Jokes about Xiao Ming (10)

1. Xiao Ming had his hair cut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry. As he cried, he flew up...

2. The teacher asked Xiao Ming a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiao Ming?

Teacher: Xiao Ming

Teacher: Xiao Ming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? At least give it a squeak!

Xiao Ming: squeak~

3.Xiao Ming: How many times is it today?

Xiaohua: It’s minus 3 degrees!

Xiao Ming: No wonder it’s so cold.

4. Xiao Ming lost a leg in a car accident,

Xiao Ming lost another leg in a car accident,

Xiao Ming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiao Ming lost his other leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiao Ming is a dog.

5. Xiao Ming owes The underground bank gave 200,000 yuan, and Xiao Ming begged him for a few more days of grace.

The banker said: It must be paid back tomorrow, otherwise..., chop off two fingers; the day after tomorrow..., chop it off 4; on the third day...

Xiao Ming: Don’t you have to pay it back

Man from the bank: NO, you will become Tinker Bell by then

< p>6. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountains to pick fruits.

She announced: "Children, after picking the fruits, we will wash them together. After washing, we can eat them together."

All the children ran to pick fruits.

As soon as the gathering time came, all the children gathered.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what did you pick?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples, because I picked apples."

Teacher : "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I am washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are all great! What about Xiaoming? What?”

Xiao Ming: “I was washing my shoes because I stepped on poop.”

7. One day Xiao Ming was walking on the road! His feet suddenly felt sore while walking. !Why is this happening?--!!Because Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon- -!!

8. Xiao Ming’s family has three sons, the eldest is called Da Ming, the second is called Er Ming, what is the name of the third? ?

Answer: The third child is called Sanming, because Xiaoming is the daughter.

9. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiao Ming. One day, his father told him that he looked like Lipton Black Tea.

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher: "Teacher, teacher, do I look like Lipton Black Tea?"

The teacher said helplessly: "Yes, you do." "It's very similar to Lipton black tea"

Xiao Ming was very sad after hearing what the teacher said. He rushed out of the door crying and jumped into the creek next door.

In an instant... the river turned red...

10. A classmate said that Xiao Ming’s head looked like a brick. When Xiao Ming came home, he asked: "Mom, does my head look like a brick?" Like a brick?"

My mother didn't want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said, "Go to the well and take a photo."

Xiao Ming stood near the well. The man in the well said: "Those above, don't throw bricks into the well!!!!"