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Red Hydrangea’s record against Saints
Wow! The embroidered ball dodged and fell into the formation, hitting Zhou Qing directly at the door. It was as fast as a meteor. How could it be avoided?
Zhou Qing reluctantly moved his body, and the embroidered ball hit his right shoulder, which only made Zhou Qing sink, but actually hurt him. Zhou Qing frowned, turned over and got out of the car, and heard a bang. The car shaft was hit by a hydrangea ball and broke. Fall to the ground.
Nuwa Empress saw clearly that she threw down the hydrangea, injured Zhou Qing, and broke the shaft of the opponent's chariot. She couldn't help but let out a large part of her anger, and thought in her heart: "But the leader of Tiandao is also If you know the right time, you may not destroy the religion in the future.
The empress no longer chased her, and with a move of her hand, the embroidered ball rose into the sky and flew back to the Nuwa Palace thirty-three days away. The pink light disappeared.
Zhou Qing turned over and got into the car. His shoulders were still hurting, but he also knew that the hydrangea of ??Empress Nuwa was an innate treasure left on the treasure rock, and it was extremely powerful. No matter how powerful you are, you can't escape, and you will die if you get hit. You can't even keep your physical body and spirit. If you fly out of the Chaos Bell, you won't be immune to the injury. He has taken charge of the People's Religion, but he must show his majesty as the leader of the People's Religion. Look at the time when Lao Tzu transformed Hu into a Buddha, established the Hinayana Buddhism, built a small one on top of a big one, and took over the Central Saha, blatantly dividing the fate of the West, even though he was domineering. But it is majestic. ”
Xuan Ming was filled with joy and quickly urged: “In that case, sister, hurry up and take action to avoid the murder.” "
Nuwa Empress smiled and said: "Why are you in such a hurry! "After that, she still took the embroidered ball, held it with both hands, and floated it in the center. The empress then turned around a few times, recited the mantra, and stepped on the luck gang. Seeing the empress's actions, Xuan Ming knew that it was not a trivial matter, and quickly stepped aside.
The empress took a jade needle, pricked her middle finger, and Emperor Wa's blood oozed out, and drew dense runes on the hydrangea. Then she recited a mantra, pressed it hard with her hands, and the hydrangea flew away with a whir. Gone.
I was fighting fiercely with Zhou Qing and Master Tongtian when I suddenly saw another red light. I knew it was Nuwa who smashed the hydrangea again. This red light was a hundred times more intense. I couldn't help being secretly shocked, and jumped out of the circle. The embroidered ball came up like a maggot attached to the bone, and hit me on the head.
I quickly collected the Tai Chi diagram to wrap the embroidered ball, but Zhou Qing was caught. The Chaos Bell was thrown at him, and the Four Swordsmen of the Tongtian Cult were also fighting with all their strength. Yuanshi was fighting with the two Western Cult Leaders when he suddenly saw the Hydrangea flying in. He quickly got up and used the Pangu Flag to fight. The Taoist Zhunti and Amitabha saw that it was advantageous. The magic weapon came at him with all his strength. After all, Yuan Shi could not defeat the three saints alone. After several rounds of killing, he struggled to parry, but was hit in the face by a hydrangea. His eyes were red and his body fell backwards.
"When have you ever suffered such a loss? Yuan Shi turned over quickly, and was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped, and he was furious: "You bitch, you are careless, and you are deceived by others to embarrass me, how can you give up!" "
Yuanshi fought hard and got another embroidered ball, shook it violently with the Pangu flag, and got another hit from the receiving banner before he could get away. He was so angry that he actually came towards Nuwa Palace. The words As soon as it fell, Yuan Shi had already rushed in and blocked the way of Nuwa. Yuan Shi was furious, his beard was flying, and the Nine Dragons Agarwood Chariot had been beaten to pieces, and now he was shouting loudly, taking Pangu. The flag pointed at the empress’ face: “Nuwa! I am Pangu, and I am all Hongjun's subordinates. If you help outsiders attack me, what else can you say? You can't escape today, let's see who comes to help you. "
The empress saw that Yuan Shi really came to the door, questioned her face to face, and was about to take action if she disagreed with him. She thought to herself: "Today's matter is already out of control. As the leader of human religion, if I lose my dignity, I will be laughed at. "
At that moment, he said angrily: "Yuanshi, I still respect you as my brother, but you bully me. This is a dispute between two religions. Now I am the leader of the Human Religion, and you are the Chan Sect. You are just trying to show off your strength, trying to influence the Wahuang family and evade my position as the leader of the Human Religion. It is not as smooth and natural as the way of heaven. How can I tolerate you? Besides, the leader of Tiandao is also Pangu, so how can he help outsiders? There is plenty of help when you are in good ways, but there is little help when you are in bad ways. Now you are under siege. It's just the use of force. Now I will advise you with words, don't argue anymore. If you go to Zixiao Palace to repent, you can still teach in the future. "
"Okay! " Yuanshi said hello three times in a row, and laughed angrily: "I thought you were a prostitute, so I made a mistake with you and corrected myself. I don't care about you, but you say such language, how can I eliminate it? Even if I can tolerate you, the Pangu flag in my hand cannot tolerate you. But if I don’t say unfounded words to you, you will not be able to escape the disaster today.
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After that, he took the Pangu flag and waved it. Xuanming and the empress hurriedly came forward to argue. The empress collected the hydrangea and attacked Yuanshi like a meteor bombardment. After fighting for several rounds, Yuanshi took the hydrangea with a banner. Shake it down and offer the three precious jade Ruyi to beat the queen.
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