Domineering qq funny soul chicken soup daquan Your appearance has affected my healthy growth.

The left brain is flour, and the right brain is water. When you think about the problem, your head is burnt.

When you fall down with only one drop of blood, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life in the same place.

A woman who is not good to me, curse you for being squeezed dry by Hu.

After the breakup, you thought I sacrificed me and you died. It's over.

Do not touch it! I can't even find my own breasts.

I don't have a heart attack, but I do. "Doctor, can this be cured?"

If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.

All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

Teacher, after you put on the cassock of the old man, you are an old man.

Tinkling cats always live in the dark because they can't see their fingers.

This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

Sorry, I only smell sweat, not feminine.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

Love doesn't have that many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

I play computer too much. I want to watch TV quickly.

This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night and couldn't wake up during the day.

Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 1 billion, which is still a memory.

Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

Men, like the food in the canteen, are terrible, but they leave too late!

Don't tell me you are noble, you are just too lazy to do anything.

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people backward.

Sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, and it doesn't mean you don't trust.

Compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

Drink some water. Nongfu Spring has grown. Have some meat. Bajie is more expensive than Tang Priest.

I finally found myself with a habit, if depravity is a habit.

I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.

This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

The quickest and easiest way to ruin a relationship is to listen to rumors.

I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

Sometimes, your feelings deceive you.

I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

I was ill several times and finally lived an invulnerable life.

Don't be cold to me. You think you are Youku.

Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

Gobble, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.

I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.

I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

Your love for me, like the memory of a goldfish, is fleeting.

Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

That woman looks good at first glance, so it's better to take a closer look.

Why can't I read your mind for so long? Because. . . I am nearsighted.

Excuse me, miss, can you take your breasts off my hand?

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you don't do your homework, you are a hero. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Don't make fun of me to please others.

The gray sky is not a sign of rain, but a sunny and quiet.

The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung has special nutrition.

I am looking forward to classes and school holidays, and my goal has always been unremitting.

It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight.

My memory lives on the other side of the tape, but my rings die on the other side?

It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

Look at you, you look like you're joking!

I am going to get my hair cut. I shook my bangs and twisted my neck.

I want to base my happiness on the suffering of others.

A simple life is a gorgeous adventure.

Body is a symbol of vitality, vanity is a sign of youth.

At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power.

The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

The original pure friendship is worthless when it is defiled by those dogs with long tongues.

I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.

In fact, I don't know if this feeling for you is still love.

You never know how comfortable it is to be held by a man who is 1.8 meters tall.

The alarm clock only woke my body, but it couldn't wake my sleeping heart.

Even if we are unhappy, we should laugh mercilessly to hide our sadness.

Class time is like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six classes. ..

There are so many spectators who can help you out, but few can.

I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't really care about you.

Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.

I thought the land would grow if the days were so long. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

Love me weakly, but please love me long.

When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

The pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

Love me less, but love me longer.

Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

You don't know how to miss you, miss you, love you, and feel suffocated.

When she confessed to the people in your class, she didn't agree because she didn't dare to face you after breaking up.

You don't know how to miss you, miss you, love you, and feel suffocated.

I still remember that kiss with you in the little black alley.