Classic stand-up comedy

One afternoon in the autumn of the year before last, just after work, there were many people and cars coming and going in the street. At the crossroads, the police commanded the vehicles to be busy. At this moment, a man ran across the road. This man is quite fat, not too tall, wearing an old blue dress and no hat, shouting, "Stop it! Don't let him get away! "

Who are you chasing? A little thin man, in his thirties, panicked and ran very fast. Fat people can't catch up with thin people. People in the street saw this scene and chased the thin one for the fat one. Well, that's a big help. The police caught up with him at first sight. At this time, the person in front also stopped the thin one. When his thin feet slipped, Paige fell to the side of the road. Everyone crowded around and formed a human wall. The policeman rushed over and shouted at the thin man, "Get up! Get up! " At this time, the crowd dodged, and the fat man came in panting, held the thin man down and gasped, "Look where you are going this time!" " After the level adjustment, you don't treat! "