Selected hilarious campus highlights [selected hilarious brain teasers]

Generally speaking, we think that the more we use our brains, the smarter we are. Therefore, fun, interesting and unconventional brain tricks have become the golden choice to build a smart head. Let's take a look at the brain teaser I brought. I hope everyone is happy.

Brainstorming recommendation

1. A one-year-old kitten accidentally swallowed a coin of 1 yuan. His father nervously lifted him back and forth, but the kitten spit out a coin of 10 yuan. What should he do at this time? Answer: continue to feed him a dollar coin.

2. Three apples eat one, why are there three left? Answer: Two are outside and one is inside.

3. Who wants to be stood up? Answer: Pigeons

4. What do you mean? A plan to slow down the army? Answer: I'll tell you another day.

5. Which hole is the smallest in Superwoman? Answer: Ear holes.

6. 10 divided by 2 is not equal to 5. Why? A: There are eight traitors besides two in the intelligence group.

7. Peeping in class? Brainstorm? Who will be happiest if it is confiscated? Answer: the teacher's child

8. Colored stockings have become a fashion. Why is the Red Series the worst seller in Taiwan Province Province? Answer: Because there are too many girls with radish legs in Taiwan Province Province.

9. Why can a crocodile who specializes in eating people be allowed to enter heaven? Answer: Because he ate a priest.

10. Lao Wang was fined last year for calling the police a pig 15000 yuan. Why did he call the policeman a pig again this year, but was fined 30 thousand? Answer: Because the price of pork has gone up.

1 1. Xiao Wang went out in an empty taxi. Why didn't anyone wave him to rent a car all the way? Answer: He took the highway.

12. After the patient opened his mouth, the dentist was startled and said, Wow! What a big hole your teeth have bitten! Wow! Your tooth has been eaten with a big hole, a hole! ? Why did he say it twice? Answer: Because it is an echo.

13. The monopoly is dying, but he is worried that his worthless son can't eat. what should he do ？ Answer: They are required to eat standing up in the future.

14. A Huo answered all the questions correctly in the camp bright day exam. Why didn't he get full marks? Answer: Because the test is true or false.

15. Why do boys have to join the army when they are 20 years old? Answer: Because soldiers can't be at home.

16. Why do you want to kill a chicken and a dog when you attack the city? Answer: Add vegetables.

17. Why do many girls marry professional soldiers? Answer: You don't have to rinse the bowl to eat steamed bread.

18. Why does the army always have soybean milk steamed bread for breakfast and never eat porridge? Answer: Steamed bread is better.

19. What's Brother Bing's favorite game to play when he goes out for exercise? Answer: A dozen sausages.

20. Why do A Bing brothers call grenades iron eggs? Answer: it is doomed when it meets.

Classic riddle sharing

1. Li Genyuan guessed a word in the rubble, and the answer was: one.

2. Li Genyuan guessed a word in the rubble, and the answer was: 1.

3. Mobilize immediately and guess a word. The answer is: compensation.

4. Based on the northwest, consolidate Jinnan; Advance into Hunan and guess a word. The answer is: Huan.

5. Guess a word in Kunlun immediately, and the answer is "Li".

6. The one-word answer is: survey.

7. In order to stand on the road, it is very necessary to guess a word. The answer is: thank you.

8. Stand up straight and go straight to the hurricane. Guess a word. The answer is: body.

9. Ambition can be doubled. Guess a word. The answer is: times.

10. It only takes one word to do stupid things overnight, and the answer is: nasty.

1 1. Guess a word based on reform. The answer is: kick.

12. Guess a word based on institutional reform. The answer is: stamp.

13. The hoodie guessed a word, and the answer was: agriculture.

14. Try to guess a word in the competition for several days. The answer is: pi.

15. conjoined twins guessed a word, and the answer was: husband.

16. The moon on the curtain reflects the mountains. Guess a word. The answer is: caves.

17. Guess a word and the answer is: profit.

18. Good medicine tastes bitter. Guess a word, and the answer is: dysentery.

19. A cool breeze gently blew into the room to guess a sentence. The answer is: Fan.

20. Guess a word with the same root on both sides of the strait, and the answer is: openness.

Classic joke sharing

1、? I've completely given up on you?

I won 5 million! ?

Collapsed?

An aunt came to the shop today. She is rich and fat, and she smells very strong. I have been covering her nose to help her arrange her hair. She was very satisfied and gave me a 200 yuan tip.

You can forget that she is so beautiful and generous. She is simply the goddess in my heart. . .

3.iPhone6 came out.

Gao Fushuai: I have a backache.

Diaosi: My back hurts, too?

4、? Waiter, check out! ?

Hello, credit card or cash? ?

May I wash the dishes? ?

Yes, and there is a discount. ?

So good, how much discount?

Fracture. ?