The funniest words from the Happy Twist Team (selected 72 sentences)

1. B: Ability.

2. Crazy Stone

3. Man: Why?

4. Man: I don’t!

5. Teacher: Personification?

6. Are you hungry?

7. Buddha said: Waste.

8. Are you greedy for snakes?

9. Female: Really not.

10. Are you hungry if you don’t brag?

11. Causeway Bay on the desk

12. The rich eventually get married.

13. Female: Why not take it?

14. Emperor Shihuang: Where is the invoice?

15. The imperial edict is the remaining paper!

16. I hold your eyes.

17. A: Capability Co., Ltd.

18. A: What is the name of the company?

19. Classmate: Shit is like Xiao Zhang.

20. The spirit of the ninja is endurance.

21. If you want to eat mahua, I will screw you now.

22. Female: Did you just take advantage of me?

23. Dad: *** It’s not a thermos!

24. Man: Yo! The chick smells very strong.

25. Classmate: Xiao Zhang is like a piece of shit.

26. Female: Maybe it’s because of your confidence!

27. Female: I don’t sell my body, I only sell my cuteness.

28. The First Emperor: What about the rebellious ministers and traitors?

29. Hostage: I know when you will shoot!

30. Only my IQ can integrate with society.

31. If the mouse does not respond to the cat, do you think I am critically ill?

32. Police: Don’t be afraid, you will bow your head as soon as I shoot.

33. Man: Why do you love me? Is it because I'm handsome?

34. Police: Let go of the hostages, I’m aiming for your head.

35. If you go to eat chicken feathers alone, your classmates will pretend to be chicken feathers.

36. The soul is not lost, the west wind blows behind the curtain, and people are thinner than croakers.

37. Finally, I was admitted to Lanxiang Technical School with my college entrance examination results.

38. A: The boss died and left last night, with tears streaming down his face!

39. B: I think you may be a little optimistic about your situation.

40. Minister: According to your opinion, all office supplies are available.

41. Hostage: Are you a Philippine police officer? You aim for my head.

42. A: The wound is getting worse every day, and I have almost become a fool!

43. B: Celebrate the death of the old man over there, 40% off the price, come quickly!

44. Poke again, be careful that my muscles are congested, exposing yours Face.

45. I had a difficult birth, so my father died as soon as I landed.

46. Is there more water in your brain recently? I have to squeeze you out.

47. Pu Zhenghuan, did your name come from your mother?

48. I want to know what’s so delicious about pizza, but there aren’t even leeks in it!

49. Come if you are asked. Are you a pig? If you are asked to beat me, you will beat me. Are you a wild boar?

50. Beggar: Then give me 20 cups of pearl milk tea. No milk tea, just pearls.

51. It is said that men are stronger than women, and women are crueler than men, but I am fierce and cruel.

52. You sit at the head of the class and I sit at the end of the class. I miss you every day and really want to kiss you on the mouth.

53. Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes. Whoever touches my clothes will have my hands and feet chopped off.

54. A: You don’t know their country’s rescue law yet! If you don't answer after calling me three times, you will die!

55. Mom is also sad for you. You see, your mother gives you such a look, you look like a joke.

56. If you are arrested, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be regarded as your last words.

57. Have you seen "Happy Twist"? Is there anything humorous in it that makes you laugh?

58. If you are arrested, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be your last words.

59. Minister: Please rest assured, I have already asked the editors-in-chief of major publishing houses across the country to have pedicures.

60. Waiter: Sorry, we charge 18 yuan for all-you-can-drinks. If you want to eat staple food, you will be charged extra.

61. You may not understand what I say. If it weren't for my 100% praise, you would have been useless!

62. The First Emperor: In order to express the poor people’s painstaking care of the world, what happened to the textbooks of major publishing houses?

63. Son: Dad, you two don’t carry people on your back anymore, right? Mom passed away just over 20 years ago, and her bones are not yet cold!

64. Since ancient times, heroes have been sad. , but you have to believe that you are not a hero at all and you can survive!

65. Minister: Report to the First Emperor, yesterday it was reported that San Cao and 50,000 men had been arrested, and only Yao Ji, Bai Lian, and Hong Zhong escaped.

66. If you really have any difficulties, tell us, even if we can't help you, can't you be happy?

67. Sister Lili, don’t move. This makeup is so beautiful today. It covers all the bags under the eyes, spots, wrinkles, etc.

68. Teacher: Why are you punished to stand next to you again? Keep your chest up and your belly in. Take him as an example and tell me what a metaphor is.

69. In this letter, I invited 100 companies to identify the letter, and finally concluded that - this letter was printed!

70. The big house to ***, the car to ***, the five insurances and one housing fund to ***, the morning and evening rush hour to ***, the No. 1 line to *** Go to line 4... 71. Principal: Lili, you have just come to this school, and you don’t know much about many things... If you encounter any difficulties, you can come to me. I have arranged your dormitory, which is next to my office.

72. B: You can’t give up. What we have to do now is not to wait for rescue, but to save ourselves. You see, there are so many inspirational stories, such as Robinson Crusoe, Life on a Deserted Island, The Old Man and the Sea, The Tadpole Looking for its Mother...