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Miss Gu graduated from junior high school and doesn't like studying. She went to the provincial guest house as a waitress.

That year, Wu, who later became Xiao Gu's father-in-law, went to the provincial capital for a meeting as a parent and met Xiao Gu. The tall, plump, good-looking and fair-skinned Xiao Gu stood there, which really made people shine.

This Wu Lao is a courtesy title for his subordinates. Wu looks dignified and does things with great efficiency. I had no choice but to have a son, Xiao Wu, who grew up out of control. Wuyue is fierce, the more stubborn he is.

It is said that Xiao Wu is 30 years old and his daughter-in-law has not settled yet. Wu, who has always been traditional and conservative, had to put down his strict face and style and lower his requirements for his son again and again. It can be said that there is no requirement. You just need to find a daughter-in-law, get married, and you'd better have another child. Everything depends on you.

Xiao Wu has countless blind dates, and none of them is satisfied. Not high enough, not white enough, not good enough proportion, and even not white enough teeth are all excuses for his blind date failure.

When Wu saw Xiao Gu pouring tea, his mind flashed through the disappointing son. Then Wu and Xiao Gu talked about family life, but the little girl was still very attentive. Where is her home? After a few words, I realized that they were actually fellow villagers, and Xiao Gu was still single. At this time, Wu had a calculation in his heart.

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After coming back, Wu Lao chatted with his son about Xiao Gu, mainly about his height and appearance, because this is what his son cares about.

Hearing this, Xiao Wu couldn't sit still. There was no high-speed rail at that time. I rushed to the provincial capital by train that night and met Xiao Gu with mixed feelings.

Xiao Gu is really beautiful, straightforward and unpretentious. In her own words, according to international standards, her figure is long. He is 1.7 meters tall, but he has a small waist 1.9 feet, and his bra should wear a C cup.

Xiao Wu, who was elated, immediately called his father and said that I was still waiting for her and had to leave it alone.

The next thing went very smoothly. Xiao Wu took a fancy to Xiao Gu's beauty, and Xiao Gu paid more attention to Xiao Wu's family background. The key is to have a strong father.

Yes, the cool little girl doesn't hide her very realistic ideas at all. Before the contract with the hostel expired, she was pregnant with Xiao Wu's child. Then go back to your hometown and get married. /kloc-got pregnant in October and gave birth to a daughter.

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Although Xiao Gu's personality is straightforward, he is gentle and peaceful in getting along with others, but he is not strong. I have been living with my in-laws since my marriage. My mother-in-law has been in poor health for many years, and her personality is somewhat surly. But Xiao Gu has always carried forward the gentle and modest style, but she is also peaceful.

For my father-in-law, Xiao Gu has always been awed and grateful, and he has always been respectful in front of him. Wash my father-in-law's face in the morning, set up toiletries, and then serve breakfast. Because her mother-in-law is in poor health, the nanny does housework all the year round. Xiao Gu has been more considerate than the nanny since she got married. She simply fired the nanny and saved a sum of money. Therefore, my father-in-law can't say no to Xiao Gu.

Only the worried husband Xiao Wu made Xiao Gu complain. Xiao Wu is on a nine-to-five weekend, which should be very casual. But as long as you are at home, you are either playing games on the sofa or chatting online in bed. It's normal to open your mouth with clothes and rice. Sometimes Xiao Gu forgets to shine his shoes, so he lifts his feet and rubs them on the sofa cover. The shoes are bright, but sofa cover is dirty. Then Xiao Gu will tear down the whole sofa cover and wash it again.

Xiao Gu is really slightly dissatisfied with her husband's behavior, but it's nothing. In her eyes, her husband is a stubborn child who has not grown up. It will be fine if he is older in a few years. On the other hand, Mr. Wu sometimes can't stand it and scolds his son. Xiao Gu quickly made amends: Dad, don't be angry. This sofa cover has long been dirty and should have been washed.

Yes, it's nothing to Xiao Gu. But there is one thing about her husband that she can't stand, and she must bear it. In today's words, it is chatting.

All right, you can talk if you want, but don't run. This is Xiao Gu's idea. But Xiao Wu doesn't care what Xiao Gu thinks. Today, I will send millet brown sugar to my sister in this physiological period, and accompany her to the seaside to see the sea tomorrow. Tell his sisters that Xiao Gu is the man in the picture. He looks beautiful, but in fact he has no interest or feeling. Of course, these are all learned by Xiao Gu peeking at her husband's mobile phone.

Then, in order to be interesting and let her husband have feelings for her, Xiao Gu had her first beauty treatment in her life. The good-looking double eyelids are just because of her husband's words: your eyes are foxy, not authentic double eyelids, not atmospheric. So she cut off the "authentic double eyelids", a face that was originally perfect and handsome, and thus became somewhat nondescript.

Xiao Gu's ingratiation was exchanged for her husband's contempt and disgust. Xiao Wu stays out at night and is cold and violent, which has become commonplace for Xiao Gu who has been married for two years.

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Originally, Xiao Gu also had a job, but Xiao Wu disliked his low salary and called attendance every day, which affected the care of his family. So Xiao Gu was asked to leave without pay and serve the whole family wholeheartedly.

Little contact with the outside world, coupled with her husband's cold violence, gradually, this girl who used to be full of gas and loves to laugh has changed.

Sometimes I giggle while cooking, and sometimes I talk to myself. From the original body as light as a swallow, diligent and clever, it has become dull and forgetful. Talking and doing things is a bit irrelevant.

In a blink of an eye, it is time for my daughter to go to kindergarten. Kindergarten needs photos of both parents. Then Xiao Gu took photos of herself and her father-in-law and asked her daughter to take them to school. The teacher thought, the child's mother is as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, but how can his father reach the age of frosting in his temples? So I said my problem in front of Xiao Gu. Xiao Gu said, Ah, teacher, I forgot to tell you that it's the grandfather of the child, and grandpa is also a parent, so I brought a photo of grandpa. Grandpa is a big official, you don't know him yet!

Then the young teacher told this story to his colleagues as a joke, which became the talk of many people after dinner. Finally, it reached Wu's ears, and he was very angry.

On one occasion, the leader of Xiao Gu Yuan's unit gave Wu Lao two pots of flowers out of courtesy. As a result, Xiao Gu went to her former colleague Sister Wang's house and said that your pot was not as good as the one the director gave my dad.

So, everyone in the unit knows that the leader sent flowers to Xiao Gu's father-in-law. After this incident, Xiao Guyuan's unit leader met his father-in-law, either crustily skin of head and say hello, or pretended to ignore it and walked away. Father-in-law knows that this must be caused by Xiao Gu again. So Wu became more and more dissatisfied with Xiao Gu.

On another occasion, Wu Lao invited several colleagues and family members to get together at home. During the dinner, some people praised Xiao Gu for her beauty. Xiao Gu said: I am just a remnant flower and a broken willow. What is there to see?

My father-in-law's face will die if others cover their mouths and smile. Dissatisfaction with Xiao Gu added another point, mixed with disgust at the same time.

Xiao Gu's daughter has congenital amblyopia and a bad heart. My mother-in-law has been worried about this, as if the granddaughter's health was brought by Xiao Gu, so she said some ugly words to Xiao Gu from time to time. At the same time, feudal thoughts make me look forward to having a grandson.

At that time, the second child had not been released, but in view of her daughter's physical condition, she fully met the conditions for having a second child. Therefore, the second child birth permit was successfully approved. But a year later, Xiao Gu's stomach was slow to move.

Looking forward to her mother-in-law's eagerness for her grandson, she naturally doesn't like to be picky about her nose.

Xiao Gu's father-in-law has a friend who sells health care products, so he left some iron supplements and blood supplements for Xiao Gu to eat.

One day, Xiao Gu went to the supermarket in front of the community to buy things. The proprietress asked Xiao Gu: I've wanted a second child for so long. Why has there been no movement? Gu: Who knows? My father-in-law lets me take this medicine every day, but I can't get pregnant.

This sentence quickly became the latest spice of boss gossip. So that the last person heard this version: Xiao Gu's father-in-law, let Xiao Gu take that medicine every day, and after eating it, he could not conceive a child. ...

Hearsay, was finally sent to Xiao Gu's father-in-law by a busybody. As a result, my father-in-law's lungs are about to explode. Pointing at Xiao Gu: Get out, get out, you are embarrassing yourself! Are you stupid or are you crazy? !

Originally married for several years, Xiao Gu and her in-laws have been living together. After this incident, Xiao Gu's family of three moved out and lived alone. On holidays, my father-in-law also forbids these three to go back.

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In the second year after Xiao Gu moved out to live alone, Xiao Wu, who was not under the control of Wu Lao, was completely lawless, had an illegitimate child and divorced Xiao Gu.

One year after the divorce, Xiao Gu took her daughter to the hospital and met her father-in-law, only to know that her father-in-law was ill and hopeless.

The former mother-in-law is in poor health and has no energy to take care of her father-in-law. Xiao Wu's own virtue, the current wife does not go to the hospital on the grounds of taking care of the children, and does not let Xiao Wu go to the hospital, otherwise it will make a fool of yourself.

Xiao Gu saw his bony ex-father-in-law in his hospital bed. Although his mind was not as bright as before, he finally made an unexpected decision: to go to the hospital to serve his former father-in-law.

Until my father-in-law died, Xiao Gu was taken care of in the hospital for the past six months. Meticulous, other patients think that Xiao Gu is the daughter of Wu Lao, and they all say that this girl is not white and filial.

When my father-in-law lay dying, he held Xiao Gu's hand and wept bitterly to express his guilt and apology. Xiao Gu also burst into tears: Dad, it takes a long time to keep a cat and a dog. Besides, we have become a family and lived together for several years. In my heart, you will always be my father.

If the daughter-in-law compares herself with cats and dogs on weekdays, it is estimated that Wu will be angry again. But this time he smiled and died peacefully with this warm smile.

After my father-in-law died, Xiao Gu didn't go to offer condolences. When her father-in-law went to the funeral in the evening, Xiao Gu kowtowed three times in the direction of her in-laws at the gate of the community where she lived, and then took her daughter home.