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I'm going to be a soldier today. I am an armed police. Some of them are armed policemen.
Hehe, well, I'll answer them one by one.
First, the phenomenon of fighting certainly exists, but it is rare now. It's nothing to get hit twice or kicked in training, but it depends on how you handle the relationship between friends.
The army is also a human being, and there will be struggle where there are people. People won't isolate you if you are kind in nature, don't bully and be afraid of hard work, and don't flatter.
Second, being an armed police for three years may not be able to catch up with a riot. Even if you catch up, you may not be able to attend. The main attendees are some veterans, resolute and ruthless people. At this time, it is not you who are in danger, but the other party.
Third, when recruits are bullied, they are usually your new military products. They traded in the old for the new. I was smarter then. As soon as I got there, I put away all the new ones, and then everything was replaced with the old ones. Turns out the veteran didn't. Then I ask you to buy cigarettes or something, or use your daily necessities, steal if you can't see them, and take them if you see them.
I can't help it. The army is similar to society. There are hooligans in society and soldiers in the army. As long as you don't work hard, you won't be beaten. Veterans are afraid of accidents.
Fourth, the patrol of the armed police is generally not dangerous, so the training intensity of the armed police is also relatively weak. The training of recruits is mainly internal affairs and discipline training, and then it is to boost your physical strength.
Generally speaking, I was not bullied or beaten in the first half of the armed police detachment. Mainly people are honest, don't talk nonsense, don't collude with others, and try not to play with outsiders when playing. In the second half of the year, everyone has become brothers in arms, especially the monitor has regarded us as one of their own, and all kinds of situations will tell us.
Later, our recruits clashed with veterans, and veterans were not dominant. At that time, the veterans also knew me, because they had better physical strength and stronger hands, so they wouldn't mess with me in the future.
The army is most afraid of two things. The first thing to do is to report over the top. If you are wronged, you must bear it, minimize the losses, and never go beyond the level of reporting. The second one is a broken mouth. Don't talk nonsense It doesn't matter if you like telling jokes or something. Try not to make offensive remarks, or you will be easily beaten at a loss.
Dude, have a good time. Being a soldier can learn a lot, especially knowing many brothers.
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