, it's like on TV: twist them first, then lick them.

That day, I couldn't help crying and laughing when I saw my son licking Oreo that I just bought home. Baby, Oreos are delicious without licking. It's all for children on TV. ?

The son put the carefully licked biscuits back in the box and shook his head solemnly. Lick it first, and no one will rob me ?

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