There is only one sentence in the world. Can you speak it?

Personal opinion: No. If a joke is repeated over and over again and the result is already anticipated, how can it arouse laughter?

If someone really does this, there are only two possibilities for this situation: one is like something that is about to disappear. If you tell the world that only "this joke" is left in the world, I urge everyone to speak out. I believe many people will echo the excitement. But when this craze goes down, who will continue to say boring words?

Two: There are interests in it. A simple example, if someone gives me a picture of Mao Zedong and asks me to say this, the only joke in the world that many people have heard... Then I will also say

Wait until he really throws away the "baggage" ", it has to make you laugh so hard that you are almost out of breath. But the person who told this joke was still calm and composed. You may have guessed who I am talking about. Isn't this the job of those cross talk masters?

This is their unique skill. Crosstalk masters Hou Baolin and Ma Sanli really have this ability. Humor is no longer enough to characterize their art. They are born with a funny face. Those stories and jokes are in their bones and blended into their blood. Do you think they are joke masters?

To get back to the subject, I still have to answer serious questions. "The only one-line joke in the world", can you tell it? Oops, this question is really difficult for me. I am a man of few words and lacks humor, but after being verbose for a long time, I still have to say something!

It is said that a certain emperor was depressed all day long, and his dragon body was not ordinary. All the civil and military ministers in the dynasty were anxious to get angry and hurriedly sought good doctors. One day someone reported that they had found a miracle doctor. So the emperor immediately issued an edict to call the miracle doctor to come and diagnose the disease.

The civil and military ministers gathered around the emperor, and the miracle doctor calmly examined the emperor and took his pulse. Sometimes his expression was solemn, sometimes he relaxed his eyebrows. It made everyone nervous. After playing with it for a while, the miracle doctor slapped his thigh and exclaimed——

Your Majesty, your problem is irregular menstruation!

Just yesterday, anti-counterfeiting fighter Fang Zhouzi said: I just had a three-hour chat with Mr. Li Ao.

Passing by. Let me tell you something...

I believe in love.

When I was young, one day I went out with a colleague. My colleague had just finished eating and had to clean up the tin pot in front of the door. I'll tell him to leave quickly. He said that if the pot is not picked up on the roof of the house, it will be stolen. I said if a thief stole your pot, he would definitely not be able to figure it out. He asked me why? I said I would tell you why after we come back in three days? Three days later we both returned home and the tin pot was on the table. There are alien footprints on the ground