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What are the classic funny lines in Country Love?
The dialogue between Zhao Si and Liu Neng made the audience laugh. Zhao Si: You should remember that I taught you a trick. When you go home, you can leave it in brine for half a year, which will commemorate ten years and twenty years. Liu Neng: Yes, I'll dry it and make it into a specimen, so I won't eat it, and I'll eat it while watching. Zhao Si: The day before yesterday, you'd better just order some food. If you don't fix it, it's easy to get confused.
Tianlai: Are you thirsty?
Yannan: Not thirsty
Tianlai: Designated thirsty
Yannan: Really not thirsty
Tianlai: Look what I brought you, lemonade. The honey I specially added tastes sweet and sour. I'm still carrying my temperature.
Yannan: I'm really not thirsty.
Come on, I'll put it here. Oh, it's your business to drink or not. It's my business to send it or not.
Liu Neng taught Liu Ying:
Just cry, just make trouble.
stay up all night.
take a bottle of sleeping pills.
hang yourself with a small rope.
Changgui and Bigfoot are talking at the gate of the supermarket, and Guang Kun's cart passes by
Guang Kun: Why do I meet you two talking here every time I pass by?
Changgui: Why do I knock you over every time I talk here?
Guang Kun: Why don't you two talk first and I'll pass by.
Changgui: You'd better pass by first, and I'll talk about it.
Bigfoot: Don't dawdle there, (pointing to Changgui) you go on, (pointing to Guang Kun) you go on.
these funny lines are like jokes. Let everyone remember it firmly.
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