Tell a joke.

Reminder: You may have seen the following jokes, but after a series of modifications, they are even funnier. Don't jump to conclusions if you haven't read it carefully! Thank you when recruiting new employees. An employee climbed the wall and left the factory on 1 and was later caught by the director. The factory director asked the staff, "Why don't you take the factory gate?" The employee said: "Don't take the usual road (Mi Bang Wei)!" The director asked him again, "How did you get over such a high wall?" The employee pointed to his pants and said, "Anything is possible (Li Ning)!" The factory director asked him again, "How did you feel when I caught you climbing over the wall?" The employee pointed to the shoes and said, "The feeling of flying (Xtep)" The factory director said, "The feeling of flying! What should I do if I fall and fall? " The employee said, "Men should be hard on themselves! The next day, he entered the factory from the main entrance. The factory director asked him, "Why don't you climb over the wall?" He said: "I choose, I like (Anta)! "On the third day, he wore a gangster costume, and the director said," You can't wear such a costume. That's ridiculous! ""He said, "No matter what you wear!" "On the fourth day, he wore a vest. The factory director said, "You can't wear a vest to work!" He said, "It is good for men to be simple. "The factory director said," Shit! I will deduct your bonus. . 。” The employee said, "Why?" The factory director said, "My site (M-Zone) is my decision!" The employee said, "Wow! Director, that's all you have to say! Deduct the bonus, deduct the bonus! If it is a big deal, resign! " The director said, "Why? "The employee said," Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok! If you dare to deduct my bonus, goodbye! Relax, Shenzhouxing!