Please tell me a funny joke. The teacher will let me tell it on the podium tomorrow! Thank you, friends~

(2)

A man had a parrot that could only say "of course", so he decided to sell it.

"How much does your parrot cost?" the buyer asked.

“1,000 yuan.” The seller replied.

"Why is it so expensive?"

"My parrot is very smart!"

"Parrot, are you smart?" Buyer.

"Of course."

The buyer bought the parrot. When he found out that the parrot could only say "of course", he said angrily: "Only a fool would spend 1,000 yuan to buy a parrot like this."

"Of course!" the parrot replied.

(3)

Little x went to the bird market. I found a parrot priced at 3 yuan. So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Seller: My parrot is stupid! Damn I taught it for a long time. Until now, I could only say one sentence - "Who is it?" Xiao x thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

When he got home at night, he thought, "I don't believe in you and I can't teach you!", so Xiao X taught him to say other words all night long.

But in the morning, the parrot still only said "Who is it?", so Xiao X got angry, locked the door and went to work.

After a while, a man checking the water meter (little z for short) came.

Little Z, "Dong dong dong..." (knock on the door)

Parrot: Who is it? Xiaoz: Check the water meter.

Parrot: Who is it? Xiaoz: Check the water meter.

Parrot: Who is it? Xiaoz: Check the water meter.

At night, little x came back. I saw a man lying on the ground at the door of my house, foaming at the mouth.

Little x: Yo~! Who is this?

I heard someone in the house: checking the water meter.

(4)

One day I had a whim and wanted to buy a talking bird and raise it, so I went to a bird shop and saw a parrot as soon as I entered the door. Lying in the cage, motionless, one foot was still hanging on the cage. When he was curious and wanted to ask the boss, he saw a piece of paper posted outside the cage that said "I am not sick" and "My foot is not injured either." ", "Not dead", "I just like lying like this", so I thought this parrot was full of personality, so I bought it home....

The next week, every day I taught this parrot to speak... "Call daddy" and "call daddy" but it didn't respond.

It would only sleep every day, and it was still the same after two or three weeks. This made me angry, so I threw it into the chicken cage to vent my anger...

When I went to see it the next day, I saw the parrot grabbing a chicken and saying "Call daddy", "Call me daddy" "Dad"...

(5)

Little x especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird market and found a parrot selling for 30,000 yuan.

He was very curious, so he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive?

Buyer: My parrot is smart! Can say anything.

When Xiao x heard that it was so smart, he bought it without mercy. When he got home in the evening, he was very happy. Just play with the parrot.

Little x said: I can walk

Parrot learning: I can walk

Little x said: I can run

Parrot learning : I can run

Little Woolen cloth! ~~~~

(6)

A young man received a gift on his birthday, which was a talking parrot. However, I soon discovered that this parrot was full of swear words, very rude, and not polite at all. He was determined to change the parrot. I spoke polite words to it every day, taught it elegant vocabulary, and played soft music, but it was of no use at all. The parrot was still full of obscene words.

He shouted angrily at the parrot, and the parrot shouted louder at him.

Once, he was so angry that he threw the parrot into the refrigerator. A few seconds later, he heard parrots flapping inside, shouting, and cursing. Suddenly, it was quiet, not a sound at all. Half a minute passed, still no sound. He was worried that the parrot would be frozen, so he immediately opened the refrigerator.

The parrot walked out calmly, stood on his arm obediently, and said in a very sincere tone: "I'm sorry that I made you angry. I did something wrong before, and I decided to change my ways." , please forgive me.”

The young man was surprised by the transformation of the parrot. Before he could say anything, the parrot continued: “Can I ask what the chicken inside did wrong? ?”

(7)

A woman had a parrot at home. One day she came out from the bath. Suddenly! the bath towel around her fell off, and it happened to be caught by the parrot. The parrot saw it, and it opened its mouth and said: I see it, I see it. When the woman heard this, she got angry and pulled out all the feathers on the parrot!

One day, a man came to the woman’s house. The man was bald. He saw the parrot. He came over to tease it, and the parrot smiled at him and said: You saw it too

(8)

There was a parrot in the store. Whenever a customer came to patronize it, the parrot would The parrot must call: "Welcome". A young girl didn't believe it and went into the store six times. As a result, the parrot said "Welcome" every time. The girl still didn't give up, so she entered the store for the seventh time. The parrot turned to the shopkeeper and shouted: "Boss, someone is playing with your bird!!!"