1 plus 1 joke

1, the wife asked her husband, "Under what circumstances 1+ 1 equals 3?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "In case of calculation error." I slapped him: "Nima! 1+ 1 You can still make mistakes! Are you a pig? ! "

2. The teacher asked Xiaoming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, so the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. Xiaoming went home and asked his mother, who was washing clothes. Her mother didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said, rub! Xiaoming asked his father who was reading Selected Works of Chairman Mao: Chairman Mao!

Xiao Ming asked his brother who was playing CS: Go Go Go! The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiaoming: Shit! Teacher: Who taught you that? Xiaoming: Chairman Mao, teacher: Go to the playground and run ten times! Xiao Ming: Go, go! ?

3, there is a mental derangement, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was walking in a small black alley, suddenly met a young man! Psycho pressed the young man to the ground without saying a word and pointed a gun at his head! Q: "What is 1+ 1?" The young man was frightened! Meditate for a long time and answer: "equal to two"! That psycho shot him without hesitation! Then he pulled the gun in his arms and said coldly, "You know too much!" " "

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me a question: How many drops is a drop of water plus a drop of water? I almost blurted it out and my head suddenly braked: a drop of water! The girl looked at me blankly and asked, how do you know? Suddenly I pinched a cold sweat and was almost beaten by this little rabbit.

5. The teacher asked Xiaoming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, so the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. Xiaoming went home and asked his mother that she was playing mahjong. Xiao Ming asks his mother 1+ 1 what is it? Her mother didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said, "Two cakes!" "Xiao Ming asked his father who was drinking beer: Cool! ?

Xiao Ming asked his grandfather who was watching TV: the beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! Xiao Ming asked his sister who was on the phone: I'll wait for you downstairs! The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said: two cakes! "The teacher gave Xiao Ming a slap. Xiaoming: Cool! Teacher: Do you know where this is? Xiaoming: The beautiful Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! Teacher: Get out! Xiaoming: I'll wait for you downstairs!