Master jokes are all water.

The family opened a small shop. One day when his father went out, he left his insane son at home. Not long after, a buyer came forward and asked, do you have a statue? The son replied: no, and then asked: Does Zuntang have it? Still answer: no, people don't understand, but shook their heads and left.

When the father came back and learned about it, he said to his son, Zun Weng is me; Zuntang is your mother. How can you refuse? The son said angrily, who knows that you and your husband are both for sale?

Pada eats shit.

Pada is a famous glutton. One day, Zhang Ai came to pound black sesame into glutinous rice, knead it into a ball and put it on Pada's mat. When Pada entered the room, he ate and said, Sir, a dog just came and shit on your cushion. I smell good. Try it, it's really delicious! Pada lifted the shit from the cushion, which was really delicious and soon finished.

He proudly said that it was because Old Master Q was lucky that the dog came to my mat to smell the incense and shit. He didn't eat enough, so he asked Zhang Ai to make him another bubble of dog shit. Unexpectedly, it smells so bad that even the fish in its stomach are spit out. Zhang Ai said: That must be the master's blessing. Dogs can't smell sweet shit. Although Pada wanted to throw up, he still said, Who says it tastes bad? Blessed are the adults!