What are Leslie Cheung’s classic funny lines?

Classic lines:

"The best way to avoid being rejected is to reject others first."

"Do you know there is a A bird has no legs? He can only fly up and down in the sky once in his life, and that's when he dies before 3pm on April 16, 1960. Minutes, you and I are together. Because of you, I will remember this minute. From now on, we will be friends for one minute. "

A Feizheng. Biography

When a person can no longer have it, the only thing he can do is to make himself not forget it.

——Evil in the East and Poison in the West

I like the following paragraph of "The East Comes the West" the most. Every time I hear these lines of dialogue, I can't stop laughing——

(Leslie Cheung and Wang Zuxian are practicing swordplay in the suburbs)

Leslie Cheung: Junior sister, be careful!

Wang Zuxian: Senior brother, it’s so tiring to practice this [Eyebrow Sword], so I’d better stop practicing!

Leslie Cheung: Every time I stab you, you have to frown, it really hurts your eyes. Why don't we practice [Qingyi Mian

Mian Dao] instead!

Wang Zuxian: [Love and Love Knife] Huh? I'm afraid you can't control it! Do you still remember? That night when we were practicing that [Gan Chai Lie Fire Palm] on the mountain, you were so annoying! If I hadn't struggled so hard, I'd have made a big mistake

!

Leslie Cheung: You have to understand clearly, I was the one who struggled so hard that night!

Wang Zuxian: Well, I don’t allow you to say it. Tell me, do you really like me?

Leslie Cheung: Of course, since I went up the mountain at the age of seven, I have never seen another woman except you. How could I not like you?

Wang Zuxian: Then if you meet another woman in the future...then do you still like me?

Leslie Cheung: I am not the kind of heartless person, of course I like you!

(Brigitte Lin came over on horseback)

Leslie Cheung: Oh...

Brigitte Lin: Excuse me, where is Jiugong Zhenren?

Wang Zuxian: Why are you looking at him so lewdly? You are not allowed to like him. He is already married and has made an appointment with me. Even if you don't care, he will not like you.

Brigitte Lin: Be bold! You have a hawk who doesn't care about the chicks. He said that I looked at him lustfully, but he looked at me lustfully!

Wang Zuxian: I don’t care whether you look at him lustfully or he looks lustfully at you, after all, he is my person,

He can only look at me lustfully! If you like it, just look at me!

Leslie Cheung: Oops! I've been watching you for decades and it doesn't hurt to take one less look! This girl, may I ask what you want to do with the real person

?

Wang Zuxian: I don’t allow you to ask, and I don’t allow her to answer!

Brigitte Lin: Hahaha! What a joke, I have to answer. I have something important to do with Master Jiugong. Where is he?

Wang Zuxian: Don’t say it!

(Leslie Cheung pointed to the right with his finger behind his back)

Brigitte Lin: Oh! Thank you, please!

Leslie Cheung: Please!

Wang Zuxian: Please, please!

Leslie Cheung: No, if someone "pleases" me, I will "please" her.

Wang Zuxian: Why does she want to invite you?

Leslie Cheung: How do I know why she wants to invite me?

Wang Zuxian: Does she like you? !

Leslie Cheung: Probably so.

Wang Zuxian: Do you like her?

Leslie Cheung: I don’t like her, little junior sister!

Wang Zuxian: I don’t believe it! (Running away with a cry)

Leslie Cheung: Hello! Where are you going? Wang Zuxian: I’m going to ruin her face! !