It's funny to describe your miserable life. A word is better than a miserable contest.

1. It is said that women are clothes, and elder sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

2. When I broke up with my ex-boyfriend, he said that he loved me the most in his life and then turned to find another one?

3. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

4. I haven't had enough breakfast, so I don't know where to find dinner.

5. I give you lipstick, and you give others lipstick.

6. Whoever is the husband is a temporary worker!

7. I accidentally deleted all the photos of my mobile phone and didn't back them up.

8. I was on the side of the road when I saw a penny. I was just about to bend down to pick it up. At first glance, it was sputum! -I depend, who spit so round!

9. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called in-depth art..

1. I went to the atm to withdraw money for half an hour, and when it was my turn, I ran out of money.

11. I'm only a sophomore, and the top of my skull is bald.

12. I can't wear my shorts and skirts last year.

13. The last time I fell in love, I was in the second grade of primary school. When I was in the third grade, our school couldn't go on, so we broke up.

14. My boyfriend answered me four sentences and three sentences in two days.

15. My boyfriend gave me a mobile phone case that is not my model on the first anniversary.

16. I just want to turn around gracefully, but I unexpectedly hit the wall!

17. The ex-boyfriend broke up and changed the password of iQiyi.

18. I have waited three times for the bus, but I have failed to get on it ~

19. Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will beat you.

2. People I like don't like me, and people who don't like come to me every day.

21. After living for 2 years, I finally found out that this man's married baby is one year old. I was tempted to cheat Lao Zi into being single.

22. The person I like will never talk to me.

23. I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

24. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

25. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy a flower to pay homage to the dead love.

26. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history, red * * black steel tube in boots

27. Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who the fool is.

28. I once passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all torn and there was no spark.

29. As a typical failure, you are actually very successful.

3. I used to like someone, now I like someone, and I will still like someone in the future.

31. I just saw Xiaoqiang, and I have meat to eat again.

32, penniless, short of money. Barefoot all over the world, dare to cross the five lakes barefoot!

33. I still get along after talking about seven or eight girlfriends.

34. I haven't eaten meat for several days. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket to touch a few handfuls of pork, washed my hands in the pot and directly burned a bowl of broth.

35. Only mom is good, and dad is also good.

36. You can't have both, but you can be single and poor.

37. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

38. I bought clothes on purpose, and I took all the holidays, but the movie was withdrawn.

39. I can only live by biting my nails every day.

4. I didn't eat anything but drink water and gained two pounds.

41. Not only do I have no predecessor, but I don't even have a current one.

42. I didn't force you to grow into Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.

43. I bought a hundred-dollar dress in 24 installments.

44. I'm not a person's name, so how can everyone love me?

45, less than 3, two stents in the body, splenectomy, severe depression, single.

46. I'm so poor that even my mouse moved away crying.

47. Brother, I'm not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

48. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said!

49. There shouldn't be anything worse than me. I need to wash all the sets and continue to use them next time.

5. format yourself just to delete you.

51. Thank you for being rude, and let me learn to give up.

52. The power went out while the dominant bureau was playing.

53. Xiong Haizi tried on my skirt, broke my lipstick and sprayed my perfume, but my mother wouldn't let me hit her.

54. They were all pulled out before they could have sex.