Talk about the cute and funny version of self-entertainment personality

Talk about the cute and funny version of self-entertainment personality

Talk about the cute and funny version of self-entertainment personality

1, the famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.

2, the number of shameless more, that is called excellent psychological quality.

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

The function of alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.

6. In today's society, it is more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than paper!

7, quarreling on QQ, not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing.

8. ahhh! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all cancer!

9. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

10, people who want to read this sentence are as handsome and lovely as kimi.

1 1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

12, it's not terrible to drop the net, what's terrible is to drop it one by one.

13, long hair and waist is just a bucket waist.

14, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't go into the water.

15, go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!

16, if people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone attacks me, I will drive that person crazy.

17, the younger siblings are shorter, more frustrated and more awkward.

18, when I was a child, I had no money at home, and I kept flying kites with a rope tied to a plastic bag.

19, I hope one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

20. When doing chemistry experiments in class, our teacher said, "Did the students in the front row buy insurance?"

2 1, why didn't the bad guys attack Xiao Moxian after she had been transformed for so long?

22. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.

23. It is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

24. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to plant.

When you hold the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

26. It is said that handing in a blank piece of paper can get three points, which is called clean paper.

27. The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but after the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

28, two schoolmasters, two schoolmasters, college entrance examination, college entrance examination! One didn't write his name and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. What an honor! What an honor!

29. "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

30. There are three possibilities for girls to suffer from insomnia: 1. Miss their boyfriends; 2. I miss the boy I secretly love; Eat too much

3 1. When the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, "Teacher, look at the answer and I'll see if it's right."

If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

33. I like snacks best, but if someone trades snacks for EXO, I will not hesitate to say, no, this is my life.

34. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

35. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

36. "Your lips are cracked." "I forgot to put on lip balm." "I put it in my mouth. Can I share it with you? "

37. The most tragic thing in the world is to buy delicious food and meet the foodies at the same table.

38. As soon as I left Wifi, I felt that my mobile phone was scrapped.

39. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demassia!

40. I don't envy the little grape pro EXO. I am not blind. How can I not envy! Ah, sincere envy and jealousy!