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New traffic rules joke

Xiaoming appeared again. ...

Teacher: "Multi-digit subtraction, when the low digits are not reduced enough, borrow from the high digits."

Xiao Ming: "What if you don't borrow high numbers?"

Teacher: "Get out!

The teacher told the Bible that the great flood drowned all living things on the earth.

Xiao Ming asked the teacher: Are you sure?

The teacher said: OK.

Xiaoming: How about fish?

Teacher: Get out!

The teacher suddenly said, "Well, if anyone can answer my next question, they can go straight home after class."

Xiaoming immediately threw his schoolbag out of the window.

"Who threw it?"

"I threw it away! Then I went home ... "

Teacher: ...

The teacher wrote a pair of couplets "The country and the people are strong, the family and the country are strong, and the country and the people are strong".

The monitor told the next couplet that "the sky is magnificent, the land is magnificent, and the world is magnificent".

Xiaoming's bottom line is "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you".

Teacher: "You go out!"

The teacher said, "The pig is a very useful animal. Its meat can be eaten, its skin can be made into leather, and its hair can be made into brushes. Now who can say that it has other uses? "

"Teacher," Xiao Ming replied, "its name can call names."

Teacher: "You go out!"

Teacher: "Please imagine, if you are in a world afraid of dragons and one is about to eat you, what should you do?"

Xiao Ming: "This is not simple! Stop imagining immediately. "

Teacher: "You go out!"

In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were.

The teacher was curious and asked him what he said.

Xiaoming: This grass is poisonous. .....

Teacher: Get out!

Xiaoming went to buy a sacrifice,

I saw an Apple mobile phone wrapped in paper.

Just ask: Aha! iPhone5? Can ancestors use it?

The shopkeeper gave him a white look and said, "Would you care if Jobs taught himself?"

Xiao Ming bought one and was about to turn around and leave.

Boss reminds: buy a mobile phone case, it's quite wet below.

Xiao Ming said yes,

The boss went on to say: buy another Bluetooth headset. Recently, new traffic regulations have been issued below, and driving and making phone calls are very strict.

Xiaoming bought another earphone.

The boss continued to kindly remind: the most important thing is to buy a charger. Don't forget to burn the charger. It's not good to ask your ancestors for it later. It's still a small matter, please send it! Xiaoming bought another charger. At this time, Xiao Ming's boss asked for a business card. The boss asked him why he wanted a business card. He said I burned it for my ancestors. In case of quality problems, I will let my ancestors come to you!