Humor of traffic jam

Humor about traffic jam: the first 1 article 1. Traffic jams are really annoying. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

2. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

3. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

4. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood.

5.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

6. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

7. Are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

8.？ You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

9. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, a cleaner, an insurance company and a gasoline resource, and it is even more difficult to be a toll collector for issuing and collecting cards at high speed.

10. It rained all night and there was always a traffic jam during the Chinese New Year.

1 1. People are on the road, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so it is too difficult for me.

12. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

13. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

14. Going home for the New Year, I am also happy in traffic jams. Of course, don't stay in the traffic for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

15. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

16.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

17. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

18. Is it blocked today?

19. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

20.is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

Humor about traffic jams Part 2: 2 1. After work at 10: 30, I felt the atmosphere of traffic jam on National Day.

I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

23. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

24. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Stay still for an hour.

25. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

26. Humorous talk 1-

27.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

28. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

29. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

30. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi but can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

3 1. I know the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

32. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

33. 1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so severe that it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.

34. Traffic jam is a killing pig knife.

35. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

36. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

37. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

38. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

39. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that go on road trip will be paralyzed this National Day.

Describe the humor of traffic jams. Tell me about the humor of traffic jams. Tell me the first one: 1. Just go, if you don't get stuck, I'll lose!

2. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

I feel for so long that all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

The traffic jam made me doubt my life … the taxi driver sent me to the exit again … I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after the New Year.

6. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.

7. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

8. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

9.3 1. Traffic jam, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

10. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

1 1. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

12. The highest state of traffic jam is that you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

14. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

15. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

16. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

17. Traffic jam, traffic jam, not time, of course, people are blocking.

18. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

19. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. I call who will hit the glory of the king, and my wife is waiting. Think about whether it's traffic jam or getting lost.

20. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

Humor about describing traffic jams Part II: 2 1. 1 1. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly told to stop production. That's enough.

22. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

23. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it on. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

24. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

25. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

26. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, you will encounter traffic jams.

27. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

28.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

29. An hour's journey, an hour's walk.

30. I am discussing with my daughter-in-law where to spend my holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely, let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

3 1. Another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so let's use this time and environment to talk about love.

32. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

33. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

34. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

35. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

36. You can see the scenery every day on the road in traffic jams, and the sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!

37. The bridge is blocked with eggs, but the road under the bridge is still long and it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

38.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

Humor of traffic jam in heavy rain Talk about humor of traffic jam in heavy rain Talk about the first rule 1. I saw you in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in a traffic jam after waking up.

2. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

3.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

4. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

5. Traffic jam on the expressway. If you are hungry, you can have it delivered to your door.

6. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, others showed their magic in traffic jams on the expressway, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

7.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

8. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

9. The traffic jam on the 11th holiday is always a nightmare!

10. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

1 1. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic, including fishing, walking the dog and coming out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

12. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I was in a hurry, I pumped oil and played one song after another, but the road ahead was endless. ?

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

14.38. Chinese traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and later the car missed the needle, which prevented the wrecker from entering the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

15. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things are not optional, such as traffic jams.

17. Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

18. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

19. Humorous talk about Christmas Eve 1-

20. I am a vagrant. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour, and now I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

Humor about rainstorm and traffic jam Part II 2 1. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

22. It's amazing! Traffic jam on the road, nowhere to go forward, nowhere to go back, traffic jam and fog, mmp

23. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

24. Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

25. If you drive or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?

26. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

27.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

28. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

29. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

30.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days. I have a backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

3 1. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

32. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

33. Expressway, please charge!

34. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also a blessing. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

I feel that for so long, all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

36. Ride my beloved scooter, it will never get stuck in traffic.

37. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

38. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

39. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

40. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

Humor talking about mood phrases in traffic jams Humor talking about mood phrases in traffic jams (I) 1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

2. One hundred years of precipitation was once blocked.

Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday, join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

4. It's another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so they just use this time to talk about love with the environment.

5. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

6. There are ten thousand intersections and eight thousand roads every day.

7. when can this be moved to the place slowly ~

8. I saw you in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in a traffic jam after waking up.

9. Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.

10. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

1 1. Four people in one car, three people in high-speed traffic jam play mahjong on their mobile phones. I won't highlight the helplessness and sadness of life in front of traffic jams.

12. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

13. At this time, the traffic jam began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I wish you all not to get stuck in traffic.

14. Traffic jam is a butcher knife.

15. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.

16. This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

17. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

18.46. The traffic jam makes me upset. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

19. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

20. Tourist traffic jams.