! ! Three jokes you think are the funniest! ! ! !

1: After a shipwreck, 1 female passengers and 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island.

A month later, the woman died because she thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, God brought this woman back to life, because he thought what happened in these months was really disgusting.

2. An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars.

My boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here.

Go ahead. If not, leave the car. Many people can't do it, so. . He thought that what a five-year-old could do could not be done.

So I gave it a try. The boss took him to a room with a beautiful naked beauty in it. The child went to kiss her and he followed her.

Try to do it, and then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. Third, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times. . .

A man lived in seclusion in the deep mountains. One day, he lay naked on the grass to rest. Suddenly came a little girl picking mushrooms: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5."

One, five, five, five ... "Finally gave up and left. This man is cool. The next day he was still sleeping naked here, and a bear picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3."

Four, five, five, five ... 6, 7, 8 ... "

It is said that Snow White and Cao live in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn't stand loneliness and put Ma Xiao's head between her legs.

Suddenly she said, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again ..." This was said a thousand times, and the princess took it.

One day, a gentleman went to buy underwear for his wife. Because he had never bought underwear for his wife, he didn't know which one to buy.

Size!

After chatting with the clerk for a long time, the clerk had to describe the fruit!

Shop assistant: papaya? ! Sir: No! Don't!

Shop assistant: apples? ! Sir: No, no, no.

Shop assistant: Lotus mist? ! Sir: smaller!

Shop assistant: eggs? ! Mr. Wang said happily: Yes! Yes! Yes!

When the clerk understood and turned to get the underwear, the man suddenly shouted, Miss, wait a minute! It's cooked.

6. When a man passed a house, a used condom suddenly flew down from the second floor window and landed on his head.

The man felt sick and angry, so he went to the door of the house and knocked hard at the door.

An old man opened the door and asked him why he knocked so hard.

Someone asked, "Who lives on the second floor?"

The old man replied, "What does this have to do with you? My daughter and her fiance live on it. "

The man handed the condom to the old man and said, "Well, I just want to tell you that your grandson fell from the window."

7. The female white-collar workers in the office want their male colleagues to tell a short and meaningful yellow joke. The man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am weeding."

, you are noon! "

8: A man and a John Doe spend their wedding night in the woman's house because they don't have a house. The next morning, the young couple didn't go downstairs for breakfast, and the old couple didn't care.

. At noon, the young couple still didn't go downstairs. The old couple thought they were too tired last night, but they didn't care. When it's time for dinner, I see the young couple still coming down, old man.

I couldn't sit still and said to my youngest son, what happened to your sister and brother-in-law last night? The younger son replied, nothing. By the way, my sister last night

My husband asked me for some vaseline oil, but it happened to be used up, so I ordered him some super glue with a model!

Two fishermen are fishing by the sea. One day, a fisherman caught a mermaid. Above the fishtail, she is a super beauty, but the fisherman thinks.

In order to let her go, another fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged his shoulders and replied, "How come?"

10: A man and a woman met at the donation center and they chatted.

The woman said, "I came to donate blood, and they gave me five yuan."

The man said, "I came to donate sperm, and they paid 50 yuan."

The woman listened and thought for a long time. Then they broke up.

A few months later, they met again at the donation center. The man took the initiative to say hello. "Hello, have you come to donate blood again?"

The woman shook her head with her mouth closed and made a "cry" sound. ............

1 1: A man is sitting on a state-of-the-art luxury jet, and suddenly he has a stomachache and wants to have diarrhea ... but it is only open to all men.

The toilet is full.

But he couldn't hold it any longer, so he begged the stewardess to let him use the girls' toilet.

The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but she promised to let him go. She was also worried that she would repeatedly tell him not to touch anything and come out with diarrhea.

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So he went into the girls' bathroom in a panic. After that, he looked relaxed … found three buttons next to the toilet that said HW,

Ha, art, he is very curious; I think there must be something special about such an advanced toilet, but I also remembered the advice of the flight attendant KK. but

Out of curiosity, I pressed the 1 button showing HW. ...

Hey! I cann't believe I sprayed hot water from behind to wipe my ass. Great! So it means hot water.

He thought, how advanced! Look at the second button … it says HA should be hot air! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a slow hot air came to my face.

How interesting! ! What does the third one mean by ATR?

So he pressed the third button ... and suddenly there was a sharp pain ... $ @ #! *, blacked out at the moment. ...