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Morning greetings are short and humorous.

Morning greetings are short and humorous.

1. Every morning, my blessing will accompany you to wake up slowly, realize slowly and succeed slowly. I wish you a good mood every day!

2, life can not always be satisfactory, but continue to walk towards the sun, the shadow will hide behind. Dazzling, but in the right direction. Good morning!

3. There are no regrets in life. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience. Good morning!

4. Many things are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch them. Good morning!

Good morning: I open my eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

6, true and false, false and true, to distinguish, but also rely on rational thinking. Good morning!

7. Life never mistreats everyone who works hard, and future luck is the accumulation of past efforts. Good morning!

8. In the morning, the sun is shining, and I suddenly want to tell you that I feel very happy because of you. Good morning!

9. If you are full of knowledge, you will learn to walk in a simple way. If you are in the heart of the lotus, you will be happy and you will blossom all the year round. Good morning!

10, bathing in the beautiful and soft sunrise, start a new day. Give the soul a little sunshine, and the soul will be brilliant. Good morning!

1 1, I only wish that you are no longer fragile, that you can be strong and impeccable, that there will always be light in your eyes, and that you can live what you want. Good morning!

12. The best thing in the world is to wake up every morning, which is a brand-new day. It's completely free and will never be out of stock. Good morning.

13, quietly open the door to happiness, welcome you in, sweet love, full work, a beautiful day starts from this moment! Good morning, friend!

14, feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself. Good morning friends!

15, wronged, it doesn't matter! I'm used to it! Thank you for your criticism! Thank you for your ridicule! Please! Because of you, I have grown up! Good morning!

16, with the coolness of last night, write your blessing in the summer morning. May your life be happy and peaceful, and may your future days be happy and auspicious. Good morning!

17, life is a book, the cover is given by parents, the content is written by yourself, the thickness is determined by yourself, and the wonderful degree can be created by yourself. Good morning!

18, in the most struggling years, you should love someone who can bring you motivation, not someone who can make you exhausted. Good morning!

19, while the sun is just right, do what you want to do, while you are young, pursue your dreams! Good morning, friend!

20. I am the king of my world, guarding the lonely place of depression alone and guarding eternity with a desolate heart. Good morning!

Chapter two morning greetings are short and humorous.

1, my heart, together with the morning sunshine, brings happiness to your heart. Let you and I blow up the happiness of the day with the breeze. Good morning!

2, a beautiful morning, release pressure, cool autumn wind, blow away joy, gentle sunshine, light up warmth, relax, send happiness, good morning!

Good morning, with fresh greetings and warm wishes. Good morning, a good start. I wish you energetic, energetic, happy and all the best today!

4. Wash away the fatigue of the night, brush away the fatigue of yesterday, be full of energy in the morning, let go of your mood in the sun, be brave and fearless in the face of the unknown; Let the happy heart follow, relaxed and bright. good morning

5, look at your eyes, stained with gum, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

6. When you find that what you have now is far better than what you have lost, you will know that all the struggle is worth it! A new day, good morning everyone!

7. Are you excited when your cell phone rings? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something good? Are you ready? I told you! Good morning! That's it!

8, send you a cup of morning tea, tea is full of affection, intended to help me promote, gather popularity, piss you off, two dollars and five cups, save money. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

9. Life is stressful everywhere, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!

10, the clear morning breeze rang the happy bell, my heart played cheerful music, said "good morning" and said hello to you!

1 1, I'm afraid of the long way. Step by step, further joy. Happiness, on the road. Good morning! Dear people!

12, the fresh air in the morning makes everything go smoothly; It's sunny in the morning, and I wish you double your salary; There is a breeze in the afternoon. May you be young and not old.

13, a greeting in the morning brings you a new mood, a blessing brings you a new starting point and a greeting brings you new wishes. May happiness always emerge in your heart! Good morning!

14, good morning! Looking at the red sun on the horizon, I hope your day will be like the rising red sun!

15, only after going through some roads do you know how hard it is; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

16, open your eyes and walk slowly; Get up quickly and stretch; Smile, a beautiful day has begun again. Good morning, I wish you a good mood, smooth work and sweet life today!

17, in the morning, the cool air is as fresh as milk, and the rising sun is as hopeful as a dream. Dawn is not only sunshine, but also your good mood. Oh, good morning!

Good morning, dear! Since I had you, I seem to have seen the light in the long darkness, got a clear spring in the boundless desert and found a flower in the rock.

19, sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good morning, may my greetings moisten you like a cold morning!

20, a gentle good morning kiss, I hope your day is like the rising red sun! Good morning! I hope your mood is like white clouds! Good morning! Open your eyes and give you a gentle kiss of blessing.

Chapter III Morning greetings are short and humorous.

1. When we encounter something we don't like but can't change, all we can do is to be patient until you are strong enough to change; People sometimes don't think too much. If you have the courage to cross the rubicon, you will get unexpected gains. Good morning!

As long as you are willing to work hard, the world will surprise you! Good morning!

3. Every present that you are bored with is a future that you can't go back once you want to! Good morning!

Dear, ignore the wind, keep flying, and don't let reality stand in your way to realize your dream. Hello! Good morning!

5. Unfortunately, it is a step of genius; The baptism water of believers; The priceless treasure of capable people; A bottomless pit for the weak. Good morning!

6. There is never a fixed route in life. It's not your age that determines how far you can go, but how hard you work. Good morning!

7. If you have a dream, please stick to it, because time will tell you that you are right. Keep working hard and your dream will come true! Good morning!

8. People who run their teeth are often vulnerable. Because a truly powerful person is confident, self-confidence will be gentle and gentleness will be firm. Good morning!

9. It is better to love yourself than to wait for others to love you! I hope you don't have to please anyone in the future and go to the United States bravely! Good morning!

10, life tells me that fantasy is just fantasy after all. If you want your dream to come true, you must first wake up and do what you like bravely. Good morning!

1 1. There is no natural luck in this world, but the accumulation of previous efforts. When you work hard to a certain extent, luck will meet unexpectedly. Good morning!

12, all glory and greatness are bound to be accompanied by setbacks and falls; Behind all the scenery, there must be a string of footprints mixed with tears and sweat. Good morning!

13, the worst is experience and growth. Don't panic. Everything that should come is on the way. The past will not turn back, and the future will not. May you be what live high wants. Good morning!

14. Don't be melodramatic when making money, and don't be slow when spending money. Life really won't be gentle with you because you cry, but you can live through hard work. Good morning!

15, some scenery, if you don't stand high, you will never feel its charm; Some roads, if you don't start, you never know how beautiful they are. Good morning!