Who has cold jokes, the more the better.

1. A person has a prosthetic leg. Once he went to a ballroom to dance, and found that the prosthetic hand actually slipped down his partner's waist.

The partner pushed him away and said, "Don't mess around!"

He quickly explained, "Sorry, I'm a prosthetic, and I often don't listen."

The partner couldn't help laughing: "I've heard many excuses, but this is the best."

At the airport that year, many fathers sent their sons to study in England. Those fathers, full of excitement, said, "Don't come back if you don't mix well!" " "

Only one father said solemnly to his son, "Don't come back if I can't mix well."

In court, the judge asked the plaintiff, "Can you recognize the person who stole your car?"

Plaintiff: "This is very difficult. After listening to the defense speech of the defendant's lawyer, I am not sure if I have a car now. "

4. Projector: "Director, it is a problem for actors to pronounce wrong words, which always causes the audience to burst into laughter."

Director: "Well, I was worried that I wouldn't hear laughter."

Projector: "... the audience thinks that as an actor, you should not pronounce it wrong. "

Director: "Tell the audience comrades that as far as art is concerned, we are still far from being close to life, and we will continue to work hard."