Cold joke.

1. The reporter interviewed 1 passers-by in Beijing. If you win 500W, how do you spend it? Passers-by said, pay back the mortgage, and the reporter asked, what about the rest? "The rest will be returned slowly."

One day, I caught a cold and went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said: nothing, don't need an injection, drink more water and buy more fruits to eat. Thinking about the price of fruit, I said to the doctor, doctor, you'd better give me an injection. Fruit is too expensive ... too expensive ... Third, a girl went back to school late at night and was stopped by a man. The girl took the initiative to pull up the skirt, and the man immediately took off his pants. ...