Jokes or jokes related to the theme of phlegm

Eldest brother and second brother went to the theater to see the play. On the way, they saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot, so they made a bet. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp. Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " "The second one shook his head." No, I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "

There is a booth selling hot powder. Because it tastes good, there are always customers. One night, a guest came to buy hot powder to eat. While waiting, the man suddenly felt a sore throat. He coughed a few times and spit it out. At this time, the boss lifted the lid of bone soup to prepare a spoonful of soup, and this sputum just spit in the pot. The two men looked at each other and didn't make any noise. Later, a farmer-like person also came to buy hot powder to eat. He saw thick phlegm floating in the bone soup and said to the boss, boss, we are usually short of oil and water. Can you give me the oil slick in the soup? Thank you very much The boss still didn't say anything, and quickly put the thick sputum spoon into his hot powder.