What are the classic jokes in the yellow talk show?

1, and all my childhood memories were destroyed by my childhood. When I was in primary school, as part of my course, I went to work in rice fields. Next to the rice field is a quarry. They blew up rocks with explosives. It was there that I learned that light travels faster than sound, and the speed of sound is almost as slow as the speed of stone flying.

2. Now the slogan "There is a baby in the car" is a threat, because there is a crying baby and a nagging wife, and I am not afraid of death anymore.

3. I believe that women's universities have changed since 18, becoming more and more casual.

I believe that God is a woman, because she will never forget anything you did wrong.

I believe my wife's English is really not very good. She once again asked me how to spell the English word CCTV.

6. I think people should go to bed early and get up early, and use their morning time to do more meaningful things, such as sleeping late.