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There is always a saying that you like to amuse your boyfriend.

There are so many routines to make your boyfriend happy. You'd better smell, and you look the best when you smile. When you are with me, I have never envied everyone, and I really want to spend my life with you. Looking back, I realize that I used to love you with my whole youth, which is the happiest thing I have done in my life. You are the joy at first sight in my heart, you are the destination of my eyes, you are the gentle destination in my heart, and you are the reason why my mouth blows. Can you tell jokes that make boys happy? Is it short? Or put a boyfriend in a different place to sleep, so it is also useful.

first, I'll give you a little flower, then I'll give you a little thought, and finally I'll give you a little fairy, that's me.

second, I dreamed of you last night. I don't know if you missed me or I missed you so much.

third, to others, you are a person; But for me, you are my whole world.

fourth, I exhausted all my fortune, just asking for the moment when I met you, and when my life lit up.

5. I'll use III fireworks to change your hazy life. Give you disaster, collapse all lively.

6. I love you, and you like me. I have traditional Chinese habits in my heart, for example, people who love each other need to be together.

seven, tell you a bad news. ""what bad news? " "My idea of you is not simple." You are so lovely, I love you so much. Thanks to your appearance, I have enjoyed it for many years.

Eight, "You look like a relative and friend of our family", "Who" and "My mother's uncle"

Nine, "You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my heart. ""what about the first? " The first is the girlfriend. Aren't you single? "so do you want to be a girlfriend and become the first beautiful girl?

1. I like trees in spring, flowers in summer, leaves in autumn, clouds in autumn and beautiful you every day.

Xi. BearBiscuit Langweixian French fries, green mango, strawberry seedlings, plum candy, air-dried beef, I'll give it to you. What do you think of me later?

XII. You and I have nothing to talk about except the object. "Why worry? , only violence? " "Hug you." "Why do you always ask me to have dinner?" "It's okay with me because others don't eat."

thirteen, if you want to look good, you are the only one who is most beautiful. "Do you like water?" Hmm. Congratulations, you love 7% of me. "For me, there are only three key things left.

14. You are in my heart, and no one can take it. I am Wang Dao. It's mine, and no one can get it. I'm so dead-set

15. Why do you always chat with me and whether you like me? It's not true. I'll think about it again.

XVI. If we want to treat them lightly to re-order, I think it should be like that. I love you, love you, please remember a little. I miss you when I ask you out, and I miss you when I don't ask you out. "Who's coming?" "Your people."

XVII. Do you have a boyfriend? _ If so, do you want to have one? If so, do you need to change one? If not, do you care about one more?

XVIII. Anxiety makes you, heart rate makes you, the starry river that talks all night makes you, the kiss before going to bed makes you, the first bite of ice cream makes you, the last piece of meat in the dish makes you, the hand makes you, the arms makes you, the mountains and rivers make you, the waiting makes you, a lonely heart and a peaceful bay all make you

XIX. Do you like sweet food? Hate Then why are you so sweet? Do you like sweet food? Love, no wonder you are so sweet.

I really want to say good night to you one day, because you are by my side.

XXI. "Is it true that the bigger your horizons, the higher your favorite norms?" "For example?" "For example, some people like streams, but they have never seen the ocean." "But are you sure you can forget the stream after seeing the ocean? Some people have seen the starry sky in time and only like one star! "

twenty-two, you must have been a soda in your previous life. Otherwise, why did you think of bubbles when I saw you?

23. Read a story _ Yes? The bow whispered to the arrow before it shot out: whatever you want is mine.

24. Do you like the stars? I won't let you go, I want to hide them in my eyes and blink at you every day.

twenty-five, if you want to invite your sister to dinner, you can say, "I want to have dinner, but _ have no appetite for each other."

26. I crawled for a hundred years, and burned it with a smile for a hundred years, just waiting for a vanishing meeting with you. Because of your happiness, it is all my beliefs in my life.

27. I want to be your cat, stick to your bedside, suck the first ray of sunshine with you every morning, and lie prone on your chest before the Milky Way is closed at night. I am unhappy when I hang my skull, and I feel sad when I think about you. You can meow when you think about you. You can feed the fish to my mouth and pat my skull to be good. You will definitely not. All the nice new clothes are yours. I like them very much. The afternoon sunshine belongs to you, so warm. You can sleep in the cage on Sunday. You are so lazy. Everything you want to think about in this world belongs to you, and you belong to me.

Twenty-nine, sometimes I feel like a female general who can strut over a million soldiers to love you, and sometimes I become a Cui Yingying who is far away from hatred and worries, but all of them are worth your eyes, and I will be routed and drowned here in the spring breeze. It's better to be

Thirty, the world is a huge trap, standing around the window display, just wanting you.

thirty-one, I have been muddy, smooth, happy and sad along the way. I saw the scenery, including mountains and seas, and forests in wasteland. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but only you are my favorite.

Thirty-two, "Let me ask you a question. Which of your husbands is related to you?" "Husband" and "Eh, the daughter-in-law is so smart"

There are so many routines to make your boyfriend happy. Would you say that the joke to make boys happy is short? Or put a boyfriend in a different place to sleep, so it is also useful.