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For example, after the two sides introduce themselves, what to talk about next, ask experts for advice.

For example, after the two sides introduce themselves, what to talk about next, ask experts for advice. It depends on what you are doing. Go for a walk. Eat, eat. Say whatever you want. If you don't know what to say, leave a phone number on WeChat or something, which will make you more courageous. I feel it. Next time we meet, we won't be afraid, so we can talk about something.

Big brother and big sister, that woman was brought by her grandfather. For example, when we were eating, we talked about what we should talk about. If you are about the same age, you can talk about some fashionable topics, but in fact, you can do without talking.

Brothers and sisters. Introduce an HTC mobile phone! Htc G 17 is good! Naked eye 3D camera. Very good!

Excuse me, big brothers and big sisters, what should we pay attention to when making picture books? I don't know what software you used to make it. I use CorelDRAW for my album. It is important to convert all the pictures back to CMYK format, and at the same time, all the words should be bent.

Big brothers and sisters! Introduce some good operas. Catch scarabs, kill wives in Wuhan, and the three saints die in heaven.

I always perform good plays-

Big brothers and sisters, book shortage, introduce several good ordinary worlds, wolf road,

Introduce Easter Island! Big brother and big sister also translated Easter Island. Spanish is Isla de Pascua, also known as Rapa Nui.

Chile is an island in the eastern Pacific Ocean and the easternmost island in Polynesia. It is famous for its huge stone statues. Isolated in the sea, the island is 65,438+0,900 kilometers (65,438+0,200 miles) from Pitcairn Island in the west and 3,540 kilometers (2,200 miles) from the west coast of Chile in the east. The island is 23 kilometers (14 miles) long and1kilometer (7 miles) wide, in a triangle shape with an area of 163 square kilometers (63 square miles). Its highest point, Mount Trevaka, is 600 meters (65,438+0,969 feet) above sea level.

The earliest inhabitants of the island called it Rapa Nui (meaning "big Labo") or Tepito Tehennua (meaning "the navel of the world"). The first Europeans to land on the island were Dutch. They named the island Paaseiland (meaning "Easter Island") to commemorate the day they arrived. Residents on the island are mixed, mainly Polynesian Asians; Almost all live in the walled village of Galoya on the west coast. Population 3,304 (2002).

Geographical location: located in the southeast Pacific Ocean, 27 07' 41.51"W109 22'12.08".

Island type: volcanic island

Country: Chile

Area: 1 17 km2

Population: 37,965,438+0 (2002 statistics)

Race: Polynesian race

Language: Rapanui

Religion: Christianity

Time zone: West Sixth District

Capital: Garroa, Hangzhou

1. The mystery of the Easter Island Stone Statue

Easter Island is famous for its stone statues. There are more than 1000 giant stone statues and the remains of Dashicheng on the island. 19 14 and 1934 were investigated, and 1955 was engaged in excavation work. The results show that there are three cultural periods on the island. Early huge stone walls can be used to observe the sunrise direction of a year. Small and medium-sized stone statues are made of dark basalt, tuff and volcanic slag, and the isotopic carbon determination time is about 1680 BC. The middle stage is characterized by long ears and legless busts on the stone platform. The stone statue is 3-6 meters high. The tallest statue is 9.8 meters long and weighs about 82 tons. A stone statue more than 6 meters high.

There are nearly a thousand huge stone statues on Easter Island. They lie on the barren hillside or seaside in Shan Ye. Among them, dozens of statues stand alone or in groups on artificial platforms by the sea, facing the sea and looking up from afar. These legless busts are lifelike, with high nose, deep eye sockets, long ears, upturned mouth and hands on the stomach. Stone statues are generally 5- 10 meters high and weigh dozens of tons. The tallest statue is 22 meters high and weighs more than 300 tons. Some stone statues have red stone caps on their heads, weighing 10 tons. These stone statues, which are called "Moai" by the locals, are carved from dark basalt and tuff, and some of them are inlaid with shells to make their eyes shine.

What is puzzling is who carved these stone statues on the island? What does it symbolize? How did people transport them from the quarry to the seaside dozens of kilometers away? Some people say that this is the masterpiece of aliens.

2. Legend of statue making

There is a saying that these stone statues were carved by islanders. They are gods worshipped by islanders or dead chiefs and ancestors deified by islanders. Many people agree with this statement. However, some experts believe that the high nose and thin lips of stone statues are typical features of white people, while the residents of the island are Polynesians, and their appearance does not have this feature. Long ears, you don't look like anyone. Sculpture is an art, which always contains the characteristics of that nation, but the shapes of these stone statues do not have the characteristics of Polynesians. Then, they wouldn't be the ancestors of Polynesians, the residents of the island now, and they couldn't have made these statues. In addition, people are also carefully analyzing from another angle. It is difficult for people on the island to complete such a large-scale carving project with primitive stone tools at that time. It is estimated that before 2000, the food on this island can only feed 2000 people at most. In the Stone Age, when productivity was very low, they had to look for food diligently every day in order to barely support themselves. Where do they have time to make these sculptures? Moreover, this kind of stone statue is very artistic, and experts are amazed at these "wonderful workmanship". Even modern people, not everyone can do it. Who can believe that Polynesians in the Stone Age were all artists who were good at carving?

There is also a saying that the stone statues were not carved by islanders, but made by aliens who are more civilized than the earth. For some purpose and requirement, they chose this isolated island in the Pacific Ocean and built these stone statues. This statement is even more strange. In order to carve these stone statues, many blunt stone tools were discarded on the island. Who would believe that aliens who are more civilized than the earth people would use these primitive stone tools to complete these statues?

There are hundreds of unfinished stone statues on the mountain. Why don't they finish carving and put them there? Experts said that this may be because they encountered hard rocks when carving and could not continue carving. Because stone tools were used to carve stones at that time, I tried to choose the hardest stone when making stone tools, but when I encountered hard rocks, the carving could not move and I had to give up. Therefore, these unfinished stone statues were not suddenly stopped by any catastrophic events, but gradually abandoned during the carving process. The largest stone statue, more than 20 meters high, is the largest stone statue seen on Easter Island. Because it was not finished, it is still lying on the rocks on the mountain. However, petroleum scientists do not fully agree with this view. They explained that it is also possible that the person who carved the stone statue spent a lot of labor and time carving and erecting the stone statue, but it was knocked down by the earthquake, and then a new sculpture was erected and knocked down by the earthquake. Sculptors thought it was a punishment from heaven or God, so they stopped.

Now, these mysteries have a preliminary answer.

According to the linguistic features of Easter Islanders, archaeologists believe that Easter Islanders originally migrated from an archipelago in Polynesia. Where do Polynesians come from? Some people once thought it came from South America. Now, more scientists believe that Polynesians come from Southeast Asia. Ancient Asians started from Southeast Asia, passed through Irian Island, Solomon Islands, New Caledonia, Fiji Islands and other islands for a long time, and finally arrived at Easter Island in the 4th and 5th centuries.

After Polynesians arrived at Easter Island, they also brought the custom of carving stone statues to Easter Island. For various reasons, the wind of carving stone statues became more and more fierce.

According to the research of scientists, the stone statues on Easter Island do not represent God, but the late chiefs or religious leaders. In the eyes of ancient Polynesians, these people have unparalleled power to protect their children and grandchildren.

According to the analysis of the transportation remains left by the carving site, scientists believe that the ancient Polynesians transported the stone statues in this way: they paved the carved road with thatch and reeds, then moved the lying stone statues to the "big sled" with crowbars and ropes, and then pulled the "big sled" with ropes. After arriving at the destination, the stone statue was erected in the pre-dug pit with ropes and crowbars. 1960, American archaeologist Muro led the islanders to adopt this method and successfully erected seven stone statues weighing 16 tons.

Scientists also believe that at around 1650, there was a fierce battle between the two groups on Easter Island-the fat and the thin. The thin man who was forced to carve stone rebelled and suddenly attacked the fat man with circuitous tactics, destroying them all. As a result, the stone carving work fell by the wayside.

Of course, the mystery of the stone statue on Easter Island cannot be completely solved, and there are still many problems that need further study by scientists.

In short, there are many stories about stone statues on Easter Island. Until today, we have not come up with a convincing, scientific and satisfactory explanation.

[Edit this paragraph] Deciphering the Mystery of Longongo Board

The most mysterious place on earth is an island. The most mysterious of all islands is Easter Island in the Pacific Ocean. The island is famous for its huge stone statues. Along with Stonehenge, there are countless mysteries, such as the riddle of Longongo board.

This is one of the most magical mysteries of Easter Island. It is a "talking board", and the locals call it "Kehao Longongo". The first person to know the value of this kind of wood was a French monk, Ellen Arrow. Ellen lived on the island for nearly 1 year, and knew that this piece of wood was the ancient writing of Easter Island.

"Longgongge" is a kind of dark brown wooden board, some of which are like wooden paddles, engraved with rows of patterns and text symbols. A two-headed man with wings; Biped animal with hooked mouth, big eyes and horns on both sides of its head; Wires, boats, lizards, frogs, fish, turtles and other imaginary and real things. When Erren was alive, almost every family had a collection of such boards. Irene soon contracted tuberculosis and died soon. Shortly after his death, due to religious interference, "Rango Rango" was burned and almost disappeared. Because of the war and other reasons, no one on the island understands this writing symbol.

However, people of insight believe that the symbol of "Longongo Longo" is the key to solve the mystery of ancient civilization on Easter Island. 100 years, many scholars in the world have devoted their lives to deciphering it, but no one can decipher it.

The Bishop of Taidi, Mr. Sasaki, attached great importance to "Longo Longo", believing that it was the first written relic seen in the Pacific islands, and its symbol was similar to that of ancient Egypt. From the text itself, it seems to originate from Asia Minor Peninsula; From the writing point of view, it belongs to the rotating writing system from left to right.

Czech ethnologist and character connoisseur Lu Wu Ke found that the primitive Hindi language was similar to the design symbol of "Longongo". Hungarian linguist Hao Weixian made an analysis and comparison, and made a report that shocked the scientific community at the French Academy of Sciences. According to the report, the 175 of these two characters is exactly the same. The Easter Island script existed in the middle of19th century, while the Indian Valley script was mature as early as 2500 BC, separated by more than 4000 years. But it seems that this coincidence is purely accidental.

Austrian archaeologist Gary Deng confirmed that the ancient characters of Easter Island are quite similar to the ancient hieroglyphics of China. In 195 1, he made another amazing remark: the images of birds on Sumatran decorations are very similar to those on "Longongo".

French professor Mitro did a lot of archaeological work on Easter Island in 1930s. He insisted that "Longongongo" was closely related to the Indians in Central America. Scholars in different countries have different views.

Later, a young man named Miantoro came to Taidi Island from Easter Island, claiming to be able to read mysterious wooden characters. Then he was called into the palace by Archbishop Sasayama to read 15 days. The Bishop took notes in Latin and wrote a note.

1954, an ethnologist named Badeli found an old oil-stained exercise book in the archives of Roman monks, namely "Notes of Bishop Sasan". Two years later, badri claimed at an international conference that he had deciphered the character symbol "Longongo". The article describes that South Taiping Island is a stage for clan wars and religious killing ceremonies.

However, when the University of Hamburg published Badeli's long works, people found that Babbitt's interpretation of the character "Longo Longo" was just a copy of Miantoro's dictation.

19 15 British lady caitlin led the archaeological team to the island. I heard that an old man on the island knew "Longongongo" and she went to visit at once. The old man's name is Tomini Ka, and he is seriously ill and dying. He can not only read the board, but also write a page for the lady. These symbols are exactly the same as those on the blackboard. But the old man refused to say what it meant until he died.

From 65438 to 0956, Norwegian and American delegations headed by Toure Helda came to Easter Island and found that a man named Esjiban had a book with all the characters and symbols of Easter Island written by his grandfather and annotated in Latin. But Esjiban wouldn't let Toure read it carefully. Later, this book was never seen again.

Forty years after Tomini's death, Chilean scholar Hoch Siliva saw a dictionary of Longongongo handed down by the old man at the home of his child, Pietro Parr. Hoch got permission to take photos of the speech, but then the film and the speech disappeared inexplicably.

Strangely, Caitlin only had time to publish her diary, and then she died suddenly. The materials under investigation are missing if they are not published. It is purely accidental that only one page of handwritten symbols can be circulated today. But what Tomini Ka wrote before his death is still a mystery.

Heroa, a Polynesian scholar, put forward a view that symbols on wooden boards are not words. /kloc-At an ethnographic conference held in London in the 20th century, Thomas Geks solemnly declared that the symbol "Longo Longo" is not a word, but a special stamp printed on textiles.

130 years have passed, and there are explorations, discoveries, hopes, disappointments and feelings, but the wood engraved with patterns and symbols such as fish, stars, birds and turtles has always remained silent. At present, there are only more than 20 boards in the world. They are kept in museums in London, Berlin, Vienna, Washington, Lu Lu badminton, San Diego and St. Petersburg.

1996 The Museum of Anthropology and Ethnology in St. Petersburg, Russia, published a blue book with only 200 copies printed. The author is Irina Fedorova, Ph.D. in history. This booklet is the result of the author's painstaking research for more than 30 years. Finally solved the mystery of "talking wood" on Easter Island.

In the 1940s, Irina fell in love with the role of "Longo Longo". After studying the history, customs, lifestyle and other Polynesian languages of Easter Island and the whole Pacific Ocean for more than 30 years, she finally came to the conclusion that the symbol "Longo Longo" is actually a picture.

Irina won by intuition and reasoning. She first figured out what this symbol drew, then thought deeply, figured out its meaning, and then looked for the right words. Her formula is: intuition+Polynesian knowledge+finding synonyms and synonyms. Finally, put the results on another board to test.

The results were exactly the same, so she compiled a dictionary. With a dictionary, she can read any piece of wood. In fact, she has read more than 20 existing wooden symbols of Easter Island. Although the source has not been found, Rangongo is no secret. One of the two wooden boards in St. Petersburg Museum, Irina translated: "Take sweet potato, take sweet potato, take sweet potato, lead sugarcane, cut white sweet potato, lead red sweet potato ....."

[Edit this paragraph] Mysterious words-the last secret of Easter Island

According to the explorer's description, Easter Island has a visible side. She also has an unknown side: caves, tunnels and mysterious legends shared by local residents. The history of that island is lost in the fog of time; Scientists, artists and travelers have also described the island.

Easter island civilization revived.

Easter Island in the middle of the ocean is a triangular rock of 1 18 square kilometers, which is higher in the northeast and faces the Polynesian Islands. The southwest is flat and far from the Chilean coast. There is a volcano at each corner of the triangle. The corner on the left is Mount Rannock. On the right is the Ranolaco volcano, with the largest giant stone statue group on the island on its slope. In the north corner is Ranualu volcano, adjacent to Trevaka Mountain. Almost all the residents of the island live in a village called Hangaro near Ranoko volcano.

Easter Island is the only Polynesian island where ancient scripts have been found, and the meaning of these scripts is still a mystery.

Although limited to such a small area on the earth and used by only a few local residents, these words are evidence of a highly developed civilization. who the hell are all these people? When did they come to this island? From where? Did they bring their own civilization and writing? What feelings, thoughts and values do these abstruse symbols want to express?

Finally-the accidental death of a group of insiders

Easter Island was discovered by Jacob Rogwin, the captain of the Dutch merchant ship, on 1772, and bad luck began. At that time, the population of the island was 4,000, and it decreased to 1.800 in 1.863, only 600 in 1.870, and only 200 in five years, with a little more than 1.9 1 year. The only resources on Easter Island are manpower and some farmland.

1862, a pirate fleet selling slaves set out from Peru to look for workers digging bird droppings. They took away 1000 islanders, including their king Kemokou, his son Morata and an old man who could read the slate named "rongo-rongo".

The French consul in Lima eventually repatriated more than 65,438,000 trafficked islanders to the island. But by then, they were all infected with smallpox, and when they came back, they infected other islanders. Perhaps the secret of Wenyu on Easter Island was buried with the victims of this catastrophic infectious disease.

The "heavenly book" on the mysterious wooden slips

People first began to study these characters in 1864- 1886, when they tried to classify these symbols or compare them with other undeciphered characters, such as ancient Indian characters. These decoding attempts are divided into three stages, each of which is related to a figure symbolizing the history of Easter Island and a specific wooden slip.

When the French merchant ship tampico docked near Easter Island on 1866, there were about 1000 residents on the island. The captain of this ship is Dutrou Bornier, accompanied by the missionary God Gaspar Zambo. Two years later, Dutrou Bornier settled on the island, married the queen of the island, Coretto Kuaplun-or, more accurately, kidnapped the queen-and formed a group with an English-Tahitian hybrid named John Brand.

1868, Shenfu Zambo decided to return to Valparaiso. When he passed through Tahiti, the residents of the island asked him to bring a gift to Bishop Josan to show his respect. This gift is a huge ball made of 100 meter long braid. When the gift was opened, it was a piece of wood with strange symbols, which was displayed in front of the bishop.

Urupano Sinaport, an elderly islander of the Missionary Association, explained that this is "rongo-rongo", a wooden slip recording the oldest tradition on the island. But since the death of the old man who kept these symbols secret, no one can explain them. The Bishop wrote to Father Shipo Park Jung Su Russell, a missionary who stayed on the island, asking him to do his best to find these wooden slips and give them to him. Russell sent him six dollars with a note saying that the symbols on it probably didn't mean anything, and the islanders didn't know their meaning, and those who claimed to know their meaning were liars.

But the Bishop was convinced that this was an important discovery. He finally found a man who could read these wooden slips in a plantation in Tahiti, Metlaw Taool. As soon as the Bishop gave him a wooden slip with geometric, human and animal patterns, he began to sing religious hymns. Obviously, he is reading those symbols, from bottom to top, from left to right, turning the wooden slips at the end of each line over and then reading the next line. This is a variation of "Niu Geng's Loop Writing" (literally, changing direction like Niu Gengdi), similar to some ancient Greek inscriptions, the lines are written in reverse. Unfortunately, no matter which woodwind "reads" to him, this person sings the same.

Walking stick in history 1870 When ignacio Ghana, the captain of the Chilean sea vessel "Vo Ekins", arrived at Easter Island, Dutrou Bornier gave him a walking stick engraved with symbols. Experts think this is the best existing example of "rongo—rongo".

Ghana gave this crutch, together with two wooden slips engraved with symbols, to Rudolf Filipi, a scholar at the Natural History Museum, and explained that Easter islanders were so awed by these symbols that it was obviously extremely sacred to them.

Filipi immediately sent the plaster model of the wooden slips to experts all over the world. But all the experts consulted can't find the answers to these mysterious symbols.

Impossible "soul"

William Thomson is the purser of the American ship Michigan, which called at Easter Island on 1885. In the past three years, the National Museum of the United States published his book introducing the history of Easter Island, which was the most detailed account of the island at that time.

Before reaching Easter Island, the "Michigan" docked in Tahiti. There, Thomson took photos of the bishop's wooden slips. As soon as he arrived at Easter Island, he looked around for islanders who could translate these symbols. He met an old man named Ulfvik. As soon as the old man saw these pictures of wooden slips, he began to sing quickly. Just like Metlow Taool, he doesn't seem to be "reading" these words, because no matter what he shows him, he sings the same thing.

Finally, the old man admitted that no one on the island could continue to understand these symbols. According to Thomson's account, Ur Weiik's "poetry translation" of these symbols is as follows:

"My daughter's canoe has never been defeated by an enemy tribe. My daughter's canoe was never destroyed by Hontib's trick. She won in all the battles. Nothing can force my daughter to drink the poison in the obsidian cup. The powerful ocean separates us from each other. How can I * * *? Oh, my daughter! My daughter! The endless waterway extends to the horizon. My daughter, oh, my daughter. I want to swim across this unfathomable sea to find you, my daughter, oh, my daughter. "

Experts now believe that some of these symbols on Easter Island may be words or just symbols, which is helpful to inherit the tradition of oral recitation, especially the family genealogy records passed down from generation to generation. Today, they are still dedicated to the God of Silence.

When big brother and big sister are dating, the matchmaker lets you talk alone, so what topic should you talk to the woman so as not to be cold. Talk about work, ideals, hobbies or life experiences, and never talk about state affairs with the woman ... she doesn't understand (hahaha) that state affairs are the easiest.

Dear brothers and sisters, I have something to ask and say. You are such a mother-in-law, and you look like a pupil. Is it so difficult to describe a problem?

Big brother and big sister introduce some horror movies to see! Decisive scheduling